This is my granddaughter Aillee, 3 years old and as sharp as a tack.
Today we were in the car on our way to the swimming pool when a double decker bus pulls alongside:
"Look grandad, a big bus, I couldn't lift that"
"No darling, you'd need a crane to lift that" was my reply
"No, grandad, I've got a sore finger!!"................
Oh well, my bad.
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