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« on: May 29, 2008, 12:39:27 PM »

I will start ...

The sound of a Hoover ... Gteed to send me to the point of self harm.
The sound of a knife scraping on a plate ... another ARRRRGHHHHHHHH sound


There are loads more, but I will leave them in case i reel off everyone elses.

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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2008, 12:40:57 PM »

People who slurp when eating cereal.
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2008, 12:41:50 PM »

Americans.
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2008, 12:45:18 PM »

Pauline McColl the money lady on 5 live, daytime.
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2008, 12:45:45 PM »

The drunks falling out of the pub opposite my house at 2am on a Sunday morning.

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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2008, 12:46:42 PM »

My mobile phone ringtone that tells me its Ironside.
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2008, 12:55:13 PM »

This:

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=30312.60


4 Months later and its still going on...   
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2008, 12:57:28 PM »

Jeeze, I have to hoover now and again!

Whistling annoys the hell out of me, especially if it just random whistling that you can't even make out what it's supposed to be.
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2008, 12:58:36 PM »

MP3 players that are on too loud when you're at a poker table, or on a train, or wherever.
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2008, 01:01:05 PM »

people complaining
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2008, 01:07:07 PM »

my life was tilted yesterday.  sat down on tube, shut my eyes ready for my usual doze, then the tube nutter gets on, sits one seat away from me and starts singing at the top of his voice.  Smoking too for double tilt (coz the smell made me want one).  Thankfully he got off after two stops.
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2008, 01:09:16 PM »

The 'Time ladies & gentlemen please ..... time' bell ringing when you missed the 'last orders' bell in the pub & you REALLY want another beer!  
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2008, 01:11:07 PM »

Jeeze, I have to hoover now and again!

Whistling annoys the hell out of me, especially if it just random whistling that you can't even make out what it's supposed to be.


Whistling for me too - it really frightens me. If someone is whistling in the supermarket for example I have to walk away, I can't stand tuneless whistling for no reason.

Other than that the only thing that upsets me is "SEAT" shouted as I leave the table....hear that one way too often...
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2008, 01:14:08 PM »

Car & house alarms ..... what is there purpose? 
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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2008, 01:34:02 PM »

wife shouting the kids in 4 tea
cracking of knuckles
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