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« on: May 01, 2008, 12:51:38 PM »

It was past midnight, damp and dreary, TK in bed awake but weary
Trying vainly to establish with sound slumber a rapport,
When he heard a sound so muffled, sounded like cards being shuffled
Coming from the other side of his sturdy travel lodge door.

He tossed and turned and said, “It is the wind and nothing more”.

But the sound it was remaining. With bravado in him draining
He donned his robe and tiptoed to his sturdy bedroom door.
He opened it a crack, peeked out and saw the back
Of a man who was just sitting, playing cards upon the floor.

“It is a nightmare of my mind,” TK said, “Just this and nothing more”.

He had a cloak draped across his back and a tall, bald, bold bloke,
Was facing him and pacing in a circle on the floor.
TK's jaw dropped when he heard the soft voice of that bald giant
Saying, “Deal me in this card game for a couple hands or more”.

And the man tossed four chips to him; four blue chips and nothing more.

Then TK must have made a sound, for he slowly turned around
And his face was pale as misty, eerie fog that hugs the shore.
Then he whispered to TK low, “I’m the man called Red-Dog
Who has come here to play poker as I did in days of yore.

“It is a poker game I’m craving. Only this and nothing more”.

“Won’t you sit in for a while?” Red-Dog asked TK with a smile,
“It will make a better card game than it was an hour before”.
And, not wanting to incite him, TK slowly walked beside him
Meekly asking what the stakes were as he sat down on the floor.

“£1 and £2 ante,” said Red-Dog. Quoth the Bald one, “Nothing more.”

From the start TK had a streak of luck that reached its peak
By him winning all the money that the two had owned before.
Then Red-Dog said, oh so slyly, (as the Bald one grinned so wryly),
“This low stake game we’re playing I’m beginning to abhor”.

“Then by all means”, said the Bald one, ‘we should surely play for more”.

Then Red-Dog, with gesture bold, from his pocket withdrew some gold
In a bag that was so heavy that to move it was a chore.
His sly look TK failed to heed for his soul was filled with greed
As he saw the gold coins from the sack begin to pour.

“Yes,” TK whispered weakly, “We should surely play for more”.

Then Red-Dog said in voice so solemn as he stacked gold in a column,
“The hour grows late; I’m weary, so we’ll play but one hand more.
If you win, my gold you’ll own. If I win then it’s your home
That will be mine to have and keep…to keep forevermore”.

Quoth the Bald one: “Evermore”.

TK said, “That’s fair, I feel.” Then Red-Dog began to deal
And the cards TK had were aces and the aces numbered four.
TK said, “My hand is pat and I’m only sorry that
The pot has been established and that we can bet no more.”

Quoth the Bald one: “Bet some more!”

“He speaks true,” TK then was told, and Red-Dog pulled out more gold
And tossed it with the other coins that were strewn across the floor.
“But I cannot match your bet,” TK sadly said, “but, yet,
I must have something left; something you two would adore”.

Said the Bald one, “You in bondage. Only this and nothing more”.

“He speaks wisely”, said Red-Dog. “If you want to bet, you can.
But lose and you’re our slave and servant now and evermore”.
TK stared at his four aces, smiled and looked at his guest’s faces,
Sealed the bet and spread his aces down and out across the floor.

Said the Bald one in a whisper, “I see aces numbering four!”

The face of TK just glowered as Red-Dog’s poker hand he lowered
Until it covered his four aces that were resting on the floor.
Then amid a quiet hush, TK saw his small straight flush
And knew that he was beaten and was doomed forevermore.

Said the Bald one, “You in bondage here and now and evermore”.

Now on dark nights, cold and dreary, TK’s sore body grows so weary
As he dusts and washes and cleans and sweeps the mess that’s on the floor.
While Red-Dog and the Bald one live in comfort in their haven
With their slave who’s held in bondage, held in bondage

Evermore.
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2008, 12:57:04 PM »

Photoshop of Tikay in bondage to follow?   
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2008, 01:05:43 PM »

  da iawn
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The very last hand of the night goes to Dewi James, who finds ACES and talks Raymond O’Mahoney into calling his all-in preflop bet of 15k.  “If I had AQ, I’d call!” says Dewi.  Raymond calls holding pocket 66’s.


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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2008, 01:07:19 PM »

da iawn

indeed very good..
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2008, 01:22:40 PM »

Absolute genius!..soo much so in fact that I might just print this one off in fancy lettering on fancy paper and frame it...although TK in bondage gear is ever soo slightly disturbing a picture...(if not strangely arousing)
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