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« on: November 11, 2005, 05:00:50 PM »
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains how the game works:

"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The chauvinistic lawyer figures he will easily win the match since his opponent is a blonde, so he makes another offer:

"Okay, how about this. If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the airphone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers - all to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer, he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?"

Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2005, 05:06:32 PM »
i like that!!
reminded me of one of my favourites:-

what's white and can't climb trees?

a fridge!!
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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2005, 05:10:14 PM »
Welcome to "Pick on a Lawyer" week
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2005, 05:11:33 PM »
Quote from: Robert HM on November 11, 2005, 05:10:14 PM
Welcome to "Pick on a Lawyer" week

in fairness it was self inflicted with the jumper Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2005, 05:13:44 PM »
It's a nice jumper!

Well I like it and its warm
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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2005, 05:15:44 PM »
Or what's brown an sticky?



A stick.
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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2005, 05:52:12 PM »
Or                 whats brown and sickly ?

                    Roberts Jumper  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2005, 05:55:31 PM »
 

I thought it was a lovely wooly jumper, oo wander where he got it ?
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« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2005, 06:03:24 PM »
what did hitler say to his men before they got into the tank?......................................men get into your tanks Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2005, 01:02:31 AM »
By popular demand, here IS the jumper. It was stiill alive when Robert put it on.

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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2005, 01:37:01 AM »
Right robert when i met you i know you said you wanted to be like me.. but at the time
you was suited and booted ....
now you look like me ...
RAB C NESBIT .. please dont tell me there is a string vest under there

AAAHHHHHHHHH ive a stalker ......   again but thats another story Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2005, 01:41:54 AM »
Quote from: tikay on November 12, 2005, 01:02:31 AM
By popular demand, here IS the jumper. It was stiill alive when Robert put it on.

Oi! I live in the middle of nowhere, with wellies and a waxed jacket it looks the business.

No jokes about wellies and captive sheep either.
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2005, 01:42:19 AM »
My dad popped over today, and while i was on here he saw a pic of roberts jumper .... he laughed and said... I remember wearing a jumper like that....It was when i was evacuated from london as a kid in 1944.

Oh how i pissed myself laughing  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2005, 02:06:18 AM »
 
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« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2005, 03:21:10 AM »
Whats got 6 legs and wears checked trousers?












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