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Please select the best three captions from the list below...
| if only i was this big |
| Oh fk me i thouight she said i had 10 inches not 10 cm |
| OK...ya don't believe me.........I'll flop it on the table & we'll measure it! |
| 'Got Weights & Measures comin' in later......anyone got a weight?' |
| Those enlarger jobbies really do work!!! |
| "Simon when I said you need to lengthen the tournament clock I didn't mean literally!" |
| For no apparant reason the Everly Brothers song "All I have to do is dream" pops into Simons head |
| Okay what do I do now I have multiplied by 4 |
| i dont care if you are Dario Mineri you cant come in here pointing things at people otherwise i will hit you again |
| OK, Put them on the table and let's see who has the biggest...Flushy or Chili. |
| Yongster thought I was all in but I had 3" to spare! |
| my hair used to be this long,.,.,. |
| and now.,.,.,for my next concerto,.,.vivaldi in e major.,,.,. |
poor old pinochio.,.,.,i told him i'd snap of his  ? if he lied about his age again.,.,., |
| Next time I have a haircut i'll measure twice, cut once! |
| Time for a ruling |
| Simon gives a measured response to Mcbags criticism |
| ok,own up.,.who got "brad pitt" all over the ruler when measuring their old boy? |
| ok dik9 trousers down prepare for 6 of the best. |
| these new 10,000 chips are shit....you cant stack them... |
| after all the lies and buffs he told,,he then told the truth,,and his nose fell off,..,., |
| i hear he used to play the trumpet,but he cant get his head around the flute. |
| harry potter just grew up and lost his hair.....,,.,. |
| So that's why he wants to change his name to Rob Long |
| Simon tries to explain he's always a HUGE favourite when he's all-in |
| I like to get a measure on how the club is performing. |
| With my white man's overbite, I wonder if this tooth pick will dislodge that chip? |
| "I am the ruler." "No, I am the ruler". "No....I am the ruler".... |
| Trumper misunderstands when someone asks for a rule change |
| "Sorry, Chubbs, you're still under four foot. We'll try again next year." |
| a sticky situation |
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