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Question: This would interest me
Detox
Weight loss
Kick start
Cleanse
Relieve IBS symptoms
Relieve bloating

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« on: October 22, 2008, 12:14:27 PM »

Hi - checked this with a mod before writing.

I am looking at how best to target my advertising and website to improve bookings. I would like to know which word or phrase would interest you most/catch your eye in relation to colonics.

I am also looking to secret shop a competitor but can't do it myself as they know me. If anyone would like a free colonic (from my competitor in Buckinghamshire) and is happy to report back pm me. Don't all rush at once. I have a list of questions and observations I would like you to make during your treatment, all secret squirrel of course, and compare it to my clinic so you do need to do some work!

Thanks for your help, you know it makes sense, the more money I make the more money goes into the poker community!  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2008, 12:18:05 PM »

Weight loss wouldn't catch my eye if I was browsing about the internet. Too many quacky sites out there proporting to assist in weight loss that I would just block it out as noise.
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« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2008, 12:19:22 PM »

Weight loss wouldn't catch my eye if I was browsing about the internet. Too many quacky sites out there proporting to assist in weight loss that I would just block it out as noise.

That's just the sort of thing i need to know. More of that please - thanks Tank.
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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2008, 12:29:58 PM »

Health benefits aren't directly mentioned in your poll. I know that the detox/cleanse, etc. covers this, but it might be an idea to explicitly state the potential health benefits.
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« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2008, 12:30:47 PM »

I'll be your secret shopper if you want (as long as they aren't a complete charlatan!)
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« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2008, 12:32:03 PM »

Health benefits aren't directly mentioned in your poll. I know that the detox/cleanse, etc. covers this, but it might be an idea to explicitly state the potential health benefits.

These can vary from client to client, was there anything that you particularly had in mind? What you consider a health benefit would be helpful to know.
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« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2008, 12:32:59 PM »

Weight loss wouldn't catch my eye if I was browsing about the internet. Too many quacky sites out there proporting to assist in weight loss that I would just block it out as noise.

That's just the sort of thing i need to know. More of that please - thanks Tank.

I might be very very wrong.

Maybe "weight loss" is plastered all over the internet coz it continues to sell well.  
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« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2008, 12:34:39 PM »

I'll be your secret shopper if you want (as long as they aren't a complete charlatan!)

Claire has it. Thank you.
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« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2008, 12:35:42 PM »

Health benefits aren't directly mentioned in your poll. I know that the detox/cleanse, etc. covers this, but it might be an idea to explicitly state the potential health benefits.

These can vary from client to client, was there anything that you particularly had in mind? What you consider a health benefit would be helpful to know.

Don't know - what are the health benefits?
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« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2008, 01:02:25 PM »

put 'extras' in there
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« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2008, 02:26:33 PM »

put 'extras' in there

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« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2008, 03:02:32 PM »

state how much lube you would use, always a turn off to the male brain to think of being dry ducked with a garden hose
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« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2008, 04:21:52 PM »

I think we need to come up with a few suggestions for a catchy advertising slogan for Tracey ..


This could be fun !!
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« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2008, 04:22:22 PM »

I think we need to come up with a few suggestions for a catchy advertising slogan for Tracey ..


This could be fun !!

Thats not my entry by the way
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« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2008, 04:22:58 PM »

I think we need to come up with a few suggestions for a catchy advertising slogan for Tracey ..


This could be fun !!

Thats not my entry by the way


And neither was that 
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