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« on: April 01, 2008, 12:40:43 AM »
blonde Poker today makes a major announcement

It is that from today it will be entirely sponsored by Absolute Poker, one of the foremost names in Online gaming.

In due course, blonde Poker's cardroom will become part of Absolute Poker where blonde members will be able to play some of the major names in the industry thanks to Absolute's long list of premier sponsored professionals.

We intend to offer enhanced software facilities for players, and multi accounting options.

In addition due to Absolute's ownership of the Calgary Flames Ice Hockey Team, blonde Poker's logo will be marketed on their shirts across Canadian leagues, opening up a valuable market.

The Calgary Flames will have their own child board moderated by Chuck.M. Alberta III the Executive assistant vice Chiarman (Marketing, Europe Division) and we will be running satellites (including feeders) to the Flames pre-season friendlies in Winnipeg and Nova Scotia. Seats only, travel not included.

Absolute's Head of Forum Operations (European Division) Avril F.Oole said

"We are delighted to be working with blonde poker. It is recognised as the leading poker forum in Europe, with unsurpassed traffic, a great community spirit and membership. We look forward to welcoming players on board as we feel our Superusers have a unique synergy with the famous blonde "lever" so they should feel right at home playing in the blonde leagues and competitions"

As part of the agreement, two senior blonde members Ironside and Kinboshi will be co-opted onto the Absolute Poker (European Division) board.
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 12:42:38 AM »
 
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 12:44:37 AM »
Oh Super!
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 12:45:12 AM »
Quote from: Silo Graham on April 01, 2008, 12:42:38 AM



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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 12:47:10 AM »
Started off so promising but quickly deteriorated into obvious, tut, did you learn nothing from the masters?
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 12:49:10 AM »
Cant believe it took me 2 sentences into the post to figure it out, shame on me!
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 12:53:28 AM »
Quote from: Silo Graham on April 01, 2008, 12:42:38 AM
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 01:09:34 AM »
You had me right up to the words 'Absolute Poker'.....
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 01:15:32 AM »
FFS try harder next year.

ps I wld have believed Viagra
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 01:22:14 AM »
FFS - I took this in, totally forgot it's April Fools day

You Barsteward lol

(note to self - do not bother to read any of TTTs posts in the future   Grin)
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 01:25:13 AM »
Tighty...forget everything I've ever said about you...yer evil!   
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 02:06:56 AM »
Nah, Richard, your downfall was selecting Ironside and Kinboshi from Blonde

I mean, really, who the hell would believe that?!?!?!

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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 03:17:07 AM »
its still march31st here  i dont get it?
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 08:22:26 AM »
Quote from: 77dave on April 01, 2008, 03:17:07 AM
its still march31st here  i dont get it?

Bloody Yanks!!!

 
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2008, 09:42:59 AM »
getting lazy in your old age, Tighty?..sigh @ April fool jokes
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