In The Crow's Nest with.......

[Longy]

Tonight I had a reply from                            ByronkinCaid

Well he didn't answer any of the usual questions but it sounds like hes v busy playing 6 tables at once,

Glad he found time to send in this reply, thanks Byron m8, good luck with the marathon

i am a Internets Professional Poker Player
but i can think
my only weakpoint is hungry and sleepy

how i work
when i wake up,the first thing is open pc,then i go to toilet,wash face,tooth clean in 2 min
back to join table, use the time waiting BB to eat,i hire a cooker ($3 two hours one day)
then start fighting !
when tired, songs and movie and browse forum, then go on fighting!!!
fight till my brain is too tired to think

i have no job, i have no girlfriend,i have no friend,i needn't go outside,last month i haven't go

outside once!!
my only target is poker poker poker
i don't do anything except sleep eat poker

i don't drink, smoke, i don't make love
i will be excellent as one england's oldest player Tony!
he is best on the world!!!

i like practice practice practice !!!

so let us gogogogo


last month i completed 100k hands in 0.10/0.25 six maximums no limit
played about 400 hours,
winrate 2BB/100 hands
i totally win 1000 dollar
so i earn 2.5 dollar/hour,
am i a cheap worker?


now i move up to 0.25/0.50
next month plan
100k hands,300 hands/hour ( 6 multi-tables same time) 10 hours/day,
winrate 2BB/100 hands

expected money 2000 dollar/month

Let us gogogogo

and i will played 0.50/1 one month 1/2 two month
2/4 two month 5/10 two month
two month one level one level 200k hands
before the end of next year, i will go to top level online !!!

   

Lol best interview yet imo.

[The-Crow]

                          in the chat box with                  TIKAY       and Sausages

THE-CROW> did some body call
THE-CROW> heard the word sausages
THE-CROW> ??
THE-CROW> Ok then
TENOFSPADE> wats ur favorite sausage crow
THE-CROW> good question
Tikay10> thats a matter of opinion......
THE-CROW> crows dont eat sausages
THE-CROW> big worms yes
panzer> is TK interviewing The Crow tonight
THE-CROW> they look a bit like sausages
Tikay10> Guys, I'm gonna log off if the convo has to descend into sausages, sorry.
Tikay10> Last hand for me.
Tikay10> Thnks for the game everyone.
KAIZER01> all in
THE-CROW> sorry was it the sausage question
TheFlash1> lol
TENOFSPADE> lol
Tikay10> Night all
SHYTALK> gnt
THE-CROW> bye
panzer> Night
hackin> night tk
karlluke> night
THE-CROW> he dont like sausages do he
KAIZER01> lol
THE-CROW> lol
KAIZER01> allergy
Tikay10> Not after 15,000 times, no.......
THE-CROW> maybe
TheFlash1> lol
THE-CROW> lol
THE-CROW> sorry about that guys
TENOFSPADE> my fault lol

[TightEnd]

LOL. How to empty a room with a few short sentences

[Colchester Kev]

LOL. How to empty a room with a few short sentences

"Hello its the crow" seems to work.

[bolt pp]

LOL. How to empty a room with a few short sentences

"Hello its the crow" seems to work.

that's just low, poor blokes out there on the front lines trying his hardest

[Colchester Kev]

LOL. How to empty a room with a few short sentences

"Hello its the crow" seems to work.

that's just low, poor blokes out there on the front lines trying his hardest

Yes of course, you are right and I apologise profusely .... although those on the front lines have to accept that they will face more than their fair share of "Incoming"

[thetank]

Tonight I had a reply from                            ByronkinCaid

Well he didn't answer any of the usual questions but it sounds like hes v busy playing 6 tables at once,

Glad he found time to send in this reply, thanks Byron m8, good luck with the marathon

i am a Internets Professional Poker Player
but i can think
my only weakpoint is hungry and sleepy

how i work
when i wake up,the first thing is open pc,then i go to toilet,wash face,tooth clean in 2 min
back to join table, use the time waiting BB to eat,i hire a cooker ($3 two hours one day)
then start fighting !
when tired, songs and movie and browse forum, then go on fighting!!!
fight till my brain is too tired to think

i have no job, i have no girlfriend,i have no friend,i needn't go outside,last month i haven't go

outside once!!
my only target is poker poker poker
i don't do anything except sleep eat poker

i don't drink, smoke, i don't make love
i will be excellent as one england's oldest player Tony!
he is best on the world!!!

