out of the mouths of babes.....

[Claw75]

Mini convo with my nearly 6 year old yesterday afternoon:

Hannah: Mummy, is anyone coming round to visit us today?
Me: No, not today.
Hannah: So why are you hoovering then?

[redimp]

 

[Suited_Jock]

Mini convo with my nearly 6 year old yesterday afternoon:

Hannah: Mummy, is anyone coming round to visit us today?
Me: No, not today.
Hannah: So why are you hoovering then?

she has a point

[RED-DOG]

Granddaughter standing on the bathroom scales, "What time is my feet?"

[neildawson]

New to going to the toilet on his own, my nephew is asked by his gran if he's sure his bum is clean ...

"I'll check" he shouts back as he bolts past me in the hall into the bedroom with the full-length mirrors. Intrigued I follow. He turns his back to the mirror, drops his shorts and puts his head between his knees so that he can see the reflection.

Not a pretty site but I'm rolling about in tears of laughter at how clever he is!!

[TightEnd]

Nine year old daughter

We are at the corner shop and I buy a lottery ticket

I give her the ticket when we get home and ask her to check the numbers when the draw comes on the TV. She's keen, gets a pen, asks me what time its on etc


and I forget all about it

a bit later she comes into the other room where I am and drops a lottery ticket, torn into 40 or so small pieces into my lap

"why?" I ask, perplexed

"I missed the programme" she says "so we can't have won"

 

[boldie]

Nine year old daughter

We are at the corner shop and I buy a lottery ticket

I give her the ticket when we get home and ask her to check the numbers when the draw comes on the TV. She's keen, gets a pen, asks me what time its on etc


and I forget all about it

a bit later she comes into the other room where I am and drops a lottery ticket, torn into 40 or so small pieces into my lap

"why?" I ask, perplexed

"I missed the programme" she says "so we can't have won"