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« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2008, 02:07:50 AM »
He trap calls
I shove from big blind
Small blind calls

He shows first
Ace Jack is his hand
Feels quite good

I slow roll
Don't show him straight away
My Ace Queen

Flop no help
Nor on the turn or
the river

can't resist
It's Total Pwnage
big rubdown
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« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2008, 02:11:39 AM »
Prior to
above taking place
he dissed me

Did not like
my constant all-ins
"not poker"

he's a fish
Will raise quarter stack
and then fold

I'm lagtard
so take advantage
whenever
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« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2008, 02:15:40 AM »
Thankyou Stokes
For starting this great
Haiku thread
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« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2008, 10:11:26 AM »
Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

(not original, sorry, but I lol'd Cheesy)
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« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2008, 11:54:08 PM »
Turn three river three
Aces done by seven-three
****ing donkey ****
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« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2009, 12:45:04 AM »
Stokes made redundant
Reduced to cheap donk and go's
What is point, cruel world?
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« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2009, 11:25:37 PM »
Five tournies today
One thousand-plus ROI?
What the flying f***?!
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« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2009, 11:46:30 PM »
Ul buddy.
Its tough out there,
( ) You can play teh pokerz.
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« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2009, 01:47:35 AM »
Tell me your secrets
Smiling goldfish avatar
Lay down queens and sigh
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