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« Reply #45 on: October 02, 2008, 09:52:12 AM »

'botox while you wait'

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« Reply #46 on: October 02, 2008, 09:53:08 AM »

After a great deal of faffing about today, I didn't make it down to the poker room till 11pm, and played a very non-descript two hours for a loss of $15. The table had a couple of loose players early on, but when they left it was just me and mostly local rocks and it was clear it was a bad table. As I was feeling tired I just packed it in after two hours rather than start afresh at a new table.
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« Reply #47 on: October 02, 2008, 09:53:44 AM »

Andrew - there is lovely little jewellers on the lower floor, on the right as you come down the escalators which has a lovely beautiful necklace. Price $18,000, they went down to $6,000 before boyfriend of the moment decided he wasn't going to buy it in any case. Lots of circles of diamonds all joined together, different sizes, and 'puddles' gracefully to fall between the wearers my boobs. Just the right length - it was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I have never wanted a piece of jewellery more.

If you see it can you buy it for me? Thanks. Hoping this subliminal message stays in the brain for when you have a big win, xx

sounds lovely - perhaps they'll give you a discount if you buy two?
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« Reply #48 on: October 02, 2008, 10:01:16 AM »

Macy's - get your 'out of town' discount card for nothing by presenting your passport at customer services. Macy's = amazing value. I spent at least half a day in Macy's last time I was in Vegas/Florida/New York. Best shopping in the world for bargains.

Yeah, Macy's is great - its essentially a US House of Fraser but much cheaper. I went there today because there was a 20% off sale on men's clothes if you had a leaflet (which I did). Only when I came to pay did it become apparant this only applied if you paid using a store card, so the guy at the till tried to sign me up, but the computer was completely flummoxed by the fact I wasn't from the US or Canada.

I did get the 'out of town' discount (11%, I think) though which, when added to the fact there was a general 40% sale meant I was getting stuff that would be £70 at home for about $40.

Andrew - there is lovely little jewellers on the lower floor, on the right as you come down the escalators which has a lovely beautiful necklace. Price $18,000, they went down to $6,000 before boyfriend of the moment decided he wasn't going to buy it in any case. Lots of circles of diamonds all joined together, different sizes, and 'puddles' gracefully to fall between the wearers my boobs. Just the right length - it was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I have never wanted a piece of jewellery more.

If you see it can you buy it for me? Thanks. Hoping this subliminal message stays in the brain for when you have a big win, xx

There were puddles of what between your boobs?
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« Reply #49 on: October 02, 2008, 10:10:36 AM »


There were puddles of what between your boobs?

Whatever you want if you buy it for her ldo.
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« Reply #50 on: October 02, 2008, 11:24:41 AM »


There were puddles of what between your boobs?

Whatever you want if you buy it for her ldo.

  You have found my price....
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« Reply #51 on: October 02, 2008, 11:54:07 AM »

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There were puddles of what between your boobs?

Whatever you want if you buy it for her ldo.

Hmmmm one for the staking board

  You have found my price....
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« Reply #52 on: October 04, 2008, 04:07:40 AM »

Yesterday I played one four hour session in the afternoon (nitty -$45) and one short two hour spell in the evening (+$107). Our table had become short-handed and they were breaking it and as I had a bit of a stomach ache I decided to book a small profit and head to bed instead of getting reacquainted with a new table.

Went and played the $340 at Caesars this afternoon. Got off to a tidy start winning a few pots and bumbled along above average for a bit.

There was one absolute donkey at our starting table who was butchering hand after hand. Odd min-reraises with raggy aces pre-flop, calling a river bet (after a lot of thought) with Ace high, having called a re-raise pre-flop, that sort of thing.

He went out after suffering what I thought was a brutal ruling. On the river, his opponent bet 900, and he went all-in for 5000. His opponent turned over 99 face-up on the table over the betting line without saying anything or moving any chips forward.

There was a moment's pause.

"Is that a call?" says the donkey.

"Yes, it's a call" says the opponent, finally tossing a 5k chip in the pot.

The dealer asks for the floor, who rules that the 99 are live and the called bet stands!!!

Me and the other English guy at the table sit there open-mouthed as the donkey (quite rightly) starts a scene. Surely this type of ruling is an angle-shooter's paradise - just turn your hand over and watch for your opponents reaction before deciding what to do?

The guy wasn't turning his hand over (deliberately, in front of him) to get a read - he had tossed it face up onto the felt about 18 inches in front of him, in exactly the way you would do if you were folding face-up.

Not only that, but later in the comp, another player, facing an all-in pre-flop (who had not been at the earlier table) asked the same floorman who had given the earlier ruling if he could turn his hand face-up to get a read.

"No you can't. Or rather, you can, but you will then have to sit out a one round penalty." (he called with AK, was up against AA and hit a four-flush to win, before happily spending his penalty watching the baseball with his buddy).

My stack took a hit when I button raised with  and both blinds called. It was checked to the turn when a fourth diamond fell. Checked to me and I bet at the pot and the small blind check-raised allin. I'd bet 5k into the 14k pot and he only had another 3k so I had to call with the 2nd nuts, knowing he only does this with the .

From there I was in grind mode and got by with punishing limpers (still amazed how much the US players do this with marginal hands when stacks are relatively shallow) until I went out in 12th shoving from the BB with  against a button raise (heard this before?) and mateyboy made a big call with  .

Someone asked about the Hard Rock poker room earlier. Whilst I've not been there, I have heard two table conversations about it and the reports are that it was nice, the chairs were comfortable, the music was low, but the tables had very little padding on the felt.

