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« on: August 25, 2008, 11:36:34 PM »

Seem to have loads of spiders in my house at the moment, I'm pretty scared of them My girlfriend is pretty scared of them.  Anybody got any tips for getting rid of them?
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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2008, 11:41:22 PM »

FFS Araknafo aracnoph arachno fear of spiders sends me on life tilt, I live with a woman and 3 kids that all freak out if a fkin tiny spider is spotted anywhere in the house, I just laugh and sigh and pick the spider up and put it in the garden saying "FFS look at the size of it and the size of you, it aint gonna fkin eat you is it !!"

If we lived in Australia I might be able to understand it .. does my head in.

even daddy longlegs are a thing to run away screaming from apparently ..tut !
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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2008, 11:43:44 PM »

I hate spiders My missus hates spiders too.  Our daughter loves them, we get her to grab them now, but we do the bit with a glass first.   The other day she woke me up with a huge spider to show me (in a container).   
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2008, 11:44:27 PM »

Thats what I tell her mate, but she has none of it.  The ones knocking around my house are medium huge, I guess i could set traps for them...
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 11:45:23 PM »

I hate spiders My missus hates spiders too.  Our daughter loves them, we get her to grab them now, but we do the bit with a glass first.   The other day she woke me up with a huge spider to show me (in a container).   

How cute, my missus would go wild if she showed her a spider even in a container, as i dont have irrational fears i would be fine with it...
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2008, 11:46:34 PM »

Yes, cute was fairly close to the word I used
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2008, 11:49:54 PM »

Spiders are wrong. FACT!
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2008, 11:53:44 PM »

stamp on the fuckers.

daddy long legs are ok tho. i can pick them up.
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2008, 11:55:27 PM »

anymore tips on getting rid, sick of the ear ache you see!
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2008, 11:57:38 PM »

only be worried if you can hear em before you see em, thems the ones that'll get you
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2008, 12:18:16 AM »

FFS Araknafo aracnoph arachno fear of spiders sends me on life tilt, I live with a woman and 3 kids that all freak out if a fkin tiny spider is spotted anywhere in the house, I just laugh and sigh and pick the spider up and put it in the garden saying "FFS look at the size of it and the size of you, it aint gonna fkin eat you is it !!"

If we lived in Australia I might be able to understand it .. does my head in.

even daddy longlegs are a thing to run away screaming from apparently ..tut !

I don't 'freak out', I simply leave the room, fast, feeling physically sick, and stay out (usually holding the door shut) until you have captured the disgusting thing. I know it's irrational, but that doesn't stop the fear of them!

As for the daddy long legs thing, they are flying spiders as far as I'm concerned. Well it's anything that even resembles a spider in any shape or form or pretty much most creepy crawlies tbh...

Pre Kev, I used my Dyson as my spider removal system, nice long handle so you don't have to get too close and powerful enough that it rarely didn't get the beast. Usually followed by a handful of rice that I believed acted like bullets... have to ensure they don't crawl back out!
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2008, 12:26:49 AM »

This is my front door peep hole from a few weeks ago.  A nice juicy fat spider resting in there.  I nearly lost control of all bodily functions when I held my eye up to the hole and just saw legs and more legs.  I may have screamed also Ned Flanders stylee.

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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2008, 12:46:59 AM »

Over here in Oz we use some napalm like substance each year which kills everything in the house thats below cat size! Smiley
Nothing like waking up in the morning and being confronted with the picture below (usually the size of your hand and bloody quick)! the only good thing is they eat the red backs which can do you some harm.

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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2008, 12:51:07 AM »

LOL @ Napalm
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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2008, 12:55:24 AM »

you can get cool spider catchers from those crappy mags that get put through the letterbox, ezesomething perhaps?

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