The ITB Four on Tour

[Rookie (Rodney)]

LOL yeah that photo really doesn't do her justice tbf.

I just wrote out the rest of day 1 but then fkin lost it so will do it tomorrow now. I am too tired. Goodnight from me, and until next time, I will leave you with the picture of the trip so far..

[AndrewT]

When they turn up in your room those Vegas hookers never look the same as they do on those little cards the Mexican guys hand out.

[LeKnave]

When they turn up in your room those Vegas hookers never look the same as they do on those little cards the Mexican guys hand out.

hahahahahahahahaha A+++++

[lazaroonie]

We got onto the plane without any problems and on time. The way the plane's seats were set out was 2 - 5 - 2, and we were in the group of 5. So some poor sole would have to endure our ridiculous jokes and such for over 10 hours. It was a rather attractive woman who sat down just after us. And obviously Shieldsy decided to make it known to her that he fancied her. When pretending to talk to me or Noly he would just say out loud "She comes from fittown", amongst other things. Thankfully she was either deaf or pretended to not to hear!

During the taxi round for takeoff we had started a group "boogaloo". And the lady has a little chuckle and starts chatting to us. She is quite nervous about flying as she normally takes pills but never got any before this flight. So obviously, we invite her into our boogaloo club, which will take place on takeoff. Fair play to her, she joins in and it was rather funny! We get talking when in the air and find out that she is from LA (where our flight is going to, before going to LV). She was in England because on Saturday night she was on TV. I can't remember what the programme was called but it was on inbetween Xfactor and the Xfactor results, it also had Manuel and Basil from Fawlty Towers. Her name was Hayley Carr and she is an actress.

When up in the air we laughed quite loud numerous times to the film step brothers, ate the food (which was the best plane food I have had on all my flights), and I also showed Hayley how to play Rummy!

She was very friendly and not intimidated at all by the 4 of us. And midway through the flight she suddenly got these psychic feelings and blurted them out! Some were very good, and also a little scary, and some were just her getting  bit carried away we think! Needless to say the fact that she managed to say Rosy's son's name begins with a J, and my sister's birthday is on the 27th of the month, without any hints, was a bit spooky. I thought we was on a candid camera show at one point!

Funniest thing on the plane was when Shieldsy was drinking his water, and was in a bit of a silly mood. He drunk most of it and then for some reason threw the rest over his face ! I had my water in my hand and couldnt help but finish the job by throwing my full glass all over him and soaking his tshirt through, so now he had to sleep wet!

so thats what economy class looks like. thanks...

[tikay]

LOL yeah that photo really doesn't do her justice tbf.

I just wrote out the rest of day 1 but then fkin lost it so will do it tomorrow now. I am too tired. Goodnight from me, and until next time, I will leave you with the picture of the trip so far..

What is that in her hand?

[turny]

LOL yeah that photo really doesn't do her justice tbf.

I just wrote out the rest of day 1 but then fkin lost it so will do it tomorrow now. I am too tired. Goodnight from me, and until next time, I will leave you with the picture of the trip so far..

ffs tell shieldsy to breath out!

nice reportage rooks.

shieldsy really is a laugh a minute and is like a big kid when hes going anywhere, he gets all excited and just doesnt sit still.
poor old hayley of all the people she could of got stuck with, musta been a long flight for her!

did the fatman get her number rooks?

[Colchester Kev]

She was in the film "Dead Babies" ... I doubt even Shieldsy could have shocked her.

http://www.channel4.com/film/reviews/film.jsp?id=102619&section=review



Also, Noly is RosyITB's dad yes ??

[Ismene]

Also, Noly is RosyITB's dad yes ??

 

[Laxie]

Great report so far.

[  ] Hayley will be pleased to know that photo of her is on the internet.

She's already easy to find all over the net.  Google is your friend and I reckon the Lads are safe enough. 

[Rookie (Rodney)]

When they turn up in your room those Vegas hookers never look the same as they do on those little cards the Mexican guys hand out.

hahahahahahahahaha A+++++

[Rookie (Rodney)]

LOL yeah that photo really doesn't do her justice tbf.

I just wrote out the rest of day 1 but then fkin lost it so will do it tomorrow now. I am too tired. Goodnight from me, and until next time, I will leave you with the picture of the trip so far..

What is that in her hand?

Ah - that would be white wine. From the moment they served drinks we got the beers in and obviously bought her a drink every time. She had 5 of those bottles of white wine within the first couple hours before we got bored of drinking and sleep was the next thing to do.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

LOL yeah that photo really doesn't do her justice tbf.

I just wrote out the rest of day 1 but then fkin lost it so will do it tomorrow now. I am too tired. Goodnight from me, and until next time, I will leave you with the picture of the trip so far..

ffs tell shieldsy to breath out!

nice reportage rooks.

shieldsy really is a laugh a minute and is like a big kid when hes going anywhere, he gets all excited and just doesnt sit still.
poor old hayley of all the people she could of got stuck with, musta been a long flight for her!

did the fatman get her number rooks?

No he never. He was sitting the furthest away from her. Rosy was sitting next to her for the first hour but me and him changed seats because the dickhead in front of me was laying on my lap practically and I had nowhere to put my legs. He only has small legs so we swapped.

The turbulence was the worst I have experienced when just starting to cross the Atlantic, and she got nervous on a couple of occasions and was holding my hand! She got some good pictures of us but I forgot to get her email so that we could get them off her.

Btw - She is married.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Also, Noly is RosyITB's dad yes ??

 

pmsl kev.

No he is not, they are not related. Noly is actually 33 I think and Rosy is 26ish.

[Colchester Kev]

Also, Noly is RosyITB's dad yes ??

 

pmsl kev.

No he is not, they are not related. Noly is actually 33 I think and Rosy is 26ish.

They look alike in that pic .... Noly 33, he must have had some tough paper round when he was a kid ffs

[Rookie (Rodney)]

When we got to LA it was a quick changeover of planes. The most worrying part of it was that we had to collect our bags and walked them round the corner before dropping them off. The guy misread Rosy's bag where it says "LAS". He put it in a pile to go to Alaska!! But luckily we heard him say it so he just replied.. "Oh shoot, I'll move that in a minute. That's not the first time i've done that!".

We had a Mcdonalds in LAX and we was then on the plane. Rosy had rushed ahead of us 3 in queue and we couldn't work out why, but it was because he wanted the 1 window seat out of the 4 of us. Noly wasn't best pleased when he had to sit on the other row with a couple of interesting ladies.

We got the boogaloo going again, just for luck and by the time we was in the air we were on our way down again. It was a quick flight and needed to be as we were all beginning to kick up a stink. The lights as we landed were amazing and we had suddenly woken up toward the end of this 20hr journey. We collected our bags and went outside to make our way to the airport.

We get outside and get in this stretched hummer limo and ask him to take us to the Riviera via the Welcome to Vegas sign. We take a few pics at the sign and get dropped off at the Riviera after seeing the bright lights of the strip along route.

We had finally arrived