i like practice practice practice !!!

so let us gogogogo


last month i completed 100k hands in 0.10/0.25 six maximums no limit
played about 400 hours,
winrate 2BB/100 hands
i totally win 1000 dollar
so i earn 2.5 dollar/hour,
am i a cheap worker?


now i move up to 0.25/0.50
next month plan
100k hands,300 hands/hour ( 6 multi-tables same time) 10 hours/day,
winrate 2BB/100 hands

expected money 2000 dollar/month

Let us gogogogo

and i will played 0.50/1 one month 1/2 two month
2/4 two month 5/10 two month
two month one level one level 200k hands
before the end of next year, i will go to top level online !!!

   

 ByronkinCaid interview best one I read

[The-Crow]

I was playing in the sky open tonight, and Trevor Harris who was in the Studio came into the chat box

Trevor was using the name Burnstar62 a studio guest name

After the chat , Trevor told the Studio the sausage question live on air,  sausage fame at last


THE-CROW> hey were on TV
TAXMAN> lol
THE-CROW> caaww
THE-CROW> Hi Trevor
THE-CROW> you can watch some serious folding
THE-CROW> see that one
THE-CROW> that was the quick fold
BURNSTAR62> evening
THE-CROW> lol Hi m8
BURNSTAR62> trev here - ignore  the name!
THE-CROW> Ok
THE-CROW> need some advice m8
BURNSTAR62> go on
THE-CROW> should I have 2 or 3 sausages for breakfast

THE-CROW>  ~*v*~    folds  again   ~*v*~
 
BURNSTAR62> 4

THE-CROW> good answer

THE-CROW>  ~*v*~    folds        ~*v*~
 
THE-CROW> tomato or brown sauce

BURNSTAR62> mustard

THE-CROW> aarr not heard that before

BURNSTAR62> oh yes

THE-CROW> english or french

BURNSTAR62> eng always

THE-CROW> colmans

BURNSTAR62> yes when their mustards r available!

THE-CROW> made in Norwich

BURNSTAR62> carr road
BURNSTAR62> carrow

THE-CROW> is it
BURNSTAR62> yes
THE-CROW> oh
TAXMAN> the only decent thing from carrow road!!!!!
BURNSTAR62> same roads norwich's ground
TAXMAN> lol i know
THE-CROW> carrow is nearly crrow
BURNSTAR62> blasckburn is nearly blackbird

THE-CROW> I may be bad at poker , but Im good at sausages

BURNSTAR62> toad in hole or bangers and mash

THE-CROW> aahhh v good
THE-CROW> tricky one that
THE-CROW> mash is a bit dry

 I had pocket eights, was called by pocket nines and he hit a nine on the flop

That was me gone

Good interview though. nice chat Trevor

As a balancer, I did get 4 aces on blue square tonight

[Longy]

I was playing in the sky open tonight, and Trevor Harris who was in the Studio came into the chat box

Trevor was using the name Burnstar62 a studio guest name

After the chat , Trevor told the Studio the sausage question live on air,  sausage fame at last


THE-CROW> hey were on TV
TAXMAN> lol
THE-CROW> caaww
THE-CROW> Hi Trevor
THE-CROW> you can watch some serious folding
THE-CROW> see that one
THE-CROW> that was the quick fold
BURNSTAR62> evening
THE-CROW> lol Hi m8
BURNSTAR62> trev here - ignore  the name!
THE-CROW> Ok
THE-CROW> need some advice m8
BURNSTAR62> go on
THE-CROW> should I have 2 or 3 sausages for breakfast

THE-CROW>  ~*v*~    folds  again   ~*v*~
 
BURNSTAR62> 4

THE-CROW> good answer

THE-CROW>  ~*v*~    folds        ~*v*~
 
THE-CROW> tomato or brown sauce

BURNSTAR62> mustard

THE-CROW> aarr not heard that before

BURNSTAR62> oh yes

THE-CROW> english or french

BURNSTAR62> eng always

THE-CROW> colmans

BURNSTAR62> yes when their mustards r available!

