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[Ironside]

if we can get 50 people aged 107+ who wishes to take part in a mass bungee jump blonde would love to accomidate you,

i will be in charge if safety insuring all ropes are fastened correctly
ariston will be in charge of the collection for help the poker players
chavchester kiv will be in charge of catering
reddog will be the entertainment
robertHM will enusre you have all signed the legal forms exempting me from any lawsuit incase of heart attacks
heid will be there to preserve all facts
harry D will be laying odds on how many of you make your next birthday

and tikay will be first of the 107+ ers to take the jump

[Colchester Kev]

I aint liquidising pies for old codgers ... that would be sacriledge !!!

[boobookittyfcuk]

pmsl 

[dik9]

my great grandma cant make it can her mom do it instead?

[Ironside]

yeah vring her along a date for tikay around his own age will be good for the old fella might stop him looking at poker players butts

[smithy69]

I personally dont think Tikay looks a day over 106

[matt674]

If you struggle getting 50 humans let me know, i'll ask around the jungle - some of my wise old monkey friends might participate if Kiv's catering allowance stretches to a few bananas.

[Rod Paradise]

Kev, I can't believe you weren't in Scotland this week 

10 November 2005
THE PIES HAVE IT
Bakers do battle for title
By Lynn Davidson
A PIE man who is targeting football crowds with his fish pie is hoping for glory in the World Scotch Pie Championships.

Peterhead baker Patrick Jackson's Blue Toon Pie is already a popular favourite in his home town.

And since his smoked haddock creation was featured in the Record, he has achieved bumper sales of more than 100 pies a day.

His £1 pie was up against more than 60 other entries in the competition which was held yesterday in Dunfermline, Fife.

Around 60 butchers and bakers travelled from as far afield as the Orkney Isles and the north of England to enter their pies.

In the speciality section, Patrick was up against Dunfermline baker Andre Sarafilovic, who entered his Sporran Filler, with mixed haggis, neeps and tatties.

 

[Colchester Kev]

OMG A pie competition !!!!   Why wasnt I invited.... and more to the point why wasnt I asked to be the chief judge... if I was, the fish pie would never have won ....fancy putting fish in a pie ffs .... they will be putting vegetables in them next

[Rod Paradise]

OMG A pie competition !!!!   Why wasnt I invited.... and more to the point why wasnt I asked to be the chief judge... if I was, the fish pie would never have won ....fancy putting fish in a pie ffs .... they will be putting vegetables in them next

The competition was this week - the results are announced at the end of the month. Why it takes so long I don't know.

[mikkyT]

This is a competition for coffin dodgers, what about coffins? Can they be included too?