Stories

[WinBase]

Hi Folks,

a few of u know me from ladbrokes, and know i sometimes write stories about a 'fictitional' poker site called 'badjokes.com', I aint wrote a story for a week or so, but this is one i posted before in case u missed it.

The Pokermanagers - Ghost Ship

“I’m looking for ideas on how we can fill the barge up this year”, asks Bert, “U got any ideas?”. “STFU” growls the barman, “U ask me that question every morning, its starting to p1ss me right off, I thought those jokers u bring in during the afternoon were supposed to have all the idea’s, that’s wot u pay ‘em for isn’t it?”.  Bert becomes a tad agitated, and immediatley jumps to the defence of his staff: “leave my robots alone m8, they have enuf to do pressing buttons and organising freebies, I can’t expect em to think of everything”.  Barman: “Well why keep asking me then?, I told ya an hour ago I’m busy m8, I’ve got to bottle up, were open in 10 mins and u sound like uve had enuf anyway”. Bert slurrs: “I got 450 berths to fill in 2 months, its gunna look like the Marie Celeste if I don’t think of summat quick…”. Barman: “You could always do like u usually do and run a load of celebrity freerolls, that shud take up the slack”. Bert Groans: “Were gunna be doing that l8r on m8, but I need summat Now”. As the Barman empties the ashtrays he ponders: “It mite sound a bit obvious m8, but why not listen to ur addicts for once, I mean read that forum thingy, find out what thay want”. Berts expression suddenly picks up : “Fking ell, ur right m8, I’ll half the price and run lotteries for cheap package holidays, that’ll keep em sweet, btw m8, u wanna job?, im gunna have a lot of vacancies soon….”

[WinBase]

The Pokermanagers – Better to be safe

“Being a PM aint the job I thought it was gunna be” moans PM16 over morning coffee, “I didn’t expect it to be so tuff”. PM1 chuckles: “U aint had to re-set frozen tables again have ya?, I had to do that job for 2 years, almost killed me I was that busy, I even had to put in a claim for RSI in the end”. PM16: “no m8, I find that job quite theraputic, and I felt so proud yesterday when I answered my first email, it was dated April 2003, but at least I responded” he beams, boasting “That’s more than most of ‘em in here”. PM1: “so whats ur problem then?”.  PM16: “well m8, I was a bit bored coz the server managed to stay up for once, so I didn’t have to give refunds or man the phonebox, so I thought I’d watch a final table and try to get to grips with….. waddya call it again?”. PM1 frowns: “Its called Pokker m8, didn’t Bert tell ya at ur indoctrination meeting”. PM16 shuffles his deckchair: “errrr that’s the fella, he probably did m8, but I mustv forgot, coz ‘bus-conductor’ syndrome does that to ya sometimes”. PM1: “anyway m8, go-on, what happened”. PM16: “some FruitCake guy was trying dump a load of cash on another guy, it was pretty obvious to me that it couldn’t have been anything else other than drug money, so I had to empty his account immediatley, and call the cops, I’ll wager he was even smoking crack while he was doing it”. PM1:  “He must’v been smoking summat to play on badjokes.com in the first place m8, better to be safe than sorry I say….”

[yt]

I don't get it.

am I alone?

I guess I'm missing something!

[WinBase]

Hi Vt,

u obv. aint played at ladbrokes m8 lol, for others that are more general check out   (LINK DELETED BY MODERATOR). i just posted this and it disappeared, either taken off by a moderator who must think im spamming, or it just got lost in cyberspace.

Bob

[yt]

I will try and catch up! I don't play on laddies

[-bw-]

Why has the Link been removed?