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« Reply #870 on: May 11, 2009, 10:22:18 PM »

I have Man flu/bird flu and swine flu all combined ... FML, that is all !

He thinks he has Man flu/bird flu and swine flu all combined ... FML!!
What's up Kev you sneezed more than three times.

If he says he has it, just believe him,

You have your childbirth we have manflu  Wink

But, we don't have childbirth 6 times a bloomin' year! (Thank God!!!)

this is true

but its a lifetime of letting us know about it  Wink
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« Reply #871 on: May 11, 2009, 11:05:12 PM »

Well Mo, nice way to kill a thread! how is anyone supposed to reply to that comment?!.... LOL xx

Personally, if any of mine were that easy, I wouldn't be telling anyone  Wink


My youngest was born whilst his mother was asleep!

Did she conceive the same way ?  Wink

Sorry Robert, but this deserves more love.

 

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« Reply #872 on: May 11, 2009, 11:17:44 PM »

Well Mo, nice way to kill a thread! how is anyone supposed to reply to that comment?!.... LOL xx

Personally, if any of mine were that easy, I wouldn't be telling anyone  Wink


My youngest was born whilst his mother was asleep!

Did she conceive the same way ?  Wink

Sorry Robert, but this deserves more love.

 

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I couldn't answer it, I'm not sure I was there.
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« Reply #873 on: May 11, 2009, 11:18:59 PM »

Well Mo, nice way to kill a thread! how is anyone supposed to reply to that comment?!.... LOL xx

Personally, if any of mine were that easy, I wouldn't be telling anyone  Wink


My youngest was born whilst his mother was asleep!

Did she conceive the same way ?  Wink

Sorry Robert, but this deserves more love.

 

Geo

I couldn't answer it, I'm not sure I was there.

 

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« Reply #874 on: May 13, 2009, 03:20:18 PM »

My car's just been written off and I didn't even get to crash it, how annoying...   Cry
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« Reply #875 on: May 13, 2009, 05:00:08 PM »

My car's just been written off and I didn't even get to crash it, how annoying...   Cry

I know the feeling, and it still annoys me 18 months later!
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« Reply #876 on: May 13, 2009, 05:00:49 PM »

My car's just been written off and I didn't even get to crash it, how annoying...   Cry

I know the feeling, and it still annoys me 18 months later!

Kev or the accident?
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« Reply #877 on: May 13, 2009, 05:02:14 PM »

My car's just been written off and I didn't even get to crash it, how annoying...   Cry

I know the feeling, and it still annoys me 18 months later!

Kev or the accident?

Both obv.
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« Reply #878 on: May 13, 2009, 05:27:16 PM »

My car's just been written off and I didn't even get to crash it, how annoying...   Cry

feel free to tell us how it happened..we promise not to laugh...too much.
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« Reply #879 on: May 14, 2009, 02:21:26 PM »

My car's just been written off and I didn't even get to crash it, how annoying...   Cry

feel free to tell us how it happened..we promise not to laugh...too much.

parked outside where I live, old codger reverses into it, ''my foot slipped off the clutch, i panicked and instead of slamming the brake i slammed the accelerator'', ffs...

He hit it hard enough that the tyre burst and came off the rim when it hit a pavement it was parked next too... probably lost about £500 through the insurances value, hassle of getting a new one etc... Then yesterday a chipping cracks the hire car windscreen, fml...
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« Reply #880 on: May 14, 2009, 11:39:44 PM »

