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« on: May 07, 2008, 12:13:00 PM »

Why do we put ourselves through it every week ??

Because its fun, and we love getting sucked out on by donks ... oh yeah and cos the last standing blonde gets a T-Shirt Smiley





Its that time of the week again, pit your poker skills against over a thousand opponents (and about 30 blondes) ... you know how it works by now ...

For those who dont, we all gatecrash the 7.30 $10 NLHE $10k G'teed comp on blonde, and last luckbox standing scoops some added value courtesy of blonde.

if we get 10 the last surviving blonde will get $30 into their account

if we get 20 the last surviving blonde will get a personalised blondepoker polo shirt

if we get 30 or more the last surviving blonde will get the shirt and $50 into their account

Obviously the added prizes are only awarded to those playing the comp on the blonde skin.


Soooooooo Please post your screen name on this thread ONCE YOU HAVE REGISTERED
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 12:14:19 PM »

misleading thread title!
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2008, 12:16:16 PM »

misleading thread title!

LOOOOOOOOOL Not at all, wait til the comp starts and everyone starts posting how they got knocked out Wink

Plus I do try different ways to get people to read the thread who never normally play the wed donkament ... Wink
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2008, 12:20:01 PM »

I'll have to give it a miss.  I'm going on a date!!! Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2008, 01:27:07 PM »

well I am in. I have a feeling i am gonna take this donkfest down gonna make the 50/100 level tonight.
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2008, 01:29:13 PM »

I'll have to give it a miss.  I'm going on a date!!! Cheesy

anyone nice?Huh?
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2008, 02:07:43 PM »

I'm in again as my alter ego JustHim.

Hmm, Just "the two shirts" Him - I like that  Wink

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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2008, 02:34:20 PM »

Sigh ... Family commitments mean I have to go out this evening, so I cant play.

Would a nice blondeite be able to collate all the names into a list for me, so I know how many runners we get etc ... I should be back before 10pm so will be able to rail those that are still in ... I am obviously gutted cos I was sooooooo gonna win this tonight.
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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2008, 03:11:29 PM »

In...expect the regular exit before The Apprentice starts  Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2008, 03:15:14 PM »

I'll have to give it a miss.  I'm going on a date!!! Cheesy

anyone nice?Huh?

yes - lovely Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2008, 05:24:07 PM »

misleading thread title!

i agree - my semi was getting ready in anticipation

I'll have to give it a miss.  I'm going on a date!!! Cheesy

anyone nice?Huh?

yes - lovely Smiley

my idea of lovely is any 2 of the following:

1. big boobs
2. big bum
3. pulse
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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2008, 05:44:32 PM »

I'm in and will do me best to keep a list sorted for ya Kev. 

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« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2008, 05:45:06 PM »

Im in

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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2008, 05:57:06 PM »



Ok, donkfest time again.

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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2008, 06:15:26 PM »

I'm in as jarv4
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