Also, they have a strange rule in cash games whereby you could straddle from the button, but that the action still started from UTG (I believe that normally, button straddles mean SB is first to act) and that action would then pass over the button, the SB and BB would act, then the button would play, provided there was no 3-bet pre-flop (or something). All a bit confusing.

Finally got around to seeing the fountains at the Bellagio - always managed to miss it before. Also, sadly, the early exit from the Caesars comp means no Pussycat Dolls Casino photos (they don't start work till later).

It is now 8pm, so off to get some food and then cash downstairs.
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« Reply #53 on: October 04, 2008, 04:14:48 AM »

Pussycat Dolls Casino is open on Saturdays as well...
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« Reply #54 on: October 04, 2008, 12:22:51 PM »

Sod the poker - have you been to the jewellers yet?? Oh sorry - you need to win more .........
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« Reply #55 on: October 04, 2008, 12:38:10 PM »

Just played five hours of cash.

To say the table was a lively affair would be an understatement. If there were pokertracker stats for live play, one guy would have been about 100/84 for the first three hours before the long island iced teas took their toll and made him sleepy.

Add in the fact that stacks were quite shallow early on and there was a called all-in just about every hand. I bought in for $200, then topped up for another hundred after a play in which I surprised myself. Limping with  in EP, it was called in three places before the recklessly aggressive button raised to $35. He'd done these big raises before and they were not strong. Still, with three other people behind me, I couldn't really get involved. I half went to muck then, or some reason, decided to recheck my cards (even though I knew they were  ). However, as I was looking, the three players behind me all folded. Suddenly, it was just me and the button, and I decided to make a value shove. He called with KQ and hit.

I rebought for another $200 when I got swept up in the moment and made a donkey call against the one guy at the other end of the table who wasn't mucking about and had hit a set.

I then managed to drop down to $120 and got that all-in pre-flop with KQ v AJ against the loose button from earlier and this time I hit. A flopped set of threes also got paid off by a French guy and I'd somehow managed to get out of the hole and get my stack up above the $500 I'd bought in for.

The table was very soft, but totally unbluffable, so I had to hit some hands and, unfortunately, managed to miss every single flop for about 2 hours. I lost $250 here and there having a look at flops, and managed to get an up and down straight draw on one, which added a flush draw on the turn, but that missed. Once it got to 3am I felt myself getting sleepy and when the two guys with big stacks left the table, I decided to call it a night.

Sod the poker - have you been to the jewellers yet?? Oh sorry - you need to win more .........

I think the only way I'd be getting that necklace would be to smash the window of the jewellers with a crowbar.
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« Reply #56 on: October 04, 2008, 03:09:19 PM »

"Crow bar" where this then
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« Reply #57 on: October 04, 2008, 06:03:09 PM »

Good stuff Andrew. The Saturday night tables should be lively too.

If you fancy a change of scene tomorrow, The Venetian cardroom is lovely and they did a decent Sunday evening tourney when I was there.
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« Reply #58 on: October 05, 2008, 12:37:39 PM »

So, Saturday night (and my last night) in Vegas.

After feasting on the Maple Syrup Glazed Pork Chop at the Studio Cafe (yum yum) I started playing cash at 8.30pm. I had a great seat, and that was nothing to do with the other players at the table.

Table 7, seat 6 meant I was on the table by the rail, looking out at the casino behind the poker room, meaning I had a great spot for perving at all the dolled-up women walking by people watching.

Bought in for $200 and managed to win a bit from a guy two to my right when he open-raised from the button and I called from the BB with KJ. Flop came Jack high and I check-raised him.

He then 3-bet me and sat, elbows on table, hands clenched in fists held out from him, staring right at me. He was almost straining to appear strong, so I 4-bet bluffed him (KJ is beating no hand which calls the 4-bet) and he folded.

I then went with another read which didn't go quite so well. There was a $4 straddle (from a guy who looked like Ned from South Park), and I called with 99, which was called in another two spots before the straddle raised. This was not an uncommon occurance and I realy wanted to re-pop him, but chickened out and flat called and the two of us saw the flop.

The flop was T84 with two clubs and he checked, I bet and he raised. This was a strange bet as I think any proper made hand bets out, as they can't rely on me to bet if checked to, and it's a dangerous board to give a free card on. I decided to go with my read of silly bluff and set him in, only to see him call with his set of eights...

I rebought for the last $100 in my pocket and did a really good job of spinning this up. Had AA v Ned's KK (just flat-called his re-raise pre-flop then got all his chips on the raggy flop).

Limped on the button with T3 after about six callers and hit the jackpot with a T33 flop. The Chinese guy who had limped UTG with J3o got ironed out for about $180.

Had a few other hands where I flopped two pair and got money out of players over-valuing top pair and eventually cashed out at 3am with $691. A very satisfying session at a table with value, but no real aggression to stop me from seeing lots of flops.

So that is Vegas just about over. My flight tomorrow isn't till 11pm but that should be it for poker, as I'll do some non-poker things before heading to the airport (still haven't been on the rollercoaster at New York New York yet). It's been fun and I have learned some things along the way (games are much much better at the weekend), and also now know to sort my body clock out before I get here in future as my first weekend was a bit wasted from a cash poker point of view due to me being asleep when the games were juiciest.

Final score from poker was -$295 which I'm blaming on variance (obv).
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« Reply #59 on: October 05, 2008, 02:56:53 PM »

Nice diary Andrew, it sounds as though you really enjoyed yourself.

Tell me though, how would you go about getting your body-clock adjusted before going ?
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