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[The_nun]

Teacher tells class
"Make a sentence with the word dough in it".

Little Jane raises her hand " In Italy they make pizza using special dough".

"Very good" says teacher.

Little Mary raises her hand " My baby brother makes Dinosaurs out of play dough".

"Excellent" says teacher.

Little Bob raises his hand " Our Mum says Dad is *kin useless so she has to use a dill dough".

[Claw75]

 

[thetank]

Israel is now 60 years old.

We're expecting then, that it won't be too long before it moves to Florida.