Anyone Good at Analysing Dreams?

[Laxie]

A subtle link Tom.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/questions/pearl-necklace

Ahhh!! Thank you Maureen.

(Nope. Never done it)

had you done it, what would you have called it?

Oooooooh...good question!  This should be interesting.

[Snatiramas]

A subtle link Tom.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/questions/pearl-necklace

Ahhh!! Thank you Maureen.

(Nope. Never done it)

had you done it, what would you have called it?

Oooooooh...good question!  This should be interesting.

Messy

[Claw75]

A subtle link Tom.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/questions/pearl-necklace

Ahhh!! Thank you Maureen.

(Nope. Never done it)

had you done it, what would you have called it?

Oooooooh...good question!  This should be interesting.

Messy

nah not really - there are way messier things.

[RED-DOG]

A subtle link Tom.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/questions/pearl-necklace

Ahhh!! Thank you Maureen.

(Nope. Never done it)

had you done it, what would you have called it?

Now we come to the crux of the matter. My generation did/do everything you youngsters do, we're just too shy to discuss it with anyone. (except the person we're doing it with, and they know what it is already) Hence the huge gaps in our vocabulary.

[Laxie]

Ahhhhhhh, so you have, but you won't admit it because you haven't with us?  OK, fair enough.  Secret is safe.   

[RED-DOG]

Ahhhhhhh, so you have

I didn't say that. I'm taking the 5th.

[phatomch]

taking the piss more like 

[MKKfish]

State of most of em up here it's a case of 'pearls before swine'...

[boldie]

State of most of em up here it's a case of 'pearls before swine'...

  well done

[Claw75]

now then.  I told you I have mental dreams every night, but I've just woken up from a blonde themed one.  This'll take some analysing.  It was an epic, so I'll just give highlights.

In my dream I had won a competition.  The prize was tickets for one adult and one child to go to the Euro 2008 final.  The catch was I had to give the prize to someone else and I could then also claim the same prize, or a cash alternative of £1000 for myself.  Not knowing who to give the prize to I randomly chose a name from the phone book from the people that lived over the road from me (in this dream I lived next to my old school, opposite a row of shops (which are not there in real life). The lucky winner was Stephen James who worked in an art shop.  I went over to see Mr James to give him the good news.  The guy in the shop was tall, skinny, with long dark hair.  I asked him if he was Stephen James.  He said he wasn't; Stephen James didn't work their anymore.  I asked him if he liked football, he said no.  Now I'm starting to panic - I want to claim my £1,000 but time is short and I need to find someone to give the prize to.  As I leave the shop I notice Tank and Flushy sat outside a cafe next door, so I join them.  I ask if they want the tickets and they say yes.  We then realise they can't both go as it's an adult and a child ticket, so they toss a coin for them and Tank wins.  Both boys have no shoes on and I notice that they have very long skinny toes - all painted red.

Meanwhile, Tikay is due to receive a CBE, and the ceremony is taking place at my old school.  A crowd has started to gather, and Tikay comes walking down the road - Tank, Flushy and I briefly stand up along with the assembled crowd to clap, cheer and laugh.  Tikay has a young girl on each arm.  There is a haggard old lady following behind and Flushy whispers to us that that is Tikay's wife, Helen , but he keeps her a secret from the rest of the world, but he was duty bound to bring her today.

Other parts of the dream include getting home to find Tantrum in my bed - I'd been expecting her but she'd turned up earlly and I'd not changed the sheets and she was complaining about it.  Later in the dream some old school friends helped me change the bed.

Another part involved me browsing in a bookshop in the states.  I was pleased to find the books where cheaper than at home, and found a copy of a book I'd been wanting to buy - the only copy they had was dog-eared and dirty, but I bought it anyway.  There was an ice-cream parlour in the shop, and I had some chocolate ice cream.

There was a lot more in the dream - too much to mention, but other things that appeared: a taxi ride; being out and feeling uncomfortable that I'd not washed or brushed my teeth before leaving the house (I'd been rushed by the people with me).

[boldie]

Meanwhile, Tikay is due to receive a CBE, and the ceremony is taking place at my old school.  A crowd has started to gather, and Tikay comes walking down the road - Tank, Flushy and I briefly stand up along with the assembled crowd to clap, cheer and laugh.  Tikay has a young girl on each arm.  There is a haggard old lady following behind and Flushy whispers to us that that is Tikay's wife, Helen , but he keeps her a secret from the rest of the world, but he was duty bound to bring her today.

Helen Chamberlain is TK's wife? WOW...I always had my suspicions but now I'm sure.

[Claw75]

Meanwhile, Tikay is due to receive a CBE, and the ceremony is taking place at my old school.  A crowd has started to gather, and Tikay comes walking down the road - Tank, Flushy and I briefly stand up along with the assembled crowd to clap, cheer and laugh.  Tikay has a young girl on each arm.  There is a haggard old lady following behind and Flushy whispers to us that that is Tikay's wife, Helen , but he keeps her a secret from the rest of the world, but he was duty bound to bring her today.

Helen Chamberlain is TK's wife? WOW...I always had my suspicions but now I'm sure.

lol no it definitely wasn't Helen Chamberlain!

[cia260895]

Helen of troy?

[TightEnd]

Helen Keller, most probably.

[Claw75]

Helen Keller, most probably.