This sould be illegal..FACT.

[The_nun]

I live on a cul de sac with quite a few elderly residents on. Whilst they are all the most lovely quite people they really do need to stop hanging out their over sized white undergarments for the world to see.


Darren looked across the way this morning and said Maureen if you ever start wearing them your gone, no one can possibly have a gusset that big.

[rajkan]

Did they look like this.

[Claw75]

hang out your sexy smalls in fully view - preferably stick some crotchless jobbies on the line as well, and nice sussies.  Maybe you'll give them inspiration

[RED-DOG]

I have some undercrackers that Mrs Red managed to bleach a large portion of. I wouldn't mind, but the bleached part is at the back and has turned a very skidmarkesque brown.

I'm not allowed to throw them away, "They're next to new" but I'm not allowed to wear them if there is a risk of me being run over.

[cia260895]

prolapse retainers 

[Claw75]

I have some undercrackers that Mrs Red managed to bleach a large portion of. I wouldn't mind, but the bleached part is at the back and has turned a very skidmarkesque brown.

I'm not allowed to throw them away, "They're next to new" but I'm not allowed to wear them if there is a risk of me being run over.

black dye ftw 

[Rooky9]

I have some undercrackers that Mrs Red managed to bleach a large portion of. I wouldn't mind, but the bleached part is at the back and has turned a very skidmarkesque brown.

I'm not allowed to throw them away, "They're next to new" but I'm not allowed to wear them if there is a risk of me being run over.

As long as you don't get run over from behind there may not be an issue with them looking like you've s*1t yourself...

[The_nun]

Tom, this reminds me of a trick we played on the next door neighbours a few years back. Linda , the female of the house hung out the washing including a pair of Bernards (her partner) boxers, needless to say they WERE white. Once they went off to work I went out and rubbed them  them in soil so they looked skiddy and re hung them for the world to see.