In The Crow's Nest with.......

[GlasgowBandit]

Now a chat with                                             cambo



Who's your favorite Poker Pro,                                                  Huck Seed

I hate you!

I hate both of you.  Can't believe yous never named me as your poker hero.

[The-Crow]

so why are you called                        phatomch

 So why are you called,  Phatomch ? (didn't see this one)

Years ago a few days before my b'day my nan gave me a teddy bear hot water bottle as a present that she had been using because she was very ill, i called it phatomch after a little devil in "the young ones" a few nights later she died and that night was the last time i saw her, I still have that hot water bottle 17 odd yrs on and still use it in winter, its nice to think of her when i cuddle up with it.

Thats a great story m8, but a sad one,  gold Star

[The-Crow]

Just one tonight from the                                           GlasgowBandit

How long have you been playing poker ?

Probably being playing poker for about 4 years, well trying to at least.  I seem to get worse as I understand more.

Which sites do you play on

I have accounts with almost every online cardroom.  But play mostly on iPoker (Blonde ldo & Bet Fred), Stars & Laddies.

Do you play live at pubs, clubs or Casinos                                        I have played in all 3.

Had any big wins this year                                                I won a $1 STT - woot woo!

Do you play every day                                                Sometimes twice a day.

Where did you go on holiday this year          I have been to Donegal, Barcelona and booked a few flights to places but never made them.

How many miles a week do you drive                     I'm a passenger, but probably about 60.

Do you prefer on line or Live                      Live 100% although online is more convenient.

Who's your favorite Poker Pro                Hellmouth, Mike the Mouth, Allen Cunninghaaaaaaaaaaaam

Ever played a Poker Pro, like Aces or Devilfish

Played against Dave Colclough and Tony Chessa at Cincinati club in Glasgow.  I have also been on the same table as ACES, Brian Wilson and Jen Mason @ Blonde Bash - Brian Wilson sucked out on me in a massive pot when his AQ beat my KK on the river.  Disgusting it was.

Whats your favorite Sausage; Cumberland, Irish, Spicy or Pork and Apple

Hmmm not sure I like any of those.  I am partial to pork sausage with my fry up and I enjoy a roll and square sausage smothered in red sauce.

Does your other half play poker                       Other half?  Is that like the empty part of my pint?

Can I print this on the Blonde web site                          You sure can.

Thanks  for answering              hope you win more soon       good luck comes sooner or later

[Girgy85]

Just one tonight from the                                           GlasgowBandit

How long have you been playing poker ?

Probably being playing poker for about 4 years, well trying to at least.  I seem to get worse as I understand more.

Which sites do you play on

I have accounts with almost every online cardroom.  But play mostly on iPoker (Blonde ldo & Bet Fred), Stars & Laddies.

Do you play live at pubs, clubs or Casinos                                        I have played in all 3.

Had any big wins this year                                                I won a $1 STT - woot woo!

Do you play every day                                                Sometimes twice a day.

Where did you go on holiday this year          I have been to Donegal, Barcelona and booked a few flights to places but never made them.

How many miles a week do you drive                     I'm a passenger, but probably about 60.

Do you prefer on line or Live                      Live 100% although online is more convenient.

Who's your favorite Poker Pro                Hellmouth, Mike the Mouth, Allen Cunninghaaaaaaaaaaaam

Ever played a Poker Pro, like Aces or Devilfish

Played against Dave Colclough and Tony Chessa at Cincinati club in Glasgow.  I have also been on the same table as ACES, Brian Wilson and Jen Mason @ Blonde Bash - Brian Wilson sucked out on me in a massive pot when his AQ beat my KK on the river.  Disgusting it was.

Whats your favorite Sausage; Cumberland, Irish, Spicy or Pork and Apple

Hmmm not sure I like any of those.  I am partial to pork sausage with my fry up and I enjoy a roll and square sausage smothered in red sauce.

Does your other half play poker                       Other half?  Is that like the empty part of my pint?

Can I print this on the Blonde web site                          You sure can.

Thanks  for answering              hope you win more soon       good luck comes sooner or later

Square Sausage FTW!!

[The-Crow]

Tonights interview is with                                Tonji

How long have you been playing poker ?                       I've served a 5 year apprenticeship so far..

Which sites do you play on                    I have accounts with numerous sites, all the usual suspects.

