Pokerstars.com EPT San Remo: Day 1A - Interactive

[JungleCat03]

Floppy. Could I have a photo of the player with the shortest stack so I can get behind him and give him my anti-bokking support? Oh, and Junglecat's moobs.

Floppy refused to let me take any moob pictures. SORRY!

I will circulate amongst the players to find some alternative moobs and the short stack for you to follow.

[NoflopsHomer]

Would you say his shirt was pink?

I think Snoops is the only expert on that...

[NoflopsHomer]

Possibly the Italian Soren Jensen... he hits a little tamborine and shouts out aloud whenever he is all-in. A bit of an odd spectacle...

Also, that chip protector does kinda look like a man humping a red chili.

[JungleCat03]

Just spoke to Graham Clarkson.

He currently has 27k but he isn't 100% happy with things...

"I had 43k at one point but spunked a load of it away to this guy...[he indicates a behoodied gentleman who looks up and smiles]"

27k is still a fine stack though and he should be making it to day 2...


Shorter but still in contention is ex-LNP and former European player of the year, Frenchman Pascal "TripleP" Perrault. He currently has 14.5k, which although not massive, is workable. Go go Mr Perrault!


Snoopy I think you should root for THIS man, Raymond Rahme. Propelled into the limelight by finishing 3rd and winning $3,000,000 in the WSOP (imagine that as your first line on THM database!), he currently has roughly 10k which is short, although his stack looks pretty impressive at first glance since there are many towers, almost all of which are composed of the low denomination 25 and 100 chips.

[Djinn]

Possibly the Italian Soren Jensen... he hits a little tamborine and shouts out aloud whenever he is all-in. A bit of an odd spectacle...

Also, that chip protector does kinda look like a man humping a red chili.

Surely there must be some limit to this kind of thing?  What if it was a full-size tambourine?  What if it was a saxophone?  What if it was one of those one-man-band drum kits?  I for one would call for an annoyance ruling.

[jpean]

[bigdogg]

So, just to clarify, is John O Shea still in or has he been knocked out?

[jpean]

Any news about the Frenchies Nicolas Ragot, Paul Testud, Thomas Fougeron or some others ?

[NoflopsHomer]

So, just to clarify, is John O Shea still in or has he been knocked out?

Out.

[JungleCat03]

Possibly the Italian Soren Jensen... he hits a little tamborine and shouts out aloud whenever he is all-in. A bit of an odd spectacle...

Also, that chip protector does kinda look like a man humping a red chili.

Surely there must be some limit to this kind of thing?  What if it was a full-size tambourine?  What if it was a saxophone?  What if it was one of those one-man-band drum kits?  I for one would call for an annoyance ruling.

Snoopy's always blowing his own trumpet and no one stops him!

So, just to clarify, is John O Shea still in or has he been knocked out?

Without a picture I think we may struggle to locate him tonight. Floppy was under the impression he was knocked out a while ago though.

[NoflopsHomer]

Possibly the Italian Soren Jensen... he hits a little tamborine and shouts out aloud whenever he is all-in. A bit of an odd spectacle...

Also, that chip protector does kinda look like a man humping a red chili.

Surely there must be some limit to this kind of thing?  What if it was a full-size tambourine?  What if it was a saxophone?  What if it was one of those one-man-band drum kits?  I for one would call for an annoyance ruling.

Jen's intolerance has reached the level of 'Daily Mail reader'.

[JungleCat03]

Raymond Rahme (who I snapped and have somehow misplaced the picture) has increased his stack to 17k or so and swapped some of his mountains of almost worthless 25 chips for some FAR more valuable (and easy to count) blue 1k chips. Good job sir!

Here is Snoopy's new best friend, and may I suggest a small lookeylikey at this juncture..

Click to see full-size image.

[NoflopsHomer]

Michael Martin has lost a huge 80k pot with Jacks vs King Queen vs a short stack's Threes, the King hit and all the chips went to the stack to his right.

On the plus side, Michael did win the 'Most Futile Attempt To Wear A Hat' contest.



The hatpimping hat pimper, Nicolas Levi is OUT. A-K vs J-T which rivered a straight.

Robert 'T-Bag' Binelli and his comedy sunglasses/moustache.

[NoflopsHomer]

A load of players limp and Carl Holstrup, who is crazy Frederik Holstrup's even crazier brother, shoves. The first limper also pushes and everyone else folds. Carl shows J-7 and is in poor shape vs 7-7. However the board comes out for a choppity chop.

Can you guess who is happier?

[Djinn]

Michael Martin has lost a huge 80k pot with Jacks vs King Queen vs a short stack's Threes, the King hit and all the chips went to the stack to his right.

On the plus side, Michael did win the 'Most Futile Attempt To Wear A Hat' contest.

I think that's a dead heat you've snapped there.