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[Colchester Kev]

I hate football and footballers.

[Jim-D]

I hate football and footballers.

Was waiting for that one

[ShatnerPants]

I hate football and footballers.

Looks like you'll be safe watching Arsenal this year then.

[George2Loose]

Why oh why oh why oh why oh why can't I win at the moment???

BTW I love this thread. Let of some steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam

Can this also act as a bad beat thread?

£100 double chance f/o at DTD. Had a pretty horrible weekend there. blinds 200/400/25

Have built my stack up to 16k. Villian who has around 20k makes it 800 to go from 3rd position. Folded to me I flat it.

A beautiful 53Q rainbow. C/R continuation bet of 1.5k to 4k which he flats.

Shove the turn for 11k when it comes a putting two diamons and straightening card up there. He tanks. And tanks. Look at his watch twice and calls with 77

River 7. GG! 50p in the jar and I know no one will read above or think blah blah blah no one wants hear bat beat stories. I hate them!

But for some reason it's theraputic to write it down. Maybe I should start one of those diary thingies on here but who would be bothered to read about me???

[TightEnd]

lets all guess what you had

A Q?

[George2Loose]

lets all guess what you had

A Q?

Yeh good idea Tighty! I would put a cash amount on it but I think a blondite was sat to my left. Guess which hand I had

[LeKnave]

lets all guess what you had

A Q?

Yeh good idea Tighty! I would put a cash amount on it but I think a blondite was sat to my left. Guess which hand I had

55 or 33 ldo.

[celtic]

aa or kk

[GreekStein]

AAj10 double suited

[AlexMartin]

so i deposit on stars to payoff zzzrope for doing me a favour and have a little extra change. Decide to play a rare donkement before this hand and remembering why i stopped in the first place.

PokerStars Game #19900708457: Tournament #103653575, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/08/25 - 21:39:38 (ET)
Table '103653575 31' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: strongbad996 (11985 in chips)
Seat 2: donkey0304 (1435 in chips)
Seat 3: sticaestica (5375 in chips)
Seat 4: MJ T.O.D. (4304 in chips)
Seat 5: camptheblunt (6690 in chips)
Seat 6: luis1126 (14125 in chips)
sticaestica: posts small blind 100
MJ T.O.D.: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to strongbad996 [ ]
camptheblunt: folds
luis1126: folds
strongbad996: raises 400 to 600
donkey0304: folds
sticaestica: folds
MJ T.O.D.: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [ ]
MJ T.O.D.: checks
strongbad996: bets 1000
MJ T.O.D.: raises 2704 to 3704 and is all-in
strongbad996: calls 2704
MJ T.O.D. said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MJ T.O.D.: shows [ As] (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
strongbad996: shows [ ] (a straight, Five to Nine)
MJ T.O.D. said, "yes"
strongbad996 said, "wp sir"
MJ T.O.D. collected 8708 from pot
strongbad996 said, "ur the best"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8708 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: strongbad996 showed [ ] and lost with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 2: donkey0304 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: sticaestica (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: MJ T.O.D. (big blind) showed [ As] and won (8708) with a full house, Aces full of Sevens
Seat 5: camptheblunt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: luis1126 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


cocknose then gives me that line that makes me die....."justice".

[Claw75]

got caught speeding.  3 points and fine

[AlexMartin]

fuckit, really wanted a reload button. fuck donkaments, so much admiration for you guys that do it.


PokerStars Game #19901053789: Tournament #103653575, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2008/08/25 - 21:54:12 (ET)
Table '103653575 31' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: strongbad996 (5781 in chips)
Seat 2: LittleB1388 (3465 in chips)
Seat 3: sticaestica (9920 in chips)
Seat 4: MJ T.O.D. (8623 in chips)
Seat 5: camptheblunt (5640 in chips)
Seat 6: luis1126 (12455 in chips)
strongbad996: posts the ante 25
LittleB1388: posts the ante 25
sticaestica: posts the ante 25
MJ T.O.D.: posts the ante 25
camptheblunt: posts the ante 25
luis1126: posts the ante 25
luis1126: posts small blind 125
strongbad996: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to strongbad996 [ ]
LittleB1388: folds
sticaestica: raises 500 to 750
MJ T.O.D.: folds
camptheblunt: folds
luis1126: folds
strongbad996: raises 1000 to 1750
sticaestica: calls 1000
*** FLOP *** [ ]
strongbad996: checks
sticaestica: bets 1500
strongbad996: raises 2506 to 4006 and is all-in
sticaestica: calls 2506
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
strongbad996: shows [ ] (a pair of Queens)
sticaestica: shows [ ] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
strongbad996 said, "WP!"
sticaestica collected 11787 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11787 | Rake 0
Board [ Ah]
Seat 1: strongbad996 (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: LittleB1388 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: sticaestica showed [ ] and won (11787) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 4: MJ T.O.D. folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: camptheblunt (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: luis1126 (small blind) folded before Flop

[George2Loose]

lets all guess what you had

A Q?

Yeh good idea Tighty! I would put a cash amount on it but I think a blondite was sat to my left. Guess which hand I had

55 or 33 ldo.

55

[AndrewT]

First working day of the week, so looked at Eat's website to see what their soup of the day was. Ohhh, goody, Monday's is Clam Chowder, which I love.

Get to Eat and am puzzled as to why it's not on the board, then remember it's Tuesday.

 

[amcgrath1uk]

one mtt

approaching final table bubble


holding 10 9 on a 10 9 2 flop.. lose to J 10 runner runner straight

all in preflop AQ v K6

Q 1st card out, other 4 cards gives him a 9 hi straight...

but to top it off

A 10 all in pf.. called for half his chips by A 3.. obv hits the straight.....FML!