Do you play live at pubs, clubs or Casinos                     Rarely get the chance, but enjoyed DTD


Had any big wins this year           Nope, nothing big, I'm a break even/small profit player, its a hobby & a distraction from my work. So to keep playing without redeposting any $ is fine by me. Although I'd love to luckbox my way to a big win Smiley

Do you play every day                 Probably 5 times a week on average.

Where did you go on holiday this year            I cancelled holiday in Croatia  Sad But will be in France over Christmas & New Year  Smiley

How many miles a week do you drive                  Used to be 2000 a month, but now I'm less than 500 a month.

Do you prefer on line or Live                      I'm used to online, but I'd love play more live.

Who's your favorite Poker Pro

 I like the Pros that show respect to other players, can take a beat & move on, guys like Julian Thew, & in the States Allen Cunningham.

Ever played a Poker Pro, like Aces or Devilfish

In my first live tournament, my starting table included Julian Thew & Keith "The Camel" Hawkins, quite an experience...


Whats your favorite Sausage; Cumberland, Irish, Spicy or Pork and Apple

I'll buy the Cumberland sausage from the local butcher. I once got food poisoning from a pork variety (my fault).

Does your other half play poker

X's, no never lol.

Can I print this on the Blonde web site

Yep, cheers Crow.

Thanks                good choice of sausage

[The-Crow]

Today I chatted to a Cleethorpes lad                          DUNK619

How long have you been playing poker ?                     3-4 years

Which sites do you play on             stars and blonde mainly stars cos the traffic is the best 4 what i play (low level sngs)

Do you play live at pubs, clubs or Casinos                  not really

My nearest game would be a hours drive for a crappy 10 rebuy so if i do i go a bit further
and play at DTD. probs played live about 8times thats includin blonde bashes

Had any big wins this year                        1.7k my biggest but i dont play many mtts cos im crap at em
T
Do you play every day                                          pretty much

Where did you go on holiday this year                off to vegas in a few weeks  also had a week in scotland

How many miles a week do you drive                                    about 5

Do you prefer on line or Live                 i love both but live is so tiltin when you travel hundreds of miles
grind for hours and bubble with a donk move  gg blackpool

Who's your favorite Poker Pro                                   rich hare

Ever played a Poker Pro, like Aces or Devilfish             played against aces at blonde bash

Whats your favorite Sausage; Cumberland, Irish, Spicy or Pork and Apple

Sausage with bacon wrapped around it at Christmas      but out of the choices       Cumberland

Does your other half play poker
lol if you have seen the state of me you would realise how redic this question is lol


Thanks       Excellent answer to the sausage question ,       well thought out    gold Star

[The-Crow]

Now a chat with                                       barhell

How long have you been playing poker ?       About 5 years (though it doesn't show in ability)

Which sites do you play on          I tend to stick to which ever account has funds in.

Do you play live at pubs, clubs or Casinos          A few home games occasionally.

Had any big wins this year          None play for fun and entertainment generally and enjoy any small profit if any i get.

Do you play every day            I play when i get the chance maybe 4 times a week.

Where did you go on holiday this year            The beautifully sunny (i can dream) Cornwall.

How many miles a week do you drive              Something between 500 and 700 a week.

Do you prefer on line or Live                      Online just for the ability to get a game in when it suits me.

Who's your favorite Poker Pro           Jennifer Tilly for the classic tell and the full house hand against Patrik Antonius which she checked down.

Ever played a Poker Pro, like Aces or Devilfish     Not likely unless they were playing a $5 tourney.

Whats your favorite Sausage; Cumberland, Irish, Spicy or Pork and Apple

Venison and red wine sausages personally, from the given list Cumberland.

Does your other half play poker   She doesn't play but know's enough to keep an eye on a game.

Can I print this on the Blonde web site,   yes but only as long as i retain all intellectual rights.

Thanks Mr. Hell,   good answers, where do you get venison and red wine sausages ?

[barhell]

Now a chat with                                       barhell

How long have you been playing poker ?       About 5 years (though it doesn't show in ability)

Which sites do you play on          I tend to stick to which ever account has funds in.

Do you play live at pubs, clubs or Casinos          A few home games occasionally.

Had any big wins this year          None play for fun and entertainment generally and enjoy any small profit if any i get.

Do you play every day            I play when i get the chance maybe 4 times a week.

Where did you go on holiday this year            The beautifully sunny (i can dream) Cornwall.

How many miles a week do you drive              Something between 500 and 700 a week.

Do you prefer on line or Live                      Online just for the ability to get a game in when it suits me.

