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suzanne
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Re: Tight lines an inspiration.....ffs..here goes.
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July 13, 2008, 02:11:19 AM »
You cant be a true poker addict if you let him axe the PC LOL
Look forward to meeting you at the next blonde bash Sharon :-)
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cia260895
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July 13, 2008, 10:06:19 AM »
Quote from: bolt pp on July 12, 2008, 10:56:56 PM
Quote from: HOLDorFOLD on July 12, 2008, 05:37:33 PM
Nice one hunni - when i first started to read it I though "oh heck this story has the potential to be 10 pages long"
Now for my diarrrryyyy chocolate, poker, fags, cricket,
fetishes
and dancing. OK there, done, diary posted he he.
Chat soon chicka
xx
Ive always said the diarys on here were great and i love them all
can we hear a bit more about the fetishes now please?
I could tell you but
they
would kill me
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Supernova
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Re: Tight lines an inspiration.....ffs..here goes.
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July 13, 2008, 02:32:58 PM »
Quote from: suzanne on July 13, 2008, 02:11:19 AM
You cant be a true poker addict if you let him axe the PC LOL
Look forward to meeting you at the next blonde bash Sharon :-)
LOL well he had to got through me to get to it but I did try!! It was a while before I could listen to "Careful with that axe Eugene" without getting goosebumps though
Quote from: HOLDorFOLD on July 12, 2008, 05:37:33 PM
Now for my diarrrryyyy chocolate, poker, fags, cricket,
fetishes
and dancing. OK there, done, diary posted he he.
Mich, you never did tell me how you got permission to install the chocolate smeared dancing pole on the cricket pitch....ummm.....
chat soon chicka indeed hehe,
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Hey ho lets all go to the middle of Lidl, wotcha gonna get, I don't know.
The middle of Lidl, it don't make sense. Went for milk & came back with a fence"
bolt pp
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Re: Tight lines an inspiration.....ffs..here goes.
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Quote from: Supernova on July 13, 2008, 02:32:58 PM
Quote from: suzanne on July 13, 2008, 02:11:19 AM
You cant be a true poker addict if you let him axe the PC LOL
Look forward to meeting you at the next blonde bash Sharon :-)
LOL well he had to got through me to get to it but I did try!! It was a while before I could listen to "Careful with that axe Eugene" without getting goosebumps though
Quote from: HOLDorFOLD on July 12, 2008, 05:37:33 PM
Now for my diarrrryyyy chocolate, poker, fags, cricket,
fetishes
and dancing. OK there, done, diary posted he he.
Mich, you never did tell me how you got permission to install the chocolate smeared dancing pole on the cricket pitch....ummm.....
chat soon chicka indeed hehe,
my mates dad says he wants careful with that axe Eugene to be played at his funeral cos he says it goes on for about an hour and he wants everyone to have to sit through the whole song
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Supernova
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July 23, 2008, 07:23:55 PM »
Well it's almost 12 months since axe swinging Friday.
It was grim for about a week with no poker as looking back that really was all I had in my life at that time as so called friends deserted me one by one as the axeman poisoned them all with untrue stories that were so ridiculous I can't even begin to repeat.
My parents split when I was 4 years old, my father met another woman because he said my mother spent too much time with me when I was born very premature with a hole in the heart, it was 3 months before I was out of hospital, then she was diagnosed with cancer of the womb and so I was the only one.
As my parents departed this mortal coil many years ago, I place great importance on my friends although I probably don't tell them that. So these events devastated me a bit and when it came to leaving work at 5.30 the day before Xmas Eve to going back in the New Year apart from seeing strangers milling around Tesco's etc I saw 2 people for just a few hours, the two best friends I had left outside of work who knew the truth and were amazing to me.
But I deviated there sorry, back to the week after the axe which only the disruption of the crime squad taking statements & photo's and adding security keeping my mind off things for a little while.
Luckily most of it was carried out while he was in custody and before he was let out.
The police assured me I'd be safe and not to worry as they had warned him not to come to close or he would be in trouble.
When they came to do the last security checks they insisted I had to press charges so he would think twice about repeating in the future which I agreed to. Then they let him off with a caution as it was his first offence and proved to them he had somewhere else to live.
"That was quick" I said.
"Yes, don't worry he's going to go and live with his father for a while"'
"Erm, did he tell you where his father lived?" I casually asked.
"No" was the reply.
"Why, where is it?"
"Number 31" I said
"If you look at the front door, you will see that this is number 35" I added.
.....oops.
I can smile about it now, but I was nervous for some time, jumping at strange noises, dashing to and from the car, checking the bushes etc etc, I bet the neighbours thought I had truly lost the plot.
He came back just the once. He could not understand why I would not let him in. It was like nothing had happened. After all it was my fault, playing poker most nights instead of waiting on him hand and foot.
"Well" he said, "I'll see you in court for half the house" etc etc.
Not again I thought, it's usually the other way round, this will be the 3rd and I'm not even Joan Collins.
I'd already dropped most of his stuff off in bin bags except for one which I thought I should keep for a while as I thought if things got nasty it might help me to keep the house.
I intend keeping it until the house is sold ( I have great timing btw, what a time to want to move quickly).
The bag is another story in itself, which will have to wait as it will take a bit of explaining and I have thrown 4 drafts in the bin already.
So I move on in life, happy, sad, and the challenges ahead, and of course, the fifth draft.
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Hey ho lets all go to the middle of Lidl, wotcha gonna get, I don't know.
The middle of Lidl, it don't make sense. Went for milk & came back with a fence"
snoopy1239
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Re: Tight lines an inspiration.....ffs..here goes.
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Happy Axiversary!
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boldie
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Don't make me mad
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Quote from: snoopy1239 on July 23, 2008, 11:31:32 PM
Happy Axiversary!
rotflmao +1
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