Mobile phone ringtones

[sovietsong]

I normally have my phone on vibrate however at the moment have

quite embarrasing when i forget to turn phone on silent when out in public but i love the song, its also the song that wakes me up in the morning!

Does anybody have alarm clocks or watches these days...que (is this the correct que or should i have said queue) red and tikay...

[tikay]

A phone is for telephone calls.

A watch is for telling the time.

An alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my radio. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

[PocketLady]

I always wondered what sort of ringtone a Skoda driver would have....

Sadly I did used to drive a Skoda.  Not sure quite why I'm disclosing that on a public forum but anyway...IT WAS MY FIRST CAR GOD DAMNIT!! At the moment I have The Kooks as my ringtone, but it's not a shitty one it's the actual song.

[sovietsong]

A phone is for telephone calls.

A watch is for telling the time.

An alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my radio. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

A fair point well made, I'm going to start wearing my watch again and change my ring tone to normal ring ring.  TY for the english tip! 

[Claw75]

Does anybody have alarm clocks or watches these days...que (is this the correct que or should i have said queue) red and tikay...

no - i have a mobile phone

[sovietsong]

Does anybody have alarm clocks or watches these days...que (is this the correct que or should i have said queue) red and tikay...

no - i have a mobile phone

phones are for talking, next you'll be wearing a shoe for a hat...i've been educated!

[tikay]

A phone is for telephone calls.

A watch is for telling the time.

An alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my radio. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

A fair point well made, I'm going to start wearing my watch again and change my ring tone to normal ring ring.  TY for the english tip! 

I truly & deeply love you.

[tikay]

Does anybody have alarm clocks or watches these days...que (is this the correct que or should i have said queue) red and tikay...

no - i have a mobile phone

phones are for talking, next you'll be wearing a shoe for a hat...i've been educated!

That's the way, good man you.

Kids & girlies eh?

[sovietsong]

A phone is for telephone calls.

A watch is for telling the time.

An alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my radio. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

A fair point well made, I'm going to start wearing my watch again and change my ring tone to normal ring ring.  TY for the english tip! 

I truly & deeply love you.

Your You're like the grandad I never had

[Claw75]

I lied actually - I do have a watch and an alarm clock.  I just use neither.

[tikay]

A phone is for telephone calls.

A watch is for telling the time.

An alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my radio. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

A fair point well made, I'm going to start wearing my watch again and change my ring tone to normal ring ring.  TY for the english tip! 

I truly & deeply love you.

Your You're like the grandad I never had

I no longer love you. That's it, finished, end of.

[sovietsong]

A phone is for telephone calls.

A watch is for telling the time.

An alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my radio. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

A fair point well made, I'm going to start wearing my watch again and change my ring tone to normal ring ring.  TY for the english tip! 

I truly & deeply love you.

Your You're like the grandad I never had

I no longer love you. That's it, finished, end of.

If i put up a picture of my pocket watch will you forgive me and maybe one day learn to love me again?

[Tractor]

A phone is for telephone calls.

A pocket watch is for telling the time.

An wind up alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my gramaphone. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

My ring tone is chase & status - pieces, at the moment.

[sovietsong]

the intro bit or the 'take me away' bit?

[Tractor]

This one.