Who's your favorite Poker Pro           Jennifer Tilly for the classic tell and the full house hand against Patrik Antonius which she checked down.

Ever played a Poker Pro, like Aces or Devilfish     Not likely unless they were playing a $5 tourney.

Whats your favorite Sausage; Cumberland, Irish, Spicy or Pork and Apple

Venison and red wine sausages personally, from the given list Cumberland.

Does your other half play poker   She doesn't play but know's enough to keep an eye on a game.

Can I print this on the Blonde web site,   yes but only as long as i retain all intellectual rights.

Thanks Mr. Hell,   good answers, where do you get venison and red wine sausages ?

You can grab some reasonable ones from Sainsburys in their taste the difference range

[The-Crow]

Play the presenter with                            Richard Orford         

RichOrford> hi mackem
RichOrford> welcome back crow
THE-CROW> Im on rag ace watch
GREGHOGG> richard wont play ace rag hes better than that
THE-CROW> Hi Greg
GREGHOGG> hi
THE-CROW> you lost about 32 pound on that last table Richard
RichOrford> i know- i think everyone can smell blood tonight
RichOrford> my luck (and immense poker skill) had to run out at some point
RichOrford>
themackem> ouch?

RichOrford> roll up, roll up!

themackem> crow can tell u what tk had for breakfast
THE-CROW> he dont eat breakfst m8
THE-CROW> only eats once a day
NRH-Poker> lol wtf, this is weird!
THE-CROW> If he cooks at home its always Spag bol
RichOrford> does tikay know that you know all this stuff about him crow?
THE-CROW> He told me in his interview, see Crows tales at blondepoker.com
GREGHOGG> thats some detail tho

RichOrford> so all he ever eats is spag bol, once a day?
THE-CROW> If he eats at home yes
RichOrford> that would explain a lot...

GREGHOGG> whats his favourite sausage?

THE-CROW> hes has not said yet
THE-CROW> he just keeps laughing when I ask him

RichOrford> note the word 'YET'
THE-CROW> and says "Behave " a lot
RichOrford> is that one of your standard interview questions crow? favourite sausage?
THE-CROW> thats the best one
GREGHOGG> dont worry, crow asks every1 that question, perfectly normal behaviour
THE-CROW> Cumberland, Irish,  spicy or pork and Apple
GREGHOGG> has anyone replied quorn yet?

NRH-Poker> Crow what do you do for a living btw?
THE-CROW> retired stalker
cummins> lol
THE-CROW> Ok semi retired
RichOrford> is there much demand for that profession?
THE-CROW> not much
THE-CROW> Unless you write about it
THE-CROW> lol
themackem> i saw a post on blondepoker saying will the crow ever sit with half the maximum buyin
THE-CROW> I like to go all in a lot so min stake suites my loose play

RichOrford> it's good to stalk, as bob hoskins once said in an advert
THE-CROW> BT yes
themackem> no that was walk not stalk
THE-CROW> Richard don't you read my Interviews m8
THE-CROW> done nearly 100 now
RichOrford> i had  a quick glance the other day
RichOrford> to make sure you printed nothing libelous about me!
RichOrford>
THE-CROW> The best Tale was Tikay and a tank top
THE-CROW> that was v popular
RichOrford> lol
RichOrford> don't know why i'm laughing, crow is a pound up, i'm 30 quid down!

THE-CROW> Hey I'm up  3 pound 55p
RichOrford> sorry, 3.55!
THE-CROW> ok then
THE-CROW> nearly doubled my stake
THE-CROW> how you doing
RichOrford> clawing back...
RichOrford> ...slowly
THE-CROW> lol
RichOrford> very slowly...

RichOrford> should break even at around midnight
THE-CROW> lol
RichOrford> the way i've been playing tho,i could be in line for a big dent in my bankroll this evening

THE-CROW> Richard, why has your avatar got a black Eye ?

[celtic]

another cracking interview crow. keep up the good work.

[The-Crow]

                                  Its the 600 pound play the presenter, bounty hunter tourny with tikay as the presenter

Its the hour break of 5 minutes  there are 18 players left and ten are paid

THE-CROW> Ok good luck guys
THE-CROW> may the best crow win
TheRedBoy> u2
Photurian> ul then guys
THE-CROW> caaawww

Claw75> what's your favourite sausage crow?
Tikay10> Claire!
Photurian> worms
THE-CROW> hullo claw
Tikay10> I love you
Claw75> hello
Claw75> i decided to come home early from luton tonight
Tikay10> lol
THE-CROW> is this an interview claw
Claw75>  ok then crow

Tikay10> NOOOOOOOOOOOO! No more interviews    please!
Claw75> nice one
THE-CROW> caaawww
Claw75> *thinks of interesting questions*
Tikay10> I can think of a few......
Claw75> how long have you had your beard?

