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[mondatoo]

KJ would've been fine it's k10 thats the problem

[AgentChip109]

lol yeah. calmed down a bit now. obviously im happy to see it, just was a big comp, $100 rebuy and had gone deepish and had just lost a big pot 5 hands b4 so felt was my chance to get back in it. oh well, will just try again another time

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Play it better next time imo

[AgentChip109]

FFS FUCKING BULLSHIT CD[O [OJFPLMKRW


Full Tilt Poker Game #8828522852: $22,500 Guarantee (67370965), Table 10 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:02:42 ET - 2008/11/05
Seat 1: jxw331 (32,236)
Seat 2: chuck2001 (7,991)
Seat 3: Wretchy (29,494)
Seat 4: RoxmorE (15,182)
Seat 5: Edgy811 (12,638)
Seat 6: jomama7769 (20,903)
Seat 7: MrDvda (56,027)
Seat 8: ayiakaramba (21,106)
Seat 9: Bestiolina (11,519)
jxw331 antes 75
chuck2001 antes 75
Wretchy antes 75
RoxmorE antes 75
Edgy811 antes 75
jomama7769 antes 75
MrDvda antes 75
ayiakaramba antes 75
Bestiolina antes 75
chuck2001 posts the small blind of 300
Wretchy posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Edgy811 [ ]
RoxmorE folds
Edgy811 raises to 1,625
jomama7769 folds
MrDvda folds
ayiakaramba folds
Bestiolina folds
jxw331 folds
chuck2001 raises to 7,916, and is all in
Wretchy folds
Edgy811 calls 6,291
chuck2001 shows [As ]
Edgy811 shows [ ]
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
chuck2001 shows a flush, King high
Edgy811 shows a pair of Aces
chuck2001 wins the pot (17,107) with a flush, King high
RoxmorE stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17,107 | Rake 0
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: jxw331 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: chuck2001 (small blind) showed [As ] and won (17,107) with a flush, King high
Seat 3: Wretchy (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: RoxmorE folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Edgy811 showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: jomama7769 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: MrDvda folded before the Flop
Seat 8: ayiakaramba folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Bestiolina folded before the Flop

[AgentChip109]

gone on 2 major tilt spin ups playin 10/20 heads up, managed to finish $1500 up but still fuming. gonna have a go on 25/50 in a min. Edgy11 on pacific if anyone interested

[AgentChip109]

well suppose turned out ok, managed to be $2,5k up then sat down at another 25/50 table wiv $1000 first hand i have  on a    board and check raise all in. unfortunately he has  and i miss.

almost got the tilt out of me at a $1500 win on pacific

probs not my cleverest idea to play those games though

[Josedinho]

Washing up.
You know it's bad when you have to search the house for the cleanest looking glass to have a drink out of.

[UpTheMariners]

this is how u lose a big chip lead




** Hand # 1077266818 starting - 2008-11-08 22:46:01
** LEOCOP Heads Up Championship[1712536]:Table 31 [Multi Table Hold 'em] (50.00|100.00 NL - MTT) Real Money

Mariners sitting in seat 1 with 9295.00[Dealer]
Phazm sitting in seat 2 with 630.00
Mariners posted the small blind - 25.00
Phazm posted the big blind - 50.00

** Dealing cards to Mariners: ,
Mariners raised to 115.00
Phazm went all-in - 630.00
Mariners called - 680.00
Phazm shows: ,

** Dealing the flop: 10d, As,

** Dealing the turn:

** Dealing the river:
Phazm wins 1360.00 from the main pot

** Hand # 1077267087 starting - 2008-11-08 22:46:35
** LEOCOP Heads Up Championship[1712536]:Table 31 [Multi Table Hold 'em] (50.00|100.00 NL - MTT) Real Money

Mariners sitting in seat 1 with 8565.00[Dealer]
Phazm sitting in seat 2 with 1360.00
Mariners posted the small blind - 25.00
Phazm posted the big blind - 50.00

** Dealing cards to Mariners: ,
Mariners raised to 115.00
Phazm raised to 350.00
Mariners went all-in - 8475.00
Phazm went all-in - 1060.00
Phazm shows: ,

** Dealing the flop: , , 10c

** Dealing the turn: Ah

** Dealing the river:
Phazm wins 2820.00 from the main pot

** Hand # 1077268932 starting - 2008-11-08 22:49:32
** LEOCOP Heads Up Championship[1712536]:Table 31 [Multi Table Hold 'em] (50.00|100.00 NL - MTT) Real Money

Mariners sitting in seat 1 with 7220.00
Phazm sitting in seat 2 with 2705.00[Dealer]
Phazm posted the small blind - 25.00
Mariners posted the big blind - 50.00

** Dealing cards to Mariners: ,
Phazm raised to 150.00
Mariners raised to 525.00
Phazm went all-in - 2580.00
Mariners called - 2730.00
Phazm shows: ,

** Dealing the flop: , ,

** Dealing the turn:

** Dealing the river: 10h




** Hand # 1077276015 starting - 2008-11-08 23:00:55
** LEOCOP Heads Up Championship[1712536]:Table 31 [Multi Table Hold 'em] (100.00|200.00 NL - MTT) Real Money

Mariners sitting in seat 1 with 8375.00[Dealer]
Phazm sitting in seat 2 with 1475.00
Mariners posted the small blind - 50.00
Phazm posted the big blind - 100.00

** Dealing cards to Mariners: , Ah
Mariners raised to 225.00
Phazm went all-in - 1475.00
Mariners called - 1575.00
Phazm shows: ,

