Nice Insurance claim

Well..I don't think you'll get a lot for a bag of woodchippings.
Tell then it was bio fuel that way your get the green police involved as well.
Clever!..I like that!..Phone Shell and threaten to go to the papers with some big conspiracy theory about how the Oil companies stole your stuff!..even if it's untrue they'll surely pay you to avoid the bad publicity...well, either that or they kill you ..but it's a risk worth taking, no?