THE-CROW> always had a beard even as a baby
Claw75> nice

YOUNG_GUN> lol
Claw75> is it soft or spiky?
THE-CROW> what is
Claw75> your beard I'm talking about btw
THE-CROW> lol
SUPERNOVA> lol
THE-CROW> oh

Claw75> ok lets move on
THE-CROW> ok

Claw75> do you like peanut butter?
THE-CROW> yes I do

Claw75> crunchy or smooth?

YOUNG_GUN> wtf, u 2 having a laugh?

Tikay10> Nah - Claw is doing a spoof of a Crow Interview.
Tikay10> Hard to believe, but true

Claw75> it's not as good
Claw75> as the real thing
Claw75> i have much to learn from the master
YOUNG_GUN> lol

THE-CROW> i prefer nuts

Claw75> nice answer - gold star
Tikay10>

Claw75> ok then. who would be your 5 perfect home game guests?
Tikay10> You, Ding, Jen, Compo, Red. Next.

Claw75> i'm interviewing crow!
Tikay10> oops
THE-CROW> lol

Claw75> but ty xx
YOUNG_GUN> lol
Tikay10> And Chili
Tikay10> oops
THE-CROW> lol
Claw75> but ty xx
YOUNG_GUN> lol
Tikay10> And Chili
Tikay10> And Snat
Tikay10> And Karabiner
YOUNG_GUN> ??
Tikay10> An Tantrum

Claw75> what about crow?
Tikay10> what about crow?

Claw75> caaaaaw
Claw75> you haven't answered my last question yet!
Claw75> so crow, who will it be?

THE-CROW> what was the question again
Claw75> in case you've forgotten then, i'm interviewing you
THE-CROW> oh
THE-CROW> ok
Claw75> your ideal home game guests
Claw75> 6 of em

THE-CROW> err..... tikay, claw75, dingdell ,joobie, LittlemissC

YOUNG_GUN> me 2
Tikay10> I'm busy that day, sorry.
Claw75> that's 5
THE-CROW> ok
Tikay10> Joobie will give me a headache & earache

Claw75> ok here's a question
THE-CROW> ok
Claw75> what's your minimum requirement to call that last hand?

THE-CROW> pockets
Claw75> you want a question about pockets?
THE-CROW> I needed pockets
Claw75> ok - what is in your pockets right now?
Claw75> or are you just pleased to be on tikay's table?
THE-CROW> coat pockets?
Claw75>
Tikay10> lol @ Claire. "Just pleased to see tikay" to "whats in your pocket!

THE-CROW> v nice  good interview,  strange questions though
 

[The-Crow]

Just heard from a SkyPoker  pal whos on here as                               Aqualtis

Hi m8,

How long have you been playing poker ?
I have been playing for 2 years in total, 1 year on blonde. How long before my profile is changed from newbie ?

Which sites do you play on
Like yourself, i started on the mighty Sky Poker site and, after meeting the leg end that is mr tikay, i now play on both. On sky my playing name is FORDAKIDZ and my wife plays as JOO. In fact joo tells me she is responsible for merenovice playing here as she chatted him up in an open satt and told him to come along to blonde.

Do you play live at pubs, clubs or Casinos
I play at the Gutshot club which has now closed, i have joined the new International club but have not had the time to play there yet due to work commitments.

Had any big wins this year
I have made 4 final tables in the £20 freezeout at the gutshot winning 1 for £250ish, No on-line wins but some notable cashes inc 4th in 35k re-buy and joo getting 7th in the sky open. Having started trying omaha on here, got 2nd in the 300pp plo last week, ( 1000 runners finishing at 4-20 am !! ) Last night 5th in $2 plo re-buy. I think these are 2 of my best results as new to plo also some of the play in these tourneys beggars belief. 4th place in sky primo for £1750 still remains my biggest cash.

Do you play every day
Yeah, 2 teenage kidz, no money left for going out

Where did you go on holiday this year
Luckily we have a family house in Dubai so we tend to spend our holidays there. Julie has a big family so this year, 14 of us went ! M8 it is so hot out there !!!

