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« on: April 25, 2008, 08:55:58 PM »

http://rg08.zooweekly.com.au/ViewProfile.aspx?id=1020

What a beauty, she is winning at the moment.
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2008, 09:05:02 PM »

lol nice.
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2008, 09:05:13 PM »

Wow. Photo speaks for itself.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2008, 09:07:41 PM »

Make sure you vote for her, it would be great if my missus could be zoo woman of the year.
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2008, 09:50:20 PM »

Make sure you vote for her, it would be great if my missus could be zoo woman of the year.

Lucky you..quite clearly punching above your weight there.
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2008, 09:55:02 PM »

I'm very lucky, only problem is she doesnt have enough beauty spots for me.
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2008, 09:57:56 PM »

I'm very lucky, only problem is she doesnt have enough beauty spots for me.

Nobody's perfect mate.
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2008, 10:38:16 PM »

calm down everyone, she's a real person with real feelings, if you'd bothered to look at the Q&A underneath her pics you'd see she's really a quite caring, astute, articulate and sensitive girl so ive cut and pasted it here so that you can see the girl behind the pics before this deplorable derision goes too far.

What do you do for a living:

"I travel with a contemporary performance and entertainment group"

Like a theatre company?

"No, people pay money to look at me then get some candy floss and go on the rollercoaster".

Why should you win Zoo's real girl comp:

"Well i thought i had a great chance until i saw a copy of your magazine and realized I'd missinterpreted the title"

Whats your bets sex tip:

"paper bag and alcohol".

What do you do to get a guys attention:

"what are you fucking kidding me? go out in public"!

Whats your sexiest physical asset and why:

"It's close betwen my delectably enchanting eyes and a growth Ive got on the back of my leg, i think the growth just about edges it".

What do you dress up in when looking to impress in the bedroom:

"Oh fuck off, you're just taking the piss now"

What does a guy need to do in the bedroom to make you happy:

"not scream:"dear lord no!!! why why why, there is no god!!!!

Whats some good ways to spice up your sex life:

"pretend I'm someone else, someone presentable, Vanessa feltz, ann widecombe etc"

Whats your favorite sexual position and why:

"well all the men Ive slept with have insisted on doggy style so I'll say that"

Wheres the most outrageous place you've had a shag:

"well I'd say my participating in the act of copulation is a fundamentally pretty fucking outrageous concept irrespective of where it is wouldn't you"?

Tell us the naughtiest thing you've done in front of a camera:

"The circus was filming an advert for local cable and i walked past the shot in the background without my bag, my boss was mad"!!

What woman would you most like to spend the night with:

"Well ive heard Sherrie blair's got a phobia of bigfoot so it would be fun scaring the shit out of her all night"

Can you tell us about a time you were with a girl:

Oh ffs!! i cant get the boy that shovels up the elephants shit to come near me, what chance have i got with a girl!

Tell us about your wildest night out ever:

"fancy dress party, went as the hunchback of notredame"

Whats your ultimate fantasy:

"euthanasia, help me"

Tell me about the hottest threesome you've had and if you've not had one why?

"I'm gonna knock you spark out in a minute"

Tell us about the last time you were caught having sex in public(question edited at interviewees request):

"I manged to pick the locks on my chains about a month ago but i was rounded up pretty quickly"









 



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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2008, 10:40:13 PM »



2 post in one week, welcome back Bolt.
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 10:56:45 PM »

On 1 of the photos, is that a nipple? or just a huge f*ck off freckle?
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2008, 11:21:52 PM »

Sik as fck
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2008, 11:22:16 PM »

  Bolt.

On 1 of the photos, is that a nipple? or just a huge f*ck off freckle?

And i think uve been looking a bit too close.
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2008, 11:23:13 PM »

But yeh, defo a freckle. lol
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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2008, 11:33:06 PM »

Sik as fck

You've done worse...
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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2008, 02:03:11 AM »

the name of the magazine is very apt of where you might find this swamp donkey.
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