The WHINGE thread ... (sponsored by Arsene Wenger)

[amcgrath1uk]

I'd rather not have them, I win a small pot with a nice hand and ruin 2 fucking hours of decent play by a donkey making deciding AJ is the nutz. 

+1

In the last 25 in qualifying for the million, where someone decided to RR all in my initial raise with KK, he had QJ and hit 2p on the flop.. sigh

[Graham C]

siiiiigh, just gonna post em

For a top 10 spot in the comp

PokerStars Game #23470412647: Tournament #129748202, $8.00+$0.80 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2009/01/01 22:51:51 GMT [2009/01/01 17:51:51 ET]
Table '129748202 113' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: sait12345 (18100 in chips)
Seat 2: Graham0573 (11210 in chips)
Seat 3: billyboyfloy (9682 in chips)
Seat 4: schorf17 (14056 in chips)
Seat 6: natapuc (5320 in chips)
Seat 7: buddysbluff (6625 in chips)
Seat 8: Emanuelebert (2705 in chips)
Seat 9: alphez (5326 in chips)
sait12345: posts the ante 25
Graham0573: posts the ante 25
billyboyfloy: posts the ante 25
schorf17: posts the ante 25
natapuc: posts the ante 25
buddysbluff: posts the ante 25
Emanuelebert: posts the ante 25
alphez: posts the ante 25
natapuc: posts small blind 150
buddysbluff: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Graham0573 [ ]
Emanuelebert: folds
alphez: calls 300
sait12345: folds
Graham0573: raises 900 to 1200
billyboyfloy: folds
schorf17: calls 1200
natapuc: folds
buddysbluff: folds
alphez: calls 900
*** FLOP *** [ ]
alphez: bets 300
Graham0573: raises 3900 to 4200
schorf17: folds
alphez: calls 3801 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (99) returned to Graham0573
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
alphez: shows [As ] (a full house, Fives full of Nines)
Graham0573: shows [ ] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
alphez collected 12452 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12452 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: sait12345 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Graham0573 showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 3: billyboyfloy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: schorf17 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: natapuc (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: buddysbluff (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Emanuelebert folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: alphez showed [As ] and won (12452) with a full house, Fives full of Nines

A5 - well done, really well done

[AgentChip109]

drunk manaic rasing every pot i pt him in wiv AJ he snaps wiv A6 and spikes a flush next hand i shove 99 into JJ and bubble the comp i been playin for 4 hours, 36 pay i come 37. woulda been in top 8 wiv 36 left if hold. fuck off

[Ironside]

this thread is becoming the bad beat thread

why dont we put all the bad beats on the PHA as it will wind up some explosive characters

[bolt pp]

Wotsits are getting smaller, i haven't measured them or anything, they just are, i can tell and it's a liberty, sigh.

[Longy]

Wotsits

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[MANTIS01]

Wotsits are getting smaller, i haven't measured them or anything, they just are, i can tell and it's a liberty, sigh.

P-lease. If anything's gettin smaller it's Wagon Wheels.

[bolt pp]

Wotsits are getting smaller, i haven't measured them or anything, they just are, i can tell and it's a liberty, sigh.

P-lease. If anything's gettin smaller it's Wagon Wheels.

well i dont really agree with this but the jam in the jammy ones are def disappearing, you probs get about 1/10 of jam in one, isnt there a law or committee or something that can stop this?

[thetank]

I've just found out that Tim Rice's 'Chess' never made it into channel 4's top 100 musicals list.

Rigged imo

I'm not trying to say it's the greatest of all time, or even in the top 10, but out of the top 100? Come on tae fuck man.

[Geo the Sarge]

Lol...........just Lol....

Game #6863181933: Head Hunter $10 (ID8904595) $10+$1 - Hold'em NL (25/50) - 2009/01/05 - 17:11:19 (UK)
Table "8904595 - 3" Seat 10 is the button.
Seat 1: Pottsy007 (1975 in chips)
Seat 2: Goldie21 (2605 in chips)
Seat 3: kueken85 (2500 in chips)
Seat 4: Gambler49 (3705 in chips)
Seat 5: Ste050910 sits out
Seat 6: Devild003 (3555 in chips)
Seat 7: Dan230552 (1505 in chips)
Seat 8: waveydave (3540 in chips)
Seat 9: hunteress (2515 in chips)
Seat 10: ___edgee_ (2680 in chips)
Pottsy007: posts small blind 25
Goldie21: posts big blind 50
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to hunteress [ ]
kueken85: calls 50
Gambler49: calls 50
Ste050910: folds
Devild003: calls 50
Dan230552: folds
waveydave: calls 50
hunteress: raises to 150
___edgee_: calls 150
Pottsy007: calls 125
Goldie21: folds
kueken85: calls 100
Gambler49: calls 100
Devild003: calls 100
waveydave: calls 100
----- FLOP ----- [ ]
Pottsy007: checks
kueken85: checks
Gambler49: checks
Devild003: bets 600
waveydave: calls 600
hunteress: raises to 2365 and is all-in
___edgee_: folds
Ste050910 sits back
Pottsy007: folds
kueken85: folds
Gambler49: folds
Devild003: folds
waveydave: calls 1765
----- TURN ----- [ ][]
----- RIVER ----- [ ][]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
hunteress: shows [ ] (A Pair of Jacks, Eight high)
waveydave: shows [As ] (A Straight, Six high)
waveydave collected 6430 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 6430 Main pot 6430 Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Pottsy007 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Goldie21 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kueken85 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Gambler49 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Ste050910 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Devild003 folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Dan230552 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: waveydave showed [As ] and won (6430) with A Straight, Six high
Seat 9: hunteress showed [ ] and lost with A Pair of Jacks, Eight high
Seat 10: ___edgee_ (button) folded on the Flop