THE-CROW> made in Norwich

BURNSTAR62> carr road
BURNSTAR62> carrow

THE-CROW> is it
BURNSTAR62> yes
THE-CROW> oh
TAXMAN> the only decent thing from carrow road!!!!!
BURNSTAR62> same roads norwich's ground
TAXMAN> lol i know
THE-CROW> carrow is nearly crrow
BURNSTAR62> blasckburn is nearly blackbird

THE-CROW> I may be bad at poker , but Im good at sausages

BURNSTAR62> toad in hole or bangers and mash

THE-CROW> aahhh v good
THE-CROW> tricky one that
THE-CROW> mash is a bit dry

 I had pocket eights, was called by pocket nines and he hit a nine on the flop

That was me gone

Good interview though. nice chat Trevor

As a balancer, I did get 4 aces on blue square tonight

Yes Carrow road was built on Colmans owned land in 1934 i believe, basically our previous ground "The nest" (good name imo) was falling into a quarry on one side and was declared unsafe.

[The-Crow]

Ok tonight                             An Interview with Doyle Brunson

Through  Facebook, Doyle has been able to answer a few questions

Thanks Doyle,

Ok Tell us about the early days

I was born in Longworth, Texas on August 10, 1933. When I was much, much, much younger I was drafted by the NBA's (then, Minneapolis) Lakers. A knee injury ended my dream of becoming a professional athlete, so I had to find a new way to satisfy my competitive instincts. I would soon find it after graduating from college with a Master's Degree in Education. I hung up my basketball uniform and sat down at a poker table. And the rest, as they say -- is history.

Had any good wins lately

I began making the rounds from one poker game to the next playing in illegal games in Exchange Street, Fort Worth, Texas. It was a colorful, but dangerous way to make a living. I continue to play today, but now it's in the biggest poker games in the world: playing $4000/$8000 minimum bets and also at the World Series of Poker. I won the Legends of Poker World Poker Tour event in 2004 (garnering a $1.1 Million prize), and finished fourth in the WPT's first championship event. Early in the morning on July 1, 2005, less than a week after my friend Chan had won his 10th gold bracelet - setting a new record - I tied the record by earning my 10th bracelet at the 2005 WSOP.

V nice, So why are you called "Dolly"

People often ask me about my nickname and the poker hands that are attributed to me. My nickname "Texas Dolly" came from the incorrect reading of my name by Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder, and it stuck. As for the poker hands named after me: One hand, a Ten and a Two of any suit, bears my name because I won the No Limit Hold 'Em event at the World Series of Poker two years in a row with them (1976 and 1977), in both cases completing a full house - - in both years, I was the underdog, requiring me to come from behind both times. Another hand known as a "Doyle Brunson," especially in Texas, is the Ace and Queen of any suit because, as I say on page 519 of the Super System, I "never play this hand." Play poker .. at Doyle's Room - the only poker room .. endorsed by me.

Your famous for your Quotations, which ones are your favorite

"Luck favors the backbone, not the wishbone"

“When poker gives you lemons, you gotta make lemonade.”

“Feed your courage and your fears will starve to death.”

“The best way to get the last word is to apologize.”

“Success comes in cans. Failure comes in can’ts.”

“The secret of success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching.”

“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”

“You can’t fly with the eagles if you squawk like a chicken.”

“Even a woodpecker owes his success to the fact that he uses his head.”

“The future that we expect and plan for, begins today.”

“If I had observed all the rules, I would never have gotten anywhere.”

“When you retire there is only one great event left in your life and I’m not ready for that yet!”

“It often takes more courage to change your opinion than to stick to it.”

“Yesterday is the wind at your back.”

“In order to see the rainbow, you have to endure the rain.”

“To ignore the facts does not change the facts.”

“Life is tough. It’s even tougher when you are stupid.”

“If you need help, ask God. If you don’t, thank God!”

“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.”

“If you are flexible, it’s hard to get bent out of shape.”

“Poker players don’t suffer from insanity. We enjoy it!”

“Don’t take life too seriously; nobody gets out alive.”

