Please select 2008's best two caption comp winners...
This is what I call my - Squeeze Play"
"No, you can't have a cheeky peak at my nipples. Who do you think I am? That Maria fella???"
One DTD deluxe burger: £8.45, Buy in to Saturday poker tournament: £55, Your mates tagging this picture on facebook after you told your wife you were visiting your sick mother in hospital: Priceless.
"I have a huge penis"
Chili's face says it all after the shock proposal from Mick McCool
"This is how high my swimming pool full of money comes up to me - and that's in the shallow end!" explains Julian.
"Here's 50 quid for your train home kid, come back when you have started puberty."
"Two flops, TWO FLOPS!! How come M3boy gets two flops?"
After experimenting with introducing a bad beat counsellor into the DTD cardroom, management decide they may need to work on their recruitment policy.
Time for a ruling
"The kiddy game is down the road you say? Where exactly?"
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