tell him to try this one: "oh we're in oxford? i didnt realise, this is a coincidence, i was reading on the national website for english culture and stuff the other day that oxford have some of the oldest taverns in england and if you happen to visit oxford without researching this part of rich english heritage it make you a complete philistine, oooooooohhhhhhh, look, a witherspoon's, lets go"
