One for Ironside

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One for Ironside

« on: June 30, 2008, 02:15:01 PM »

Barry Ferguson and Kirk Broadfoot are on holiday in Rio and are walking along Copacabana Beach , when they come across a wee Brazilian laddie playing with his ball. "Lets see your ball wee man" they say; then go on to do loads of keepy uppy and balancing the ball on their head and all that. The young Brazilian boy is impressed and asks them how come they can do all that stuff. "Professional footballers, wee man" they reply

"REALLY! Who do you play for?" asks the boy.

"Most famous team in the world, wee man" they say.

"What - Brazil ?" says the boy

"Well, when we said the most famous team in the world, we meant the most famous team in Europe "

"What - Real Madrid ?" says the boy

"Well, when we said the most famous team in the Europe, we meant the most famous team in Britain "

"What - Man United?" says the boy

"Well, when we said the most famous team in the Britain , we meant the most famous team in Scotland "

The wee Brazilian boy looks up at them and says "Give me my ball back, ya Sheepsh*gging ba**ards!!"


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Re: One for Ironside

« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2008, 02:17:24 PM »

made me lol


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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2008, 03:26:08 PM »

Loses all credibility at the part where Kirk Broadfoot displays football skills.


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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2008, 03:42:51 PM »

Quote from: Div on June 30, 2008, 03:26:08 PM

Loses all credibility at the part where Kirk Broadfoot displays football skills.

True, but the original had Carlos Cuellar saying "Let's see yer baw wee man" - didn't quite ring true - so I just picked another name. My Bad.


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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2008, 10:20:28 PM »

yes....we sheep are in their !!!!!!!!!

get in!!!!!!


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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2008, 10:21:31 PM »

Quote from: donsboy83 on June 30, 2008, 10:20:28 PM

yes....we sheep are in their !!!!!!!!!

get in!!!!!!

Can one of the sweaties translate this into something at least resembling the Queens English please.


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