** Dealing the flop: , ,

** Dealing the turn:

** Dealing the river:
Mariners > ffs
Phazm wins 3150.00 from the main pot

** Hand # 1077277709 starting - 2008-11-08 23:03:52
** LEOCOP Heads Up Championship[1712536]:Table 31 [Multi Table Hold 'em] (100.00|200.00 NL - MTT) Real Money

Mariners sitting in seat 1 with 6625.00[Dealer]
Phazm sitting in seat 2 with 3225.00
Mariners posted the small blind - 50.00
Phazm posted the big blind - 100.00

** Dealing cards to Mariners: As,
Mariners raised to 225.00
Phazm raised to 650.00
Mariners went all-in - 6450.00
Phazm went all-in - 2675.00
Phazm shows: ,

** Dealing the flop: 10s, ,

** Dealing the turn: 10d

** Dealing the river:
Phazm wins 6650.00 from the main pot



** Hand # 1077278729 starting - 2008-11-08 23:05:54
** LEOCOP Heads Up Championship[1712536]:Table 31 [Multi Table Hold 'em] (100.00|200.00 NL - MTT) Real Money

Mariners sitting in seat 1 with 2380.00
Phazm sitting in seat 2 with 7470.00[Dealer]
Phazm posted the small blind - 50.00
Mariners posted the big blind - 100.00

** Dealing cards to Mariners: ,
Phazm raised to 250.00
Mariners called - 250.00

** Dealing the flop: , ,
Mariners checked
Phazm checked

** Dealing the turn:
Mariners bet - 400.00
Phazm called - 400.00

** Dealing the river: Ah
Mariners checked
Phazm bet - 900.00
Mariners called - 900.00
Phazm shows: ,
Mariners mucks: ,
Phazm wins 3100.00 from the main pot

** Hand # 1077279437 starting - 2008-11-08 23:06:31
** LEOCOP Heads Up Championship[1712536]:Table 31 [Multi Table Hold 'em] (100.00|200.00 NL - MTT) Real Money

Mariners sitting in seat 1 with 730.00[Dealer]
Phazm sitting in seat 2 with 9120.00
Mariners posted the small blind - 50.00
Phazm posted the big blind - 100.00

** Dealing cards to Mariners: , As
Mariners went all-in - 730.00
Phazm called - 780.00
Phazm shows: ,

** Dealing the flop: , ,

** Dealing the turn:

** Dealing the river:
Phazm wins 1560.00 from the main pot


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[Eck]

Fuck you poker.......just fuck off and leave me alone......i mean it fuck off.....i'm not kidding.....


Game #8280592904: LUCKY £7K SAT REBUY (ID8485432) £20+£2 - Hold'em NL (600/1200) - 2008/11/09 - 00:24:31 (UK)
Table "8485432 - 1" Seat 4 is the button.
Seat 1: simpson55 (25791 in chips)
Seat 2: tateren (30996 in chips)
Seat 3: Iceman29 (13913 in chips)
Seat 4: Pedro0001 (55510 in chips)
Seat 5: redmundir (13048 in chips)
Seat 6: Alasd2009 (58353 in chips)
Seat 9: Eck68 (29120 in chips)
Seat 10: Bboystyle (23164 in chips)
redmundir: posts the ante 150
Alasd2009: posts the ante 150
Eck68: posts the ante 150
Bboystyle: posts the ante 150
simpson55: posts the ante 150
tateren: posts the ante 150
Iceman29: posts the ante 150
Pedro0001: posts the ante 150
redmundir: posts small blind 600
Alasd2009: posts big blind 1200
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Eck68 [ ]
Eck68: raises to 3600
Bboystyle: folds
simpson55: folds
tateren: folds
Iceman29: folds
Pedro0001: calls 3600
redmundir: folds
Alasd2009: folds
----- FLOP ----- [ ]
Eck68: bets 7200
Pedro0001: raises to 20400
Eck68: raises to 25370 and is all-in
Pedro0001: calls 4970
----- TURN ----- [ ][]
----- RIVER ----- [ ][]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Eck68: shows [ ] (A Pair of Aces, Jack high)
Pedro0001: shows [ ] (A Flush, King high)
Pedro0001 collected 60940 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 60940 Main pot 60940 Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: simpson55 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: tateren folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Iceman29 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pedro0001 (button) showed [ ] and won (60940) with A Flush, King high
Seat 5: redmundir (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Alasd2009 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Eck68 showed [ ] and lost with A Pair of Aces, Jack high
Seat 10: Bboystyle folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[TheChipPrince]

You win it twice a week, stop moaning!!!!!!!

[Eck]

You win it twice a week, stop moaning!!!!!!!

Fuck you too!!! and fuck your fry up thread that is now giving me grief too ffs, don't have time tomorrow and have charged the camera batteries up especially...

Fuck fuck fuck.....


aaaah feel better now going to nominate this for thread of the year

[TheChipPrince]

Throw as many fucks as you want if it cheers you up! 

[amcgrath1uk]

I poker tourny players

10 10 v 98 bust on a 10 hi flop

AK v 96 all in pre... and he called..

[TheChipPrince]

Less poker, more life beats please...

[Acidmouse]

In a car crash in Oct. Wife fine, me semi-ok, broken ribs and put on anti inflammerty drugs which then gave me a stomach ulcer, gg fuking prick doctor. No drink and on pump something drugs to get rid of the bastard pain in my side 24/7.

Anyone had tummy ulcer? give me advice.

Last two tourneys on stars had AA cracked to be busto.