Random one. Who would win, tiger or polar bear?

[AlexMartin]

His smaller cousin whiped this tigers arse -- Polar FTW

yeah, anyone translate?

[TheChipPrince]

The polar bear might struggle to adjust to conditions in India imho.

Obviously hasnt seen LOST, Polars are tropical too...

[Azirapheal]

polar bear.

put a female fully grown polar bear into a ring with a tiger, and the tiger would die. paws the size of the devilfish's ego and claws the size of kitchen knives? put in a raw tonne of muscle behind that.

tbh it would be like watching mike tyson step into the ring with stephen hawking.

[DaveShoelace]

This is a game me and mate played at my old office job, it got very obscure (ie. who would win, a three legged rottweiler or a sack full of squirrels). We worked with a zooology student who was able to settle the arguments for us. Polar pisses on all competion basically, hardest pound for pounder in the world.

Interest fact, its not that hard to beat up a horse or cow, they have a hypersensistive nose and one punch will floor it.

We also played a game called animals-weapons, where one of us would pick 3 animals, eg:

1) A giraffe
2) two pitbulls
3) a small child with a gat gun

and the other picks 3 weapons, eg

1) a big stick
2) a dog chain
3) a sub macnine gun

We would pick each animal/weapon before hearing the other one and then have to convince that person which weapon would be best to take on each animal. ie. I would use the big stick for the pitbulls, the machine gun for the giraffe etc

Then the zoologist would judge

I miss working 9-5

[TheChipPrince]

This is a game me and mate played at my old office job, it got very obscure (ie. who would win, a three legged rottweiler or a sack full of squirrels). We worked with a zooology student who was able to settle the arguments for us. Polar pisses on all competion basically, hardest pound for pounder in the world.

Interest fact, its not that hard to beat up a horse or cow, they have a hypersensistive nose and one punch will floor it.

We also played a game called animals-weapons, where one of us would pick 3 animals, eg:

1) A giraffe
2) two pitbulls
3) a small child with a gat gun

and the other picks 3 weapons, eg

1) a big stick
2) a dog chain
3) a sub macnine gun

We would pick each animal/weapon before hearing the other one and then have to convince that person which weapon would be best to take on each animal. ie. I would use the big stick for the pitbulls, the machine gun for the giraffe etc

Then the zoologist would judge

I miss working 9-5

 

[I Am Willis]

Bear...

[phatomch]

This is a game me and mate played at my old office job, it got very obscure (ie. who would win, a three legged rottweiler or a sack full of squirrels). We worked with a zooology student who was able to settle the arguments for us. Polar pisses on all competion basically, hardest pound for pounder in the world.

Interest fact, its not that hard to beat up a horse or cow, they have a hypersensistive nose and one punch will floor it.

We also played a game called animals-weapons, where one of us would pick 3 animals, eg:

1) A giraffe
2) two pitbulls
3) a small child with a gat gun

and the other picks 3 weapons, eg

1) a big stick
2) a dog chain
3) a sub macnine gun

We would pick each animal/weapon before hearing the other one and then have to convince that person which weapon would be best to take on each animal. ie. I would use the big stick for the pitbulls, the machine gun for the giraffe etc

Then the zoologist would judge

I miss working 9-5

are you saying we should beat all small children we find with a gat gun with a dog lead ? Surely this is'nt the way tk wants this site to go...

[DaveShoelace]

This is a game me and mate played at my old office job, it got very obscure (ie. who would win, a three legged rottweiler or a sack full of squirrels). We worked with a zooology student who was able to settle the arguments for us. Polar pisses on all competion basically, hardest pound for pounder in the world.

Interest fact, its not that hard to beat up a horse or cow, they have a hypersensistive nose and one punch will floor it.

We also played a game called animals-weapons, where one of us would pick 3 animals, eg:

1) A giraffe
2) two pitbulls
3) a small child with a gat gun

and the other picks 3 weapons, eg

1) a big stick
2) a dog chain
3) a sub macnine gun

We would pick each animal/weapon before hearing the other one and then have to convince that person which weapon would be best to take on each animal. ie. I would use the big stick for the pitbulls, the machine gun for the giraffe etc

Then the zoologist would judge

I miss working 9-5

are you saying we should beat all small children we find with a gat gun with a dog lead ? Surely this is'nt the way tk wants this site to go...

Not at all, purely a theoretical game of survival.

Plus the more I think about it, the dog lead for theb pitbulls and the stick for the kids.....

[Stokes]

'pends if the tiger can take out the bear's left paw/arm early (all polar bears are left-handed, fact fans). Game over to the kitty if it does.

[sofa----king]

who would win this,,,a monkey with a machete or gorilla with 0

[ShatnerPants]

if the Tiger gets its bite close enough to the wind pipe game over- they just dont let go until the bear suffocates- easy easy easy

nah, it'd take a while to suffocate it during which time the bear would have seperated the tiger head from the tiger body

I know about these things as tiger feet was at number 1 in the hit parade on the day I was born

sweet

It muddy well wasn't

[EvilPie]

Polar bear kicks Tiger's big old butt.

Unfortunately he then gets locked up for killing a protected animal.

Poor Bear can't win.

[MereNovice]

I've not actually seen the picture of the liger - but how can you be sure it isn't a tigon? - if you weren't there at the conception? 

[phatomch]

I've not actually seen the picture of the liger - but how can you be sure it isn't a tigon? - if you weren't there at the conception?