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« on: May 22, 2008, 09:38:56 PM »

passenger conversation's                                   my replies

1) are you on all day mate?                                NO
2)are you busy mate?                                        NO
3) can you change a twenty mate?                     NO
4) can you stop at the kebab house mate?          NO
5)can you tell me how much it will be mate?        NO                               
6) thanks for the tour mate                              " F*ck off and i'm not your MATE "
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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2008, 09:46:52 PM »

Customer service at its finest Wink
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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2008, 09:48:44 PM »

if cardroom's were taxi drivers, Ipoker would have the knowledge.
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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2008, 10:02:21 PM »

I get a 30% loyalty bonus from my taxi driver. . .
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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2008, 10:03:33 PM »

if cardroom's were taxi drivers, Ipoker would have the knowledge.

yeah but you'd find yourself ending up in a different street from the one you thought you would end up in. Wink
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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2008, 10:23:43 PM »

passenger conversation's                                   my replies

1) are you on all day mate?                                NO
2)are you busy mate?                                        NO
3) can you change a twenty mate?                     NO
4) can you stop at the kebab house mate?          NO
5)can you tell me how much it will be mate?        NO                               
6) thanks for the tour mate                              " F*ck off and i'm not your MATE "

7) do you get many tips mate?                    er... NO
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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2008, 10:24:52 PM »

passenger conversation's                                   my replies

1) are you on all day mate?                                NO
2)are you busy mate?                                        NO
3) can you change a twenty mate?                     NO
4) can you stop at the kebab house mate?          NO
5)can you tell me how much it will be mate?        NO                               
6) thanks for the tour mate                              " F*ck off and i'm not your MATE "

7) do you get many tips mate?                    er... NO

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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2008, 11:34:37 PM »

It is annoying how much the term "mate" is used now as a way of trying to bridge boundaries.

I'm guilty as **** for ii but Car Forums are littered with the word. Does my head in!
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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2008, 11:36:38 PM »

It is annoying how much the term "mate" is used now as a way of trying to bridge boundaries.

I'm guilty as **** for ii but Car Forums are littered with the word. Does my head in!

Calm Down Mate.
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« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2008, 11:37:44 PM »

I call everyone "Mate" always have ... never think about it tbh, it's never meant as condescending or anything ... though Jane bollocks me if i ever call her "Mate" Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2008, 11:41:18 PM »

I call everyone "Mate" always have ... never think about it tbh, it's never meant as condescending or anything ... though Jane bollocks me if i ever call her "Mate" Cheesy

Thats harsh, i call Ling "wench" "bitch" and many others, although "wench" is defo the most used. And i don't get moaned at.
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« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2008, 11:42:33 PM »

yeah, those are fine, Its just "Mate" she objects to Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2008, 11:44:15 PM »

yeah, those are fine, Its just "Mate" she objects to Cheesy

Lol, you are right, i just tested Ling with "mate"...

"Since when am i your mate? I hate mate!"
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2008, 11:44:41 PM »

I called her a chav earlier too, she objected to that.
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« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2008, 11:46:19 PM »

I called her a chav earlier too, she objected to that.


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