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« on: October 24, 2008, 06:19:46 PM »

im fooked off with these things.,.,now its ven saying scotland .,.,see what i hilighted.,.,.,

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  I wish to approach you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us.I am a Solicitor based in Scotland United Kingdom.I want you and I to make a fortune out of a situation that I am obviously left with no other better option. The issue that I am presenting to you is a case of my client that willed a fortune to his only daughter.It is unfortunate that he and his daughter died on the London Bomb attacks on 7 July 2005.The wife died of an heart attack on receiving the sad news a week after.I am now faced with a problem of getting atrusted person who I will make the beneficiary that I would pass the fortune to And according to the law such fortune is supposed to be bequeathed to the government if there is not any relatives or next-of-kin of the decease that would surface for claim of the fortune.However,I personally don’t belong to such school of thought that proposes that such fortune be given to the government because this is cheating and is possible that the top government officials for their own selfish interest could divert the fortune.Because of this I am contacting you to seek your acting as the beneficiary of the will. I am my late clients attorney and I alone knew about his will.Upon indication of your interests, all I will do is to amend the will by fitting in your name as the supposed next-of-kin and back it up with a sworn affidavit,which automatically becomes valid. This amendment should be between us and must not leak out to anyone cos it is confidential. I have complete information of his bank account details with an outstanding balance of £38,600,000.00GBP (38..600 Million GBP).To make you be sure of this, I can provide you with details of his bank statement  to confirm his balance.I know that you would be apprehensive and feel that this is a big sum, but it not matter because this is a legacy being passed on to a next-of-kin and you are the available next-of-kin.As I am not very sure of getting your consent yet on the issue,I prefer not to divulge my full identity so as not to risk being disbarred. Until I am sure of your consent and full cooperation then I will not be afraid to give you my full identity. In the meanwhile, I would prefer that we maintain correspondence by email and fax.At this point I want to assure you that your true consent, full cooperation and confidentiality are all that are required to enable us to take full advantage of this golden opportunity.I shall make representation to the legal courts to facilitate the amendment process within three working days.Since this is a transaction of immense benefit to both of us, I would want thatwe shared all expenses according to our agreed sharing ratio of the fortune.The sharing ratio shall be 50% for me 50% for you. This shall also be applicable to all expenditures that would be incurred in the course of the transaction because I wouldn’t want either of us to feel cheated. Please note that this is a legal and risk free transaction that does not in anyway hamper the monetary laws of your country It is an inheritance funds.If you are interested in working with me, please provide me with your name, address, occupation, nationality, and date of birth and phone and fax numbers as required for the amendment of the WILL.On completion of this, I will send you a copy of the amended WILL which you will fax to the bank with a back up letter written by your good self requesting for the release of the fund to you.I will also write to the bank as the legal representative of my client before his demise,ordering for the transfer of the funds to you,as the beneficiary of his will.I wil appreciate your urgent response in this regard.
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Yours faithfully,
Prof. lincon brown.
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2008, 06:31:22 PM »

he missed a bit, may have cost himself a few quid.................

It is unfortunate that he and his daughter died in the london bomb attacks on 7 july 2005, the wife died of a heart attack upon recieving the news a week after also falling on and crushing the familly pet cat whiskers, geroge who is 64 years old and was due to retire from 40 service in the police force the next day delivered the sad news to her over the phone which is by the front door and was worried by her reaction so he went round to check on her but unfortunatly tripped over whiskers body as he entered and broke his neck
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2008, 06:39:14 PM »

Was it Junglecat who had a large thread detailing his correspondence with a Nigerian conman, he ought to take this one up and see what fun he can have.
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 06:45:57 PM »

i just ggogled the solicitors and it all looks jonic/cool.,.,fkuc my life now you all know the briefs name.,.,chit.,.,chit.,.,chit.,., and.,.no not bang.,.,bang.,
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 06:49:28 PM »

"This amendment should be between us and must not leak out to anyone cos it is confidential."


Standard legal jargon imo
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 10:09:26 PM »

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is possible that the top government officials for their own selfish interest could divert the fortune

This is the UK not so third world dictatorship.

Whilst I despise these types of scams, I have to say that any victim with at least an average IQ deserves no sympathy as at the least you are complicit in theft or money laundering (or you would be if it were not a scam!)

Also wouldn't the government miss their 40% IHT take on the £36m
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 10:15:06 PM »

im fooked off with these things.,.,now its ven saying scotland .,.,see what i hilighted.,.,.,

Hello,
  I wish to approach you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us.I am a Solicitor based in Scotland United Kingdom.Yours faithfully,
Prof. lincon brown.
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Big clues - Based in Scotland - working in Guildford. The laws are different in Scotland & England/Wales/The 6 Counties - anyone qualified in Scots Law would surely be based in Scotland.

Apart from that clue it's obvious he's at it.
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2008, 09:24:52 AM »

Of course he's at it, a lawyer proposing a naughty deed, could never happen.
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2008, 05:18:56 PM »

"This amendment should be between us and must not leak out to anyone cos it is confidential."


Standard legal jargon imo

Totally standard you are obv correct.
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2008, 05:45:51 PM »

http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2008, 05:52:51 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2008, 06:48:44 PM »

im fooked off with these things.,.,now its ven saying scotland .,.,see what i hilighted.,.,.,

Hello,
  I wish to approach you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us.I am a Solicitor based in Scotland United Kingdom.Yours faithfully,
Prof. lincon brown.
AWB partnership Solicitors
3 Jenner Road Guildford GU1 3AQ


Big clues - Based in Scotland - working in Guildford. The laws are different in Scotland & England/Wales/The 6 Counties - anyone qualified in Scots Law would surely be based in Scotland.

Apart from that clue it's obvious he's at it.

you reckon?
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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2009, 11:21:27 AM »

Someone's just sent this through to me in the office:

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MR SIMON CARSLEY (C..E.O)SIMON CARSLEY AND GROUP OF COMPANIES.   THE ABOVE COMPANY IS THE NAME OF A COMPANY LOCATED IN NEW YORK IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.BUT IS CURRENTLY IS ON  A BUSINESS TOUR IN NIGERIA,WHERE WE FOUND A COMPANY IMITATING YOUR COMPANY AND SELLING THEIR PRODUCTS WITH YOUR COMPANY NAME.THE COMPANY IS ABOUT TO  EVEN LAUNCH YOUR PRODUCT IN ONE WEEK TIME .MY ADVICE FOR YOUR COMPANY IS THAT YOU SHOULD  CO OPERATE WITH ME IN TRACKING THIS COMPANY DOWN.I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT AND NECESSARY INFORMATIONS YOU NEED ABOUT THE COMPANY AND I AM WILLING TO GIVE YOU .IF YOU REPLY ME ASAP,MY EMAIL IS simoncarsley@yahoo.com.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
thanks SIMON CARSLEY(C.E.O) SIMON CARSLEY AND GROUP OF COMPANIES

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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2009, 11:28:26 AM »

yep give them 50k and then foret about it should sort it for a few weekd then give them 200k more

oh and ship me 5k for this advice
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