Whats the most embarrissing / funny thing you have done ???

[EvilPie]

i once had hair like Trigg's

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It wasn't on my head though....

[The_nun]

i once had hair like Trigg's

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It wasn't on my head though....

[phatomch]

Ok 3 hours, 2x butterfly stiches and a whole load of sniggering later I am back. they rushed me through A&E either because they took pity on my bleeding old fella or because they didnt want blood on the seats.

I would like to thank the hospital staff for all there hard work, as this is'nt the nicest of injuries for anyone to have to deal with. I would also like to especialy thank the nurse with the gentlest touch and most calming voice in England, Paul I doth my cap to you.

I kid you not they gave me the bloody burly, pissed of geezer to clean me up and sew up my battered bag...This bloke was trying to get into the guiness book of records for scrotum streached the farthest distance im sure.

Well i'm back home now via the pub after being voilated by paul and told to rest my stretched and sliced plums for two weeks.

Funny haircuts are good fellas but I will need more detail to help myself and my torn sack to have the slightest of giggles.

[Claw75]

ouch ouch ouch - glad you're all sorted now.

OK - I have an embarrasing one for you.  About 13 years ago, it was a lovely sunny day and I was wearing a short, flared skirt.  Underneath I had on an old pair or greying granny knickers on which the elastic had just about reached it's last legs, so the top of the pants were hanging down not leaving a great deal to the imagination (let's say I was due a grooming).  Went out for a walk at lunchtime past a cafe full of builders who all turned to leer as you do when a 19 year old in a short skirt ambles past.  It was at precisely that moment that a gust of wind lifted the skirt full up  

Moral of the story - always wear jeans (or nice undies!)

[phatomch]

ouch ouch ouch - glad you're all sorted now.

OK - I have an embarrasing one for you.  About 13 years ago, it was a lovely sunny day and I was wearing a short, flared skirt.  Underneath I had on an old pair or greying granny knickers on which the elastic had just about reached it's last legs, so the top of the pants were hanging down not leaving a great deal to the imagination (let's say I was due a grooming).  Went out for a walk at lunchtime past a cafe full of builders who all turned to leer as you do when a 19 year old in a short skirt ambles past.  It was at precisely that moment that a gust of wind lifted the skirt full up  

Moral of the story - always wear jeans (or nice undies!)

Thats better, a story to be ashamed about, so 13 yrs ago that would make you ?? now .. sorry .. right come on blondes more storys please.

I could make the longests thread on Blonde about my fuck ups but I will let others carry on first

[phatomch]

ouch ouch ouch - glad you're all sorted now.

OK - I have an embarrasing one for you.  About 13 years ago, it was a lovely sunny day and I was wearing a short, flared skirt.  Underneath I had on an old pair or greying granny knickers on which the elastic had just about reached it's last legs, so the top of the pants were hanging down not leaving a great deal to the imagination (let's say I was due a grooming).  Went out for a walk at lunchtime past a cafe full of builders who all turned to leer as you do when a 19 year old in a short skirt ambles past.  It was at precisely that moment that a gust of wind lifted the skirt full up  

Moral of the story - always wear jeans (or no undies!)

Kev is a degen, he must have a story for us!!

[Colchester Kev]

ouch ouch ouch - glad you're all sorted now.

OK - I have an embarrasing one for you.  About 13 years ago, it was a lovely sunny day and I was wearing a short, flared skirt.  Underneath I had on an old pair or greying granny knickers on which the elastic had just about reached it's last legs, so the top of the pants were hanging down not leaving a great deal to the imagination (let's say I was due a grooming).  Went out for a walk at lunchtime past a cafe full of builders who all turned to leer as you do when a 19 year old in a short skirt ambles past.  It was at precisely that moment that a gust of wind lifted the skirt full up  

Moral of the story - always wear jeans (or no undies!)

Kev is a degen, he must have a story for us!!

I have loads ... but not suitable for public view

[booder]

you gonna post your pics mug ?

[Colchester Kev]

you gonna post your pics mug ?

spoke to my Sis last night, she is emailing the offensive pic over tonight ... I do however reserve the right to bottle it

[cia260895]

wouldnt that womens cream thing do the job?? veet isnt it?? fk that having clippers in the area

[Rod Paradise]

wouldnt that womens cream thing do the job?? veet isnt it?? fk that having clippers in the area

That stuff burns sensitive skin though - no way I'd use it there.

Better with a mach 3 and a steady hand.... erm so I heard...

[Geo the Sarge]

Phat,

you have my sympathies mate. My curent problems are defined in this clip and part of this vid covers your embarrassment at having another man attend to your manhood.

And obv is the most embarrassing thing to happen to me in a while.

p.s. I have so laffed.

Geo.

http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php

[Amatay]

Phat,

you have my sympathies mate. My curent problems are defined in this clip and part of this vid covers your embarrassment at having another man attend to your manhood.

And obv is the most embarrassing thing to happen to me in a while.

p.s. I have so laffed.

Geo.

http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php

ahahahahhahaha, very funny lol

[snoopy1239]

I lost a testicle up near my shaft today and thought I might have to go the hossie. A minute or two later it dropped back down. Phew. Hope that doesn't happen again.

[EvilPie]

wouldnt that womens cream thing do the job?? veet isnt it?? fk that having clippers in the area

That stuff burns sensitive skin though - no way I'd use it there.

Better with a mach 3 and a steady hand.... erm so I heard...

It's much better to use the women's blades, venus I think they might be called.

Apparently they're much more gentle and less prone to nicking because they're designed for sensitive bird skin rather than rough prickly bloke's faces.

Erm.... So a friend tells me....