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« on: May 13, 2008, 03:15:34 PM »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/7397623.stm


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A Somerset animal sanctuary is hoping one of its bullocks will be officially named as Britain's tallest cow.

The 6ft 6in Friesian, called Chilli, towers over other cattle at Ferne Animal Sanctuary in Chard.

"We have checked farms and sanctuaries across the country and we have been unable to find a cow even near his height," said the sanctuary's Jo Fox.

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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 03:16:23 PM »

Was listening to it on 5Live, didn't realise it was that big!
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2008, 03:16:35 PM »

"Workers have applied to the Guinness Book of Records to have Chilli named as Britain's tallest cow."

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 03:19:47 PM »

"Workers have applied to the Guinness Book of Records to have Chilli named as Britain's tallest cow."



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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 03:20:11 PM »

"The 6ft 6in Friesian, called Chilli"


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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2008, 03:23:06 PM »

And I believed Chili was a man 
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2008, 03:29:13 PM »

"The 6ft 6in Friesian, called Chilli"


you are in such trouble.

I asked Chili what she thought about this story - she wasn't too impressed, as you can see.

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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2008, 03:36:39 PM »

Is that Gatso in the pic with the cow ??
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2008, 03:37:20 PM »

Is that Gatso in the pic with the cow ??


no, Steve Davis.
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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2008, 03:44:59 PM »

Is that Gatso in the pic with the cow ??


no, Steve Davis Gazza.

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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2008, 03:48:55 PM »

Sigh.....
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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2008, 03:49:54 PM »

Sigh..... it's none of them, it's obviously a sanctuaryist.

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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2008, 03:55:51 PM »

Sigh..... it's none of them, it's obviously a sanctuaryist.

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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2008, 03:57:45 PM »

There are results for malapropismist and spoonerismist as well.

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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2008, 04:00:19 PM »

There are results for malapropismist and spoonerismist as well.



That may be so but I don't do either of those for a living so its irrelevant information and cannot be used in this discussion. FACT.
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