New PokerTrillion Marketing Gimmick [nsfw?]

[ariston]

thats going to be one very busy green room on thursday catman

[catman]

Simon - Tournament Director wore blinkers - Ariston c u there dude.

[SuffolkPunch]

I'm surprised the tournament director glossed over this one

And another thing, was his name Matt?

[ariston]

A church needed it's steeple painted. Because of the danger no reputable painter would take the job.

The church hired a couple of handymen to do the job. They were doing okay until near the end when they started to run low on paint. They didn't want to pay for more paint so since it was latex they thinned it with water.

As they put on the finishing touches it started pouring rain, ruining the paint job.

A voice boomed out of the clouds, "Repaint And Thin No More".

[catman]

 

[SuffolkPunch]

That's him - Matt Marty Wilson

 

[catman]

You lucky bugger- enjoy it and give the lush a drink on me please