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« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2008, 06:00:39 PM »


I think you are all being unfair here, give the guy a break.

I'd say, here you go Mikky, time for some recreation, fancy a swim?

http://www.scribd.com/doc/7573872/Piranhas

SERIOUS PS - Please do NOT open the link if you are squeamish. It's not nice. At all.

This is what happends if you dont tip your Barber
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« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2008, 06:01:09 PM »


Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh, that's why you wernt up for the stoning, no women allowed!

After the stoning the women will be waiting with the razor blades and vinegar Smiley Make sure you keep him concious...
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« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2008, 06:43:21 PM »


I think you are all being unfair here, give the guy a break.

I'd say, here you go Mikky, time for some recreation, fancy a swim?

http://www.scribd.com/doc/7573872/Piranhas

SERIOUS PS - Please do NOT open the link if you are squeamish. It's not nice. At all.

in the last picture the biggest fish are the ones we catch out here lol called rabbit fish coz 2 teeth like razors,..,,.

as to scum bag.,.,well i could invent some new torture tactics just for him.,.,.,.shoot him up the bottle that is longest suffering way to die.,,.,bleed to death.,.,wow i can think of some real good uns i darent post.,.,.pliers and fingers toes and of course his old boy spring to mind.,.,ohhhh i cant stop myself..,fill him up with vinegar so his stomach is massivly bloated then punch fook out of his body.,..,.,i better stop there.,.,before i kill him.,,.
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« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2008, 06:47:05 PM »

what is it with everyone and vinegar today?

I'm so confused, i dont know whether i want to go out and torture someone or get some fish and chips.
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« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2008, 06:49:13 PM »

What we should do is send him loads of crossword puzzle books but put loads of random letters in the wrong places, or sofa's bleeding to death arse thing, whatever.
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« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2008, 06:53:20 PM »

Nice touch to put his address on there though ... I might just send him a letter.
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« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2008, 06:55:04 PM »

Nice touch to put his address on there though ... I might just send him a letter.

He's not there man, he's in prison!!!

sigh, FFS keep up!
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« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2008, 06:56:23 PM »

Nice touch to put his address on there though ... I might just send him a letter.

He's not there man, he's in prison!!!

sigh, FFS keep up!

Sighhhhhhhhhhhh the address is his nick address ... FFS keep up.
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« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2008, 06:58:16 PM »

Nice touch to put his address on there though ... I might just send him a letter.

He's not there man, he's in prison!!!

sigh, FFS keep up!

Sighhhhhhhhhhhh the address is his nick address ... FFS keep up.

sigh, we already knew where to send it:

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« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2008, 07:00:28 PM »

Nice touch to put his address on there though ... I might just send him a letter.

He's not there man, he's in prison!!!

sigh, FFS keep up!

Sighhhhhhhhhhhh the address is his nick address ... FFS keep up.

sigh, we already knew where to send it:

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Useless without a postcode, have you ever been to Jockland, Its one big prison !!
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« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2008, 07:21:11 PM »

Nice touch to put his address on there though ... I might just send him a letter.

He's not there man, he's in prison!!!

sigh, FFS keep up!

Sighhhhhhhhhhhh the address is his nick address ... FFS keep up.

sigh, we already knew where to send it:

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Useless without a postcode, have you ever been to Jockland, Its one big prison !!

he is no longer in the Bar-L, he is up with all the other nonces in peterhead.. We could get tank to take him a shite wrapped in christmas paper....
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« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2008, 07:23:50 PM »

Nice touch to put his address on there though ... I might just send him a letter.

He's not there man, he's in prison!!!

sigh, FFS keep up!

Sighhhhhhhhhhhh the address is his nick address ... FFS keep up.

sigh, we already knew where to send it:

MikkyT
Prison
Scotland

Useless without a postcode, have you ever been to Jockland, Its one big prison !!

he is no longer in the Bar-L, he is up with all the other nonces in peterhead.. We could get tank to take him a shite wrapped in christmas paper....

Id go along with this if we could agree on who's shit we're using and whos gonna wrap it.
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« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2008, 08:48:34 PM »

I've got another idea that I nicked from a 2+2 thread.

What I'm going to do is befreiend him when he comes out, and wait patiently for the day he asks to borrow a pen.
I'll check if he wants a black biro or a blue biro, and then I'll hand him the opposite of what he asks for.
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« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2008, 08:53:09 PM »

Nice touch to put his address on there though ... I might just send him a letter.

He's not there man, he's in prison!!!

sigh, FFS keep up!

Sighhhhhhhhhhhh the address is his nick address ... FFS keep up.

sigh, we already knew where to send it:

MikkyT
Prison
Scotland

Useless without a postcode, have you ever been to Jockland, Its one big prison !!

he is no longer in the Bar-L, he is up with all the other nonces in peterhead.. We could get tank to take him a shite wrapped in christmas paper....

Id go along with this if we could agree on who's shit we're using and whos gonna wrap it.

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« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2008, 08:54:08 PM »

I've got another idea that I nicked from a 2+2 thread.

What I'm going to do is befreiend him when he comes out, and wait patiently for the day he asks to borrow a pen.
I'll check if he wants a black biro or a blue biro, and then I'll hand him the opposite of what he asks for.

MikkyT: "can i borrow a pen"?

Tank: "what colour, blue or black"

MikkyT: "whichever"

Tank: <huge pause> "*****"!
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