Here's a Freezer Tip

[Laxie]

Freezer crammed with frost + hair dryer + hammer + 1 hour of day (poorly wasted IMO) + still not done = Left it too long in the first place.

Do yerself a favour.  If it's gone an inch or more...time to defrost!!!

Don't say you haven't been warned.

This has been a public service announcement.  Carry on.  Sigh.

[Wardonkey]

Groan, mine needs doing too.

Should I do it before the girlfriend moves in next month, or wait and hope she does it later?

[Laxie]

Have it done before she moves in if you expect to keep her around any bit. 

[bolt pp]

Groan, mine needs doing too.

Should I do it before the girlfriend moves in next month, or wait and hope she does it later?

are you for real? get her to do it when she moves in!!!!!!

[thetank]

If you're going to do it, don't do it before she moves in, you won't get the points.

[Laxie]

If you're going to do it, don't do it before she moves in, you won't get the points.

Ooooooooooh...I'm impressed!  Well played, Sir.  WVP.   

Must add one wee side note.  Be careful when using hammer.  DO NOT bang the freezer about too hard.  Trust me.  If you don't follow this simple rule, you will hear a hissing sound.  If you hear the hissing sound...happy shopping.  You need a new freezer. 

[thetank]

Must add one wee side note.  Be careful when using hammer.  DO NOT bang the freezer about too hard.  Trust me.  If you don't follow this simple rule, you will hear a hissing sound.  If you hear the hissing sound...happy shopping.  You need a new freezer. 

[ x ] Been there.

[rex008]

Plus, depending on how old it is, you've just released more ozone destroying CFCs than twenty cans of 80s hairspray.

But I like a nice suntan, me .

[cia260895]

put freezer outside tilted forward with door open electric fan heater blowing into it

sit back and relax

[TheChipPrince]

Here's another one, if you want ice cubes, quickly, fill the tray with boiling water, no need to thank me...

[kinboshi]

Here's another one, if you want ice cubes, quickly, fill the tray with boiling water, no need to thank me...

Don't fill it though. You'll spill it onto your hands and scald yourself as you try and fit it into the packed freezer that needs defrosting...

[Wardonkey]

put freezer outside tilted forward with door open electric fan heater blowing into it

sit back and relax

You can't do that where I live.

I might as well take the fridge-freezer and the heater straight to the dump and stop by Comet on the way back...

I'm leaning towards the tank plan, it a least gives a reason to put the job off for a couple of weeks.

[Laxie]

For the record.  I didn't damage my freezer.  That information was courtesy of my neighbour who called to keep me company during the task.  Her freezer wasn't as fortunate.

Here's another one, if you want ice cubes, quickly, fill the tray with boiling water, no need to thank me...

Is that for real or do I need to get me coat?

[Rod Paradise]

For the record.  I didn't damage my freezer.  That information was courtesy of my neighbour who called to keep me company during the task.  Her freezer wasn't as fortunate.

Here's another one, if you want ice cubes, quickly, fill the tray with boiling water, no need to thank me...

Is that for real or do I need to get me coat?

It's real.

[EvilPie]

Here's another one, if you want ice cubes, quickly, fill the tray with boiling water, no need to thank me...

Don't fill it though. You'll spill it onto your hands and scald yourself as you try and fit it into the packed freezer that needs defrosting...

Prop bet:

How many Blondes turn up at the next bash unable to pick up cards due to having no skin left on their fingers?