Under then gun, surely it's worth a limp in a 25c SnG. FML

PokerStars Game #28200527095: Tournament #163717694, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (40/80) - 2009/05/14 23:32:19 WET [2009/05/14 18:32:19 ET]
Table '163717694 10' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Tuffster1 (3740 in chips)
Seat 2: Soup882 (2260 in chips)
Seat 4: crustynuts1 (14970 in chips)
Seat 5: trayractba (10230 in chips)
Seat 6: Templo (1760 in chips)
Seat 8: HUH43 (6230 in chips)
Seat 9: TiggerBamBam (5490 in chips)
HUH43: posts small blind 40
TiggerBamBam: posts big blind 80
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tuffster1 [ ]
Tuffster1: folds
Soup882: calls 80
crustynuts1: folds
trayractba: calls 80
Templo: folds
HUH43: calls 40
TiggerBamBam: checks
*** FLOP *** [ ]
HUH43: checks
TiggerBamBam: checks
Soup882: checks
trayractba: checks
*** TURN *** [ ] []
HUH43: checks
TiggerBamBam: checks
Soup882: checks
trayractba: bets 280
HUH43: folds
TiggerBamBam: folds
Soup882: calls 280
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
Soup882: checks
trayractba: bets 900
Soup882: calls 900
*** SHOW DOWN ***
trayractba: shows [ ] (a flush, King high)
Soup882: mucks hand
trayractba collected 2680 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2680 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Tuffster1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Soup882 mucked [ ]
Seat 4: crustynuts1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: trayractba showed [ ] and won (2680) with a flush, King high
Seat 6: Templo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: HUH43 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: TiggerBamBam (big blind) folded on the Turn

Anything extra for a 7-card Straight Flush?Huh?
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« Reply #881 on: May 16, 2009, 12:35:52 AM »

3 off the money in the $10 rebuy on stars Sad

PokerStars Game #28239759364: Tournament #162033966, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (750/1500) - 2009/05/16 0:32:04 WET [2009/05/15 19:32:04 ET]
Table '162033966 195' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: phoenyxxl (41039 in chips)
Seat 2: tazzinton (7571 in chips)
Seat 3: even_vegas (89092 in chips)
Seat 4: StrungOut1 (48201 in chips)
Seat 5: reprisal_uk (39557 in chips)
Seat 6: Ksicht1 (27150 in chips)
Seat 7: Clairep75 (14453 in chips)
Seat 8: osibum (131202 in chips)
Seat 9: PRESTOPOKS (6592 in chips)
phoenyxxl: posts the ante 175
tazzinton: posts the ante 175
even_vegas: posts the ante 175
StrungOut1: posts the ante 175
reprisal_uk: posts the ante 175
Ksicht1: posts the ante 175
Clairep75: posts the ante 175
osibum: posts the ante 175
PRESTOPOKS: posts the ante 175
phoenyxxl: posts small blind 750
tazzinton: posts big blind 1500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Clairep75 [Ah ]
even_vegas: folds
StrungOut1: raises 2189 to 3689
reprisal_uk: folds
Ksicht1: folds
Clairep75: raises 10589 to 14278 and is all-in
osibum: folds
PRESTOPOKS: folds
phoenyxxl: folds
tazzinton: folds
StrungOut1: calls 10589
*** FLOP *** [two hearts ]
*** TURN *** [two hearts ] []
PRESTOPOKS said, "ooopppphhhh"
*** RIVER *** [two hearts ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
StrungOut1: shows [td ] (three of a kind, Tens)
Clairep75: shows [Ah ] (a pair of Aces)
StrungOut1 collected 32381 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 32381 | Rake 0
Board [two hearts ]
Seat 1: phoenyxxl (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: tazzinton (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: even_vegas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: StrungOut1 showed [td ] and won (32381) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 5: reprisal_uk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Ksicht1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Clairep75 showed [Ah ] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: osibum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: PRESTOPOKS (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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« Reply #882 on: May 16, 2009, 12:41:23 AM »

lol @ the chatbox afterwards.  One guy saying he would have folded as 'you don't often get $68 just for folding a hand'.   
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« Reply #883 on: May 16, 2009, 01:32:55 PM »

Sigh at PLO donkeys. 

3 handed pot, I have a small full house, the board has paired jacks and I hit a set of 9's.  I'm utg and check the river, next checks and donkey last to act bets his flush he's on the flop.  Obv I have to call, but matey next to me now reraises.  I know I'm beat but can't fold.  Sure enough he has a better house but sigh at the donkey betting on a paired board, bastard cost me a few $
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« Reply #884 on: May 16, 2009, 07:07:59 PM »

FFS,

Googled eurovision score sheet and click on the bbc link, printed off 4 copies for tonight and fml, it's the 2004 scoresheet!   
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