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« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2005, 09:50:19 PM »

Technically, I'm a sheep shagger. So any retaliatory Aberdeen jokes are welcome.

While on the topic..

How do you tell if a Glaswegian lady has orgasmed?

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« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2005, 09:51:36 PM »

Last riddle b4 i go to bed and before i get insulted by the Tank!

Two girls have were born the same day, at just about the same time, in the same hospital, the same year, and they have the same parents. How is it possible that they aren't twins?
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« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2005, 09:52:20 PM »

lol, ok lets hear it!!
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« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2005, 09:52:51 PM »

9 months apart
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« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2005, 09:53:57 PM »

no they were born on the same day
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« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2005, 09:54:59 PM »

test tubes  Cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2005, 09:55:23 PM »

Last riddle b4 i go to bed and before i get insulted by the Tank!

Two girls have were born the same day, at just about the same time, in the same hospital, the same year, and they have the same parents. How is it possible that they aren't twins?

They are triplets
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« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2005, 09:56:11 PM »

Between Aberdonians and Welsh man I don't know who worries the sheep more!! No not a test tube!
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« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2005, 09:57:00 PM »

n1 nemesis
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« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2005, 09:57:23 PM »

Well done Nemisis ! Lets here those answers b4 i go 2 bed tank!!
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« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2005, 10:00:27 PM »

Why was it ent
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« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2005, 10:01:17 PM »

the starting letters of the numbers between 1-10
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« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2005, 10:01:29 PM »

Nevermind I got it lol   Cheesy
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« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2005, 10:03:40 PM »

She drops her chips
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« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2005, 10:04:11 PM »

Okay the very last!!

You are on an island in the middle of a lake. The lake is in a remote part of the country and there has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland.

Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten onto the island, you ask around and find out that the tractor was not transported to the island by boat or by air. Nor was it built on the island.

Explain how the tractor got there?
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