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Question: Please select the best two captions from the list below:
There's a guy who works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.
MikkyT released from prison and plays EPT wearing cunning disguise.
I just can't stop raising you
Stop. Bubbles time!
JP felt uncomfortable when the new player kept staring at his 'stack'
bubble has burst, all over his face ...dirty monkey...
Just bad beat it, bad beat it, bad beat it, bad beat it no one wants to be defeated
Michael 'Fergus' Jackson puts the money to good use.
" Cloned Dolly is not my lover, she's just a sheep who claims that I am the one..."
fck my life
rob took bary neviles insults to heart, and has turned gay
The kiddy game is down the road you say? Where exactly?
Yeah, Pete Townsend has asked me to baby sit
Roberto regretted not cross checking his calendar when he arrived for the Jackson convention
Yeah you might be a magician Mr Esfandiari but have you ever made a 12 year olds pants disappear?Huh?
Who's bad?
i'm bad.,.,.yeah right
who the fook would want to look like him??/.??
this is the only way to keep my mouth shut.,.,.,
FML what do you mean you're out of Britney Masks
Fergus's new disguise fooled nobody
"Wearing the Full Tilt logo everywhere I go even though Im not sponsored by them didnt land me a sponsorship deal, so maybe a Michael Jackson mask will instead"
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« on: October 07, 2008, 04:01:26 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2008, 02:05:17 PM »



Wearing the Full Tilt logo everywhere I go even though Im not sponsored by them didnt land me a sponsorship deal, so maybe a Michael Jackson mask will instead"

i reckon flushy wrote this.,.,.it realy made me laugh.,.,but i had to vote for myself.,.,.,
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2008, 02:07:44 PM »

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is genius, I voted for it and feel it deserves more love.
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2008, 02:08:31 PM »

im not biased but i found this very,very funny,,,,,,


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can you see the picture?
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2008, 06:13:17 PM »

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is genius, I voted for it and feel it deserves more love.

Agreed. It has hidden depth that the current pace setter lacks. Wit, charm, philosophical thought - how can it not win?
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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2008, 10:01:16 AM »

Can't believe there's not one giving some reference to a Baby Flush
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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2008, 05:29:19 PM »

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comming up fast from the rear.,.,.,.,.,gooooone.,.,.
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2008, 05:30:13 PM »

.'''......//...'''''>>>>>>///......
comming up fast from the rear.,.,.,.,.,gooooone.,.,.

should have entered that as a caption imo, would have pissed it LOLOLOLOL
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2008, 08:21:25 PM »

.'''......//...'''''>>>>>>///......
comming up fast from the rear.,.,.,.,.,gooooone.,.,.

should have entered that as a caption imo, would have pissed it LOLOLOLOL
you see my funnier side.,,mr bighock
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2008, 08:24:19 PM »

.'''......//...'''''>>>>>>///......
comming up fast from the rear.,.,.,.,.,gooooone.,.,.

should have entered that as a caption imo, would have pissed it LOLOLOLOL
you see my funnier side.,,mr bighock

Typo obviously, I knew what you meant xx
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2008, 10:49:54 PM »

.'''......//...'''''>>>>>>///......
comming up fast from the rear.,.,.,.,.,gooooone.,.,.

should have entered that as a caption imo, would have pissed it LOLOLOLOL
you see my funnier side.,,mr bighock

Typo obviously, I knew what you meant xx

ok i will post with you bird permission
spelling mistake mr bighock     meant to read mr big shock.,.,.,as you all know ugly guys got big ones.,.,but in this case.,.,.,.,big Shock..,.,,.obviously you cant even see mine with the lights on.,.,
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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2008, 11:15:09 AM »

c'mon.,.,nearly there i need your vote,,ive been here years and never won,one of these.,.,
if i win i will STOP .,.,.,.,.,/..,,/..,/.,/.THESE.,/.,..,,/.,/.,.,..,.,
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2008, 08:50:23 PM »

The closest poll ever! I can't close it now.
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2008, 08:59:33 PM »

It is a bit of a thriller, isn't it?

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« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2008, 09:14:54 PM »

Ahem, It's Ben a close un!
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