The WHINGE thread ... (sponsored by Arsene Wenger)

[Karabiner]

John Champion is the world's worst footie commentator bar none and a bok to boot..

[Rookie (Rodney)]

I hate tournament breaks online, and live for that matter.

[Graham C]

I hate idiots that call my all in in cash games on a draw then hit on the river

I also hate pocket kings when I have pocket jacks and we both trip up

breaks in live games are too long, good point, i hate that too.

I hate the fact that the best I've done in a tourney tonight is a crappy freeroll where even 1st prize is a lousy $15, but I've just settled for 19th spot out of about 1000 for a massive $2. 

I hate feeling better because I've moaned about the things I hate tonight.

[KingPoker]

I hate tournament breaks online, and live for that matter.

Good Shout!

I am so fucking with you on this one!

[Pelham Boy]

Over 2 days since a whinge.    I hate shameless bragging!!

[Horneris]

I hate tournament breaks online, and live for that matter.

Good Shout!

I am so fucking with you on this one!

Im with you both, but I Poker is the worst by far.

ot only do they have a break, they have A MASSIVE FUCKING CUP OF COFFEE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN FOR NO REASON WHICH TILTS ME HARDER THAN LIFE.

[Graham C]

meh, full tilt and me don't get on, never have never will.  Just let me hit a set of 8's but gave someone else a set of jacks, so instead of being just off chip leader, I'm back to my starting stack.  Then I get it all in on a flush only for the the board to come runner runner 5's making 3 of them on the board and matey with AT his full house

i run so bad on ft.  309 chips left, someone is going to get an easy bounty off me.

[gatso]

I rly hate it when you get it all in with QQ vs AJ, the board comes 8 9 K 7 3 and some dick types 'K 3' in the chat box. so what? you passed a shitty hand to 2 all ins and it would've made 2 pair. what's yer point gimp?

[Dingdell]

Buying into an online tournament with gteed prize pool and only 11 people in and three minutes to go - great value. Immediately after registering the number has jumped to 149. 

[kinboshi]

I rly hate it when you get it all in with QQ vs AJ, the board comes 8 9 K 7 3 and some dick types 'K 3' in the chat box. so what? you passed a shitty hand to 2 all ins and it would've made 2 pair. what's yer point gimp?

Or people who don't understand that the cards are being constantly 'shuffled' by the RNG, and so if they had called and the action had been different so would the cards on the board be different and in all likelihood they wouldn't have hit two pair.

[Indestructable]

Going to Annfield to see City soon and they have moved the game to a Sunday. Will still go, but it is a pain in the 

[kinboshi]

Going to Annfield to see City soon and they have moved the game to a Sunday. Will still go, but it is a pain in the 

...and you'll lose.

[MANTIS01]

What the hell is up with people in front of you in the cashpoint queue.

To my mind there are 2 simple options. Withdraw Cash and Check Balance. But I think anybody who drives to a cashpoint to 'Check Balance' should be arrested anyway. So in reality it should be a really simple process,...put card in,...type pin,...withdraw cash,...easy,...10 seconds job MAX!! BUT NO!! If you're in a rush you always get Ludwig Van feckin Beethoven wanting to compose his next symphony in front of you. FFS??

Massive TILT happens for me when Beethoven finishes, takes card from machine.....and then PUTS IT BACK IN!!!! Holy Jesus!!! After answering NO to the simple question "Do you require another service?" you should be banned from the surrounding area for at least 15mins imo.

[gatso]

What the hell is up with people in front of you in the cashpoint queue.

To my mind there are 2 simple options. Withdraw Cash and Check Balance. But I think anybody who drives to a cashpoint to 'Check Balance' should be arrested anyway. So in reality it should be a really simple process,...put card in,...type pin,...withdraw cash,...easy,...10 seconds job MAX!! BUT NO!! If you're in a rush you always get Ludwig Van feckin Beethoven wanting to compose his next symphony in front of you. FFS??

Massive TILT happens for me when Beethoven finishes, takes card from machine.....and then PUTS IT BACK IN!!!! Holy Jesus!!! After answering NO to the simple question "Do you require another service?" you should be banned from the surrounding area for at least 15mins imo.

spot on.

then you get the idiot that's there for 10 mins before walking away without any cash.
you then stick in your card and PIN only to get the message 'sorry, we cannot dispense cash at the moment'. obv the muppet before you just got the same message, why do they not have the common courtesy to bloody tell you. (I guess they might think you've driven there just to check your balance)

[MANTIS01]

LOL

Also, some idiots take their cash and then hang around the machine for a bit like they're expecting something else to come out. I think the whole process fries the brains of some folk. If you happen to be standing too close to them they freak out as well.

So, after getting cash I run into Tesco's to get some wine/beer and was running very late. I was in the 10 items or less queue with like 11, maybe 12 bottles, and people were staring and tutting about it. This is like a worse crime than manslaughter it appears.