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« on: November 04, 2005, 03:06:59 PM »


OK, I am in Moscow as guests of the Shangri La Casino, along with 3 others from the UK, & they gave us, amongst other things, THIS little gift.

I  was quite intrigued, I like surprise packages. I'd never have guessed it's contents in a month of Sundays, though in a way, it was pretty obvious.

I've taken a few pics of it in various states of undress. The gift, that is.

Can YOU guess what it is?

Here's the first pic. When I get 10 replies, I'll show you the next pic, to see if that helps.

Oh, & the mobile phone is just there to give it scale.



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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2005, 03:10:26 PM »

By the way, I'm just looking for a little fun here - let's have some fun with this, some witty replies. The winner is the best reply, not the correct reply.
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2005, 03:12:46 PM »

broken down submarine? (could be a big phone)
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2005, 03:21:00 PM »

The key to Eva Herzigova's room.................

 

...........and there had better be more pictures coming :-) :-) :-)
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2005, 03:24:27 PM »

Kim Philby's long lost little black book of double agents
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2005, 03:25:37 PM »

a giant magnifying glass to stop tikay 'mis-reading' his hole cards...
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« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2005, 03:26:35 PM »

A Box slightly bigger than a mobile phone   
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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2005, 03:27:05 PM »

The key to Eva Herzigova's room.................

 

...........and there had better be more pictures coming :-) :-) :-)


And as many condoms that can fit inside the box along with the key.
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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2005, 03:27:49 PM »

"Poker for geriatric dummies" by A Bluffer?
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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2005, 03:30:18 PM »

A glass container shaped like a playing card filled with vodka to use as a card protector...hick Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2005, 03:31:20 PM »

is it a box version of those russian doll things... (sorry being thick - don't know what thery're called). the ones where there's a smaller and smaller doll inside....
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2005, 03:34:22 PM »

a little red book
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2005, 03:35:18 PM »

Soft toilet roll?
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« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2005, 03:40:07 PM »

A new pair of reading glasses for you.
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« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2005, 03:45:24 PM »

Is it Boris Yeltsin's liver?
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