“Bravery is being the only one who knows you are afraid.”

“I’m trying to become the person my dog thinks I am.”

“The jaws of poker are always open to devour mistakes at the table.”

All answers from Doyle's Facebook pages that he has kindly let me see

[The-Crow]

In the chat box with                                Hattie Hayridge

Apart from her numerous stand-up appearances on television and radio, she has received worldwide recognition for her part as HOLLY the computer in the hugely successful BBC comedy series, RED DWARF and most recently starred as Lizzie Gillespie in BBC 1's JONATHAN CREEK.

 Her autobiography "RANDOM ABSTRACT MEMORY" is published by Penguin.

She went on tour with Norman Lovett , the first Red Dwarf computer this summer


She was not able to play and chat , but the other guest was able to talk to her and answer .

The other guest was TheHat2

THE-CROW> Hi hat can you chat
TheHat2> now i can
THE-CROW> how are you

TheHat2> ok, been beat by flushes all night
THE-CROW> ok
THE-CROW> Did you know Hattie has a pet Panda
THE-CROW> ask her about her panda
TheHat2> she said she has, how do you know
THE-CROW> its called Andy
TheHat2> she wants to know who you are now
THE-CROW> I'm the crow ask Trevor
TheHat2> ok I will
THE-CROW> ta

THE-CROW> ask Hattie if she likes sausages
TheHat2> only Cumberlands
THE-CROW> good choice

THE-CROW> I saw Hattie on tour with Norman Lovett

TheHat2> she wants to know where you saw her

THE-CROW> on tour with Norman lovett
THE-CROW> comedy store I think
THE-CROW> was in the summer
THE-CROW> is she going to tour again

TheHat2> hopefully next spring she says
THE-CROW> ok say thanks
THE-CROW> would you 2 go in the jungle with Ant an Dec
TheHat2> not really
THE-CROW> lol
THE-CROW>  I like eatin bugs
THE-CROW> I would go

Thanks for the chat

[The-Crow]

Tonight I have a post from                          Anthonyl
             
How long have you been playing poker ?                  3 yrs

Which sites do you play on                    FTP, stars, party poker and blonde

Had any big wins this year                      Four $1k+ scores (i think)

Do you play every day                                Not for now (exams)

Where did you go on holiday this year                    I didnt

Whats your favorite car colour                      Black, the colour of my BMW Wink

Ever played a Poker Pro, like Aces or Devilfish             Never..

Whats your favorite Sausage;                                  Spicy

Does your other half play poker                                Nope...

Can I print this on the Blonde web site                     Oui

Thanks

[The-Crow]

Heres another from                                              MLHMLH

How long have you been playing poker ?                                 about 4 years

Which sites do you play on -                                      stars, ladbrokes, bet365, DTD

Had any big wins this year       Live - £1k at £100 blackpool event last weekend (is that classed as big!?)   Crow >yes m8 well done

Do you play every day                                                     Usually yes

Where did you go on holiday this year                 Mallorca in July                          Vegas in October

Whats your favorite car colour                              Blue or silver

Ever played a Poker Pro, like Aces or Devilfish

Yes, I knocked Jon Kalmar out of the $500 event on the ladbrokes cruise back in January

Whats your favorite Sausage;                  Got to be Pork & Apple     Crow> good choice

Does your other half play poker                          Yep

Can I print this on the Blonde web site                Yep

Thanks  we'll  be watching out for your next big win    good luck

MLH is her initials, the M is for Michelle, nice lady,

[snoopy1239]

Ok tonight                             An Interview with Doyle Brunson

Through  Facebook, Doyle has been able to answer a few questions

Thanks Doyle,

Ok Tell us about the early days

I was born in Longworth, Texas on August 10, 1933. When I was much, much, much younger I was drafted by the NBA's (then, Minneapolis) Lakers. A knee injury ended my dream of becoming a professional athlete, so I had to find a new way to satisfy my competitive instincts. I would soon find it after graduating from college with a Master's Degree in Education. I hung up my basketball uniform and sat down at a poker table. And the rest, as they say -- is history.

Had any good wins lately

I began making the rounds from one poker game to the next playing in illegal games in Exchange Street, Fort Worth, Texas. It was a colorful, but dangerous way to make a living. I continue to play today, but now it's in the biggest poker games in the world: playing $4000/$8000 minimum bets and also at the World Series of Poker. I won the Legends of Poker World Poker Tour event in 2004 (garnering a $1.1 Million prize), and finished fourth in the WPT's first championship event. Early in the morning on July 1, 2005, less than a week after my friend Chan had won his 10th gold bracelet - setting a new record - I tied the record by earning my 10th bracelet at the 2005 WSOP.

V nice, So why are you called "Dolly"

People often ask me about my nickname and the poker hands that are attributed to me. My nickname "Texas Dolly" came from the incorrect reading of my name by Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder, and it stuck. As for the poker hands named after me: One hand, a Ten and a Two of any suit, bears my name because I won the No Limit Hold 'Em event at the World Series of Poker two years in a row with them (1976 and 1977), in both cases completing a full house - - in both years, I was the underdog, requiring me to come from behind both times. Another hand known as a "Doyle Brunson," especially in Texas, is the Ace and Queen of any suit because, as I say on page 519 of the Super System, I "never play this hand." Play poker .. at Doyle's Room - the only poker room .. endorsed by me.

Your famous for your Quotations, which ones are your favorite

"Luck favors the backbone, not the wishbone"

“When poker gives you lemons, you gotta make lemonade.”

“Feed your courage and your fears will starve to death.”

“The best way to get the last word is to apologize.”

“Success comes in cans. Failure comes in can’ts.”

“The secret of success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching.”

“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”

“You can’t fly with the eagles if you squawk like a chicken.”

“Even a woodpecker owes his success to the fact that he uses his head.”

“The future that we expect and plan for, begins today.”

“If I had observed all the rules, I would never have gotten anywhere.”

“When you retire there is only one great event left in your life and I’m not ready for that yet!”

“It often takes more courage to change your opinion than to stick to it.”

“Yesterday is the wind at your back.”

“In order to see the rainbow, you have to endure the rain.”

“To ignore the facts does not change the facts.”

“Life is tough. It’s even tougher when you are stupid.”

“If you need help, ask God. If you don’t, thank God!”

“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.”

“If you are flexible, it’s hard to get bent out of shape.”

“Poker players don’t suffer from insanity. We enjoy it!”

“Don’t take life too seriously; nobody gets out alive.”

“Bravery is being the only one who knows you are afraid.”

“I’m trying to become the person my dog thinks I am.”

“The jaws of poker are always open to devour mistakes at the table.”

All answers from Doyle's Facebook pages that he has kindly let me see

Wow, I didn't realise you and Doyle were buddies Crow. Tell him I said hi when you next see him. Ta.

[The-Crow]

And now an interview in true spy style from          AgentChip109

As a further challenge, guess what the questions were


yo happy to answer ur questions Smiley

1. been playing about 4 years now, being a mixture of online and live

2. AgentChip109 is the worst name ever. i chose it cos when i joined blonde i wanted a new online poker name and i thought it sounded cool lololol. 109 incidently cos 109soooooted is my fave hand. i shoulda just called myself Edgy811 as that is my online name for pretty much every poker site i play on and all my friends know me as Edgy (my name being james edgington)

3. tournaments on Full Tilt but havent played hardly any recently as work is taking up too much time. play cash on pacific which has been going really well for me lately

4. havent had any one major win, but in the space of 2 weeks i got two 2nds and a 1st to win $3k, $2,1k and $2,9k. this is what im really missing in my poker, just one big win to really kick me off

5. i used to play pretty much every day but i live in winchester and commute to work in london every day and this just doesnt give me time to play so much anymore, especially tournaments

6. went to vegas for 2 weeks in june wiv fellow blondite dan rudd (upthemariners) plus two other mates who dont play poker. then 2 more mates came out to meet us halfway through the week. the best holiday i ever been on, not just for poker but getting smashed, and other vegas activities

7. got to be black

8. not really played wiv many, though have met a few. played wiv dominic keys in vegas (does he count?).

9. im not a big sausage fan to be honest  probs go wiv cumberland

10. no she hates it, though for some strange reason she doesnt mind when i win

11. of course