Sheriffs Profile - bad beat

[yt]

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What is the harshest beat you have inflicted on an opponent?

At Cheeseypoker last year I'd been bullying one of the newcomers (sat to my left) at every opportunity.  Eventually she took a stand in a SB vs BB clash when I raised her all-in holding A3o.  She called with AA.  The flop was A-4-5, the turn a 6 and the river a 7.  She hasn't been back to Cheeseypoker since!

LOL sheriff I can't tell you how much I laughed when I read this. Sue moans about that bad beat EVERY time we play cards. You're right as well she hasn't been back to Cheesey since and she rarely plays at all any more! You bad bad man 

[Sheriff Fatman]

But look at how my odds were improving throughout the hand. 

http://twodimes.net/h/?z=471321
pokenum  -h as ac  - ad
Holdem Hi: 1712304 enumerated boards
cards      win   %win     lose  %lose    tie  %tie     EV
As   1581679  92.37   106820   6.24  23805  1.39  0.931
   106820   6.24  1581679  92.37  23805  1.39  0.069

http://twodimes.net/h/?z=1336924
pokenum  -h as ac  - ad   -- ah
Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Ah
cards  win   %win  lose  %lose  tie  %tie     EV
As   834  84.24   144  14.55   12  1.21  0.848
  144  14.55   834  84.24   12  1.21  0.152

http://twodimes.net/h/?z=1336925
pokenum  -h as ac  - ad   -- ah
Holdem Hi: 44 enumerated boards containing Ah
cards  win   %win  lose  %lose  tie  %tie     EV
As    36  81.82     8  18.18    0  0.00  0.818
    8  18.18    36  81.82    0  0.00  0.182

I still think the funniest thing about this hand was the absolutely 'perfect' order of the cards as they came out.  First the A-4-5, in that order, on the flop ("oh great, she's got a set now"), then the 6 on the turn ("wouldn't it be funny if........"), finally the 7 ("try not to laugh, try not to laugh").

I just wish I could remember who was dealing the hand.  Surely they are to blame for all this!

Sheriff

Edit: OK, these card thingies are really getting on my nerves now.  Surely there's gotta be a way to swith them off when we don't want them to appear!

[yt]

memorable hand. love your odds as well!
and yeah the cards do get on my tits as well.
as becomes As
and
ah becomes Ah
If you use a capital A at the start of a sentance

[Sheriff Fatman]

memorable hand. love your odds as well!
and yeah the cards do get on my tits as well.
as becomes As
and
ah becomes Ah
If you use a capital A at the start of a sentance

Yeah, but the twodimes analysis looks much neater without ANY cards appearing at all!

Sheriff