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« on: July 02, 2008, 03:06:38 PM »

Has anyone else had as bad a first day at work as this guy?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/7485298.stm

I wonder if they gave him the sack (to pick up all the crap he sprayed everywhere)
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 03:15:33 PM »

I reckon they'll bin him pretty quick, as he's obviously rubbish at his job and a complete waste of space.
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 03:49:05 PM »

they should have refused to employ him in the first place
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2008, 04:10:37 PM »

Are we just going to recycle the same old puns until this thread is condemned to the scrap-heap?

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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2008, 04:11:24 PM »

bin this thread now
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 04:13:01 PM »

Bet he's down in the dumps now
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2008, 04:14:10 PM »

if he does lose his job I hope he doesn't end up out on the street
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2008, 04:21:10 PM »

i wonder if he would refuse tip
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2008, 04:40:37 PM »

He said if they sacked him he was planning to sue ages ago. He'll get a new job no problem as he's effluent in foreign languages.
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2008, 04:43:25 PM »

He should have thought about all of that biffa he had the 'accident'.  He's wheely bin a silly boy.
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2008, 05:04:20 PM »

I also noticed this one on the BBC website:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7484000/7484905.stm

"Apprentice Lee McQueen has called in sick on his first day of work for new boss Sir Alan Sugar.
The 30-year-old winner of the BBC's reality show The Apprentice phoned the office yesterday, saying he was suffering from a "flu-like virus""

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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2008, 05:16:08 PM »

The people he sprayed were not happy - you should have seen the look on their faeces.
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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2008, 05:19:42 PM »

The people he sprayed were not happy - you should have seen the look on their faeces.

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« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2008, 05:30:24 PM »

The people he sprayed were not happy - you should have seen the look on their faeces.



Bugger - I thought I'd topped it with effluent. Darn that Andrew T.
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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2008, 05:36:20 PM »

 talktothehand stop the trash talk now!!!
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