[Graham C]

vomit

PokerStars Game #23597980563: Tournament #131675677, $8.00+$0.80 Omaha Pot Limit - Level XIV (800/1600) - 2009/01/05 12:18:16 ET
Table '131675677 3' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: vikings adam (48136 in chips)
Seat 2: bastinho06 (29030 in chips)
Seat 5: Graham0573 (64038 in chips)
Seat 7: downups (103110 in chips)
Seat 8: Cazium (32888 in chips)
Seat 9: porki666 (96163 in chips)
vikings adam: posts small blind 800
bastinho06: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Graham0573 [ ]
Graham0573: calls 1600
downups: folds
Cazium: folds
porki666: folds
vikings adam: calls 800
bastinho06: checks
*** FLOP *** [ ]
vikings adam: checks
bastinho06: bets 2500
Graham0573: raises 3900 to 6400
vikings adam: folds
bastinho06: raises 17600 to 24000
Graham0573: raises 17600 to 41600
bastinho06: calls 3430 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (14170) returned to Graham0573
bastinho06 said, "gla"
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bastinho06: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Queens)
Graham0573: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Sixes)
porki666 said, "lol"
bastinho06 said, "LOOOO"
bastinho06 collected 59660 from pot
bastinho06 said, "SICKOOO"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 59660 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: vikings adam (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: bastinho06 (big blind) showed [ ] and won (59660) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 5: Graham0573 showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 7: downups folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Cazium folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: porki666 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Graham C]

I shouldn't even be playing at work!

[maccol]

Lol...........just Lol....

Game #6863181933: Head Hunter $10 (ID8904595) $10+$1 - Hold'em NL (25/50) - 2009/01/05 - 17:11:19 (UK)
Table "8904595 - 3" Seat 10 is the button.
Seat 1: Pottsy007 (1975 in chips)
Seat 2: Goldie21 (2605 in chips)
Seat 3: kueken85 (2500 in chips)
Seat 4: Gambler49 (3705 in chips)
Seat 5: Ste050910 sits out
Seat 6: Devild003 (3555 in chips)
Seat 7: Dan230552 (1505 in chips)
Seat 8: waveydave (3540 in chips)
Seat 9: hunteress (2515 in chips)
Seat 10: ___edgee_ (2680 in chips)
Pottsy007: posts small blind 25
Goldie21: posts big blind 50
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to hunteress [ ]
kueken85: calls 50
Gambler49: calls 50
Ste050910: folds
Devild003: calls 50
Dan230552: folds
waveydave: calls 50
hunteress: raises to 150
___edgee_: calls 150
Pottsy007: calls 125
Goldie21: folds
kueken85: calls 100
Gambler49: calls 100
Devild003: calls 100
waveydave: calls 100
----- FLOP ----- [ ]
Pottsy007: checks
kueken85: checks
Gambler49: checks
Devild003: bets 600
waveydave: calls 600
hunteress: raises to 2365 and is all-in
___edgee_: folds
Ste050910 sits back
Pottsy007: folds
kueken85: folds
Gambler49: folds
Devild003: folds
waveydave: calls 1765
----- TURN ----- [ ][]
----- RIVER ----- [ ][]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
hunteress: shows [ ] (A Pair of Jacks, Eight high)
waveydave: shows [As ] (A Straight, Six high)
waveydave collected 6430 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 6430 Main pot 6430 Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Pottsy007 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Goldie21 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kueken85 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Gambler49 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Ste050910 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Devild003 folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Dan230552 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: waveydave showed [As ] and won (6430) with A Straight, Six high
Seat 9: hunteress showed [ ] and lost with A Pair of Jacks, Eight high
Seat 10: ___edgee_ (button) folded on the Flop

Thats HH tournies for you Geo.
Congrats on your two cashes though.
Nice start to the year. 

[Geo the Sarge]

Hi Colin, HNY to you and Terry

went for 3 in a row on Sat in the £30 dc and went out level 5. Sat in £50 cash game and spun up to £500. You at OP on Saturday? Also have you qualified for Sky on 31st?

Geo

[Graham C]

FUCKING BOLLOCK!!!  I was sitting dancing singing we are getting paid

PokerStars Game #23599000834: Tournament #131675677, $8.00+$0.80 Omaha Pot Limit - Level XVII (2000/4000) - 2009/01/05 12:57:35 ET
Table '131675677 3' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: vikings adam (68045 in chips)
Seat 2: serbilo (53080 in chips)
Seat 4: wavilajr (51616 in chips)
Seat 5: Graham0573 (128293 in chips)
Seat 6: RBJ77 (74748 in chips)
Seat 7: downups (180695 in chips)
Seat 8: MasterGmae (157523 in chips)
downups: posts small blind 2000
MasterGmae: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Graham0573 [As ]
vikings adam: calls 4000
serbilo: folds
wavilajr: folds
Graham0573: raises 8000 to 12000
RBJ77: folds
downups: folds
MasterGmae: calls 8000
vikings adam: calls 8000
*** FLOP *** [ ]
MasterGmae: checks
vikings adam: checks
Graham0573: checks
*** TURN *** [ ] []
MasterGmae: checks
vikings adam: bets 8000
Graham0573: calls 8000
MasterGmae: folds
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
vikings adam: bets 12000
Graham0573: raises 24000 to 36000
vikings adam: calls 24000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Graham0573: shows [As ] (four of a kind, Queens)
vikings adam: shows [ ] (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)
vikings adam collected 126000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 126000 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: vikings adam showed [ ] and won (126000) with a straight flush, Eight to Queen
Seat 2: serbilo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: wavilajr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Graham0573 showed [As ] and lost with four of a kind, Queens
Seat 6: RBJ77 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: downups (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: MasterGmae (big blind) folded on the Turn


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