www.apat.com

[The_duke]

I can't sign on that is plain
And it really is a pain
The reason has from the air been plucked
The damn DNS is &^%$ed

Des is on the job, working hard
He's missed the academy, that jarred
And all because as his shirt he tucked
The damn DNS is &^%$ed

He gets loads of advice, most of it clean
The engineers don't seem so keen
Any weekend work they have always ducked
The damn DNS is &^%$ed

It will be fixed, although it's fecked
It will work, be fine, be perfect
Des will buy beers, tradition bucked
The damn DNS is &^%$ed

So lets be patient, calm and serene
Leave Des alone, please don't be mean
Because although this time he's mucked
It's the damn DNS that's &^%$ed

[Colchester Kev]

Des is raging
thought the server was sound
If its down til tomorrow
He might buy a round !