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« on: April 16, 2008, 02:00:49 AM »
Has anyone had a cyst? Do they normally ache?

Any advice on how to look after it before I have it removed?
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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 08:08:41 AM »
Snoops, you got no joy with the health problems have you?  I take it you went to the docs? A healthy  diet and exercise prevents most minor illness. Start looking after yourself, thats my advice Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 11:44:26 AM »
Any lumps or bumps should be investigated imho. Get it checked out soonish.

Disease is never an accident, it's a result of what we do to our bodies. Start looking after yourself and eating green stuff. Get it checked out. XX
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 12:09:59 PM »
search on youtube lots of ways to get rid of them Smiley

go to docs, normally they pop um and lots of grot comes out.
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 12:44:15 PM »
I also think a haircut and a shave couldn't hurt.
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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 03:03:20 PM »
They were talking about these on Jo Whileys show today, apparently you dip some bread in warm milk and bandage it over the cyst overnight and the puss will be sucked out.
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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2008, 07:03:39 PM »
squeeze it
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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2008, 07:09:12 PM »
Hot poltice then cold, then hot, then cold. Repeat as much as you like, draws poisons/puss to the surface. Put a needle through a flame to sterilise it and then use to punture the cyst and release poison.
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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 08:23:26 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2008, 10:09:49 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2008, 05:05:42 AM »
WE INTERRUPT THIS THREAD . . . to offer some friendly advice:

Please, please, please NEVER squeeze any skin lesions ANY MORE!!  EVER!!
Sure, we all have successfully 'squeezed the crap' out of a zit (I know I'm guilty) and suffered little to no consequences...
That was then...

However, now-a-days, the MRSA (methicillin-resistant staph aureus) bacteria strain has become MUCH MORE VIRULENT over the years; much more RESISTANT to treatment.  The squeezing / needling / manipulating all can damage the surrounding tissue and allow the bacteria on our skin to wreak havoc.  An infection with 'MRSA' should be on your 'Things Not To Get' list.

Snoopy - get it excised.  OK...  I'm OFF -

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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 02:32:33 PM »
Nah, squeeze it!

Perhaps get drunk, then squeeze it. Then get someone to urinate on you to sterlise it.
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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 02:44:26 PM »
I totally offered to spear it with a needle for him. Actually, I begged. Snoopy said no. Sad
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« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 02:47:37 PM »
Apparently medical advice is NEVER lance a cyst.
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« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2008, 02:48:20 PM »
ive had a cyst on my forehead for years..i had it removed but it has grown back.

mine does hurt sometimes..i would get it removed snoops..its a quick operation as a day patient
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