The WHINGE thread ... (sponsored by Arsene Wenger)

[boldie]

Every other day?  I guess you are right.

You run soo good.

[MANTIS01]

There's a piece in the paper today about lottery winners who carried on working after they scooped the jackpot. The headline was something like "I won £2m on the lotto and still get up at 4am to sell veg down the market". If I kicked someone like that to death could I really be found guilty of murder?

[h]

MERCY KILLING IMO

[Graham C]

sigh at my weak play.  99 in the small blind, 2 limpers and I just complete.  Flop a full house bet out on flop turn and am raised all in on river, lovely - matey has hit a one outer for a straight flush.

Why don't I raise?   I'm such a fish.  Going to be ok for 2009 though, geting it all out now.

[Claw75]

decided to go and play the £100 freezeout at the Western tonight.  5000 starting chips and a 30 min clock.  Card dead through level 1 - only play one hand from the blinds.  This was the second hand I played, halfway through level two.  UTG raises to 375 and I reraise to 800 with  .  Passed back to raiser, who calls.  flop  .  Mateyboy check calls my 1600 bet.  Turn  .  he checks, I shove in my last 2500 and he insta calls and flips over  .  Goodnight me.

[Maxriddles]

Hogmanay and New Year, I feckin hate it, not even the old firm game to look forward to these days. I cannot stand the thought of enduring another New Year's Eve getting pissed enough to watch Jackie Bird hosting that pish New Year hoo ha on BBC1 Scotland. Seeing in the bells to Phill Cunningham and Ally Bain yet again as they get their annual BBC1 gig, should ship them off to BBC Alba where they belong.

Rant over for now.

[George2Loose]

Hogmanay and New Year, I feckin hate it, not even the old firm game to look forward to these days. I cannot stand the thought of enduring another New Year's Eve getting pissed enough to watch Jackie Bird hosting that pish New Year hoo ha on BBC1 Scotland. Seeing in the bells to Phill Cunningham and Ally Bain yet again as they get their annual BBC1 gig, should ship them off to BBC Alba where they belong.

Rant over for now.

+1 New years is shit

[Jon MW]

First MTT of the new year.

Get knocked out on the bubble when my opponent hit one of their 3 outs.

I've got a bad feeling that this may be an omen for the whole year.

[Jim-D]

Just opened the door to a massive pile of fuckin puke on my path!! Wouldn't be so bad if it was mine but i was a bore and stayed in

 

[Graham C]

In my eye 2009

PokerStars Game #23465724279: Tournament #131009267, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/01/01 20:19:07 GMT [2009/01/01 15:19:07 ET]
Table '131009267 10' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Jonas_Bjerre (3075 in chips)
Seat 3: kayderkoch (1920 in chips)
Seat 4: bbaue001 (1715 in chips)
Seat 5: Graham0573 (1365 in chips)
Seat 6: TopCatzz (2030 in chips)
Seat 7: ilies22 (4982 in chips)
Seat 8: vandebelt (1385 in chips)
Seat 9: Darty50 (3035 in chips)
kayderkoch: posts small blind 15
bbaue001: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Graham0573 [ Ah]
Graham0573: raises 90 to 120
TopCatzz: folds
ilies22: folds
vandebelt: folds
Darty50: folds
Jonas_Bjerre: calls 120
kayderkoch: folds
bbaue001: folds
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Graham0573: bets 210
Jonas_Bjerre: raises 360 to 570
Graham0573: raises 540 to 1110
Jonas_Bjerre: raises 540 to 1650
Graham0573: calls 135 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (405) returned to Jonas_Bjerre
Top-Notch57 is connected
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Graham0573: shows [ Ah] (a pair of Aces)
Jonas_Bjerre: shows [As ] (a Royal Flush)
Jonas_Bjerre collected 2775 from pot
Jonas_Bjerre said, "ZING DING"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2775 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 2: Jonas_Bjerre (button) showed [As ] and won (2775) with a Royal Flush
Seat 3: kayderkoch (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: bbaue001 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Graham0573 showed [ Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: TopCatzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ilies22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: vandebelt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Darty50 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Graham C]

Nice call sir, obv A9o is good here
PokerStars Game #23466461222: Tournament #131007292, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/01/01 20:43:52 GMT [2009/01/01 15:43:52 ET]
Table '131007292 10' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: grisu1977 (2395 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: bubman88 (7120 in chips)
Seat 4: lofa64 (20 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: steve2-cards (3110 in chips)
Seat 6: Goudhaar (7910 in chips)
Seat 7: bluejay555 (8070 in chips)
Seat 8: Graham0573 (950 in chips)
Seat 9: FrictionGrip (1045 in chips)
Graham0573: posts small blind 50
FrictionGrip: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Graham0573 [ ]
grisu1977: folds
bubman88: calls 100
lofa64: folds
steve2-cards: calls 100
Goudhaar: folds
bluejay555: calls 100
Graham0573: calls 50
FrictionGrip: checks
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Graham0573: bets 850 and is all-in
FrictionGrip: folds
bubman88: calls 850
steve2-cards: folds
bluejay555: folds
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Graham0573: shows [ ] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
bubman88: shows [Ah ] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
bubman88 collected 2200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2200 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 2: grisu1977 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: bubman88 showed [Ah ] and won (2200) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 4: lofa64 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: steve2-cards folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Goudhaar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bluejay555 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Graham0573 (small blind) showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 9: FrictionGrip (big blind) folded on the Flop

[bolt pp]

It's freezing

I swear this country is so fucking shit

[Graham C]

Why do I get them?  I don't deserve so many bad beat

Ace fucking Jack, 4 betting all in?  Are you sure?

PokerStars Game #23469074292: Tournament #130999296, $8.00+$0.80 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (175/350) - 2009/01/01 22:09:24 GMT [2009/01/01 17:09:24 ET]
Table '130999296 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Sir JV (8535 in chips)
Seat 2: ExPxx (13825 in chips)
Seat 4: haletj (9109 in chips)
Seat 5: Graham0573 (7795 in chips)
Seat 7: idir57 (14832 in chips)
Seat 8: Thediabloman (7410 in chips)
Seat 9: AndiK09 (13266 in chips)
Sir JV: posts the ante 45
ExPxx: posts the ante 45
haletj: posts the ante 45
Graham0573: posts the ante 45
idir57: posts the ante 45
Thediabloman: posts the ante 45
AndiK09: posts the ante 45
haletj: posts small blind 175
Graham0573: posts big blind 350
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Graham0573 [ ]
idir57: raises 700 to 1050
Thediabloman: folds
AndiK09: folds
Sir JV: folds
ExPxx: folds
haletj: folds
Graham0573: raises 1750 to 2800
idir57: raises 11987 to 14787 and is all-in
Graham0573: calls 4950 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (7037) returned to idir57
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Graham0573: shows [ ] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
idir57: shows [ As] (three of a kind, Aces)
idir57 collected 15990 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15990 | Rake 0
Board [ Ah]
Seat 1: Sir JV folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ExPxx (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: haletj (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Graham0573 (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 7: idir57 showed [ As] and won (15990) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 8: Thediabloman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: AndiK09 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Wankers, all of them, there's far too many in the small buy in comps.

FML

[bolt pp]

It happends to you more because you get quads or a royal flush every other hand

[Graham C]

I'd rather not have them, I win a small pot with a nice hand and ruin 2 fucking hours of decent play by a donkey making deciding AJ is the nutz.