Happy St George's Day, but I think England should replace George with someone more appropriate, who had some influence on the country and who they don't just have one-twentieth share of.
Happy Saint Trevor Sinclair's Day then.
Happy Saint Margaret Thatcher's Day.

Do you people actually win money when you play poker?
Bit of a leap in logic.
What do you mean by it?
I'm still genuinely puzzled by your earlier comment.
Please elaborate.
I'm not sure whether you're having me on but I'll accept at face value that you didn't get it - it was a bit convoluted. It was a side-splitting swipe at you for making an easy joke exploiting the unstated assumption in my post that it would be a recognised saint. It was, er, playfully suggesting that the quality of your joke wouldn't indicate success in other cerebral activity. Clearly, I don't really think this.
Unfortunately, my joke didn't work and wasn't funny either. I withdraw it and apologise.