How many miles a week do you drive
30-40, i work near to home so am quite lucky in the london traffic.

Do you prefer on line or Live
Live is the nutz, on-line can test your paitience to breaking point, aint chucked the laptop yet but, been very close, so many idiots sucking out.

Who's your favorite Poker Pro
Having been lucky enough to have Tikay at our house with the sky camera's
( see poker week 27th Dec 2007) he is our main man, except when Gus is on tv, then julie takes over the remote !! We love the Hendon Mob also.

Ever played a Poker Pro, like Aces or Devilfish
On my 2nd final table at the gutshot, i was seated nxt to a young man called james  who won the tourney, nxt time i saw him he just returned from wsop with 2nd place in the $1500 nlhe event !!!! James Akenhead is one to watch for the future.

Whats your favorite Sausage; Cumberland, Irish, Spicy or Pork and Apple
Deffo cumberland, creamy mash, onion gravy, mmmmm.

Does your other half play poker
Julie loves her Sky Poker, you will always find her in the scary sng's and the low stakes tourneys

Can I print this on the Blonde web site
It might be a bit boring for the site, the decision is yours. It's nice to see the sky family branching out and maybe Tony and Kev can organise an ex sky only invite tourney so we can all meet up again. Good luck to you crow and all the sky family.

John & Julie .

Thanks

[tikay]

Just heard from a SkyPoker  pal whos on here as                               Aqualtis

Hi m8,

How long have you been playing poker ?
I have been playing for 2 years in total, 1 year on blonde. How long before my profile is changed from newbie ?

Which sites do you play on
Like yourself, i started on the mighty Sky Poker site and, after meeting the leg end that is mr tikay, i now play on both. On sky my playing name is FORDAKIDZ and my wife plays as JOO. In fact joo tells me she is responsible for merenovice playing here as she chatted him up in an open satt and told him to come along to blonde.

Do you play live at pubs, clubs or Casinos
I play at the Gutshot club which has now closed, i have joined the new International club but have not had the time to play there yet due to work commitments.

Had any big wins this year
I have made 4 final tables in the £20 freezeout at the gutshot winning 1 for £250ish, No on-line wins but some notable cashes inc 4th in 35k re-buy and joo getting 7th in the sky open. Having started trying omaha on here, got 2nd in the 300pp plo last week, ( 1000 runners finishing at 4-20 am !! ) Last night 5th in $2 plo re-buy. I think these are 2 of my best results as new to plo also some of the play in these tourneys beggars belief. 4th place in sky primo for £1750 still remains my biggest cash.

Do you play every day
Yeah, 2 teenage kidz, no money left for going out

Where did you go on holiday this year
Luckily we have a family house in Dubai so we tend to spend our holidays there. Julie has a big family so this year, 14 of us went ! M8 it is so hot out there !!!

How many miles a week do you drive
30-40, i work near to home so am quite lucky in the london traffic.

Do you prefer on line or Live
Live is the nutz, on-line can test your paitience to breaking point, aint chucked the laptop yet but, been very close, so many idiots sucking out.

Who's your favorite Poker Pro
Having been lucky enough to have Tikay at our house with the sky camera's
( see poker week 27th Dec 2007) he is our main man, except when Gus is on tv, then julie takes over the remote !! We love the Hendon Mob also.

Ever played a Poker Pro, like Aces or Devilfish
On my 2nd final table at the gutshot, i was seated nxt to a young man called james  who won the tourney, nxt time i saw him he just returned from wsop with 2nd place in the $1500 nlhe event !!!! James Akenhead is one to watch for the future.

Whats your favorite Sausage; Cumberland, Irish, Spicy or Pork and Apple
Deffo cumberland, creamy mash, onion gravy, mmmmm.

Does your other half play poker
Julie loves her Sky Poker, you will always find her in the scary sng's and the low stakes tourneys

Can I print this on the Blonde web site
It might be a bit boring for the site, the decision is yours. It's nice to see the sky family branching out and maybe Tony and Kev can organise an ex sky only invite tourney so we can all meet up again. Good luck to you crow and all the sky family.

John & Julie .

Thanks

Hi John, Julie, great to read about you.

How are those lovely kids of yours?

XX to Jools, too.

[StuartHopkin]

Amazing. Absolute amazement.

Can i have an interview please Crow.

Caaaaaww

[gatso]

Amazing. Absolute amazement.

Can i have an interview please Crow.

Caaaaaww

have you not had one yet? sort it out crow, I want to know